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Yes, yes, I know, this happened almost a week ago and I’m only posting something about it now. That’s because I’ve been dying. Okay, so maybe not dying by the strictest definition of the word, but sick enough that this morning I had one of those crazy fever dreams where I went tank diving with Michael Biehn to rescue my brother from a bunch of giant, carnivorous turtles. I don’t even have a brother and I’m proper phobic about deep water, but I think Michael Biehn was probably in it because I’ve been playing way too much Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon.

As it is, I’ve temporarily detached myself from an IV drip of MedLemon and whiskey (don’t try this at home, kids) to upload these photos from the event so you can look and see if you made it onto this month’s rogues’ gallery. You did? High five! You didn’t? Next time, come over and stand in front of me while I’m trying to take arty, long exposure photos of the pizza. In the meantime, I’ll be over on the couch with tissues bunged up my nose,waiting for the courier to deliver my X-Files Blu-rays and wishing for some chicken noodle soup.