“Why is that?” I hear you ask. Simple: a while ago we posted an article about the possible inclusion of Mr. Toots in Red Faction: Armageddon. Mr. Toots, you will remember, is that loveable, rainbow-shitting unicorn death-cannon.
Volition promised to include Mr. Toots as an unlockable weapon in the game so long as the Red Faction: Armageddon trailer was downloaded at least one million times. This I initially laughed at and thought there was no way in hell that would happen. After I’d finished laughing I began to weep quietly in my bedroom, distraught in the knowledge that I would probably never dispatch Martian enemies using a rainbow-shitting unicorn.
But what’s this? Gamers the world over have pulled through and we are getting Mr. Toots after all. Hell. Yeah. To unlock him you’ll need to play through the game’s campaign at least once. Reveal trailer after the jump.