Ron Gilbert, part of the gang that brought us the first two Monkey Island games, has written a post over on his Grumpy Gamer blog in which he muses about what he’d do if he were to make a new game in the point-and-click series. It’s a really interesting read in spite of the fact that he prefaces the whole thing with two massive disclaimers saying that he IS NOT making a new Monkey Island. Oh Ron, you big tease. Why not just rip our hearts out, cover ’em in petrol and set them on fire? It’d be less cruel.