What lies beyond the ominous door to day 13? You’ll have to grab its strangely warm handle and brave the unsettling smoke seeping through its gaps to find out. Do it. Do it for exciting heroics. Or, if you’re excessively boring, you could see it as simply clicking the read more button below, you boring human you.

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