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08.11.2013: NAG COVERT OPERATIVE TARRYN “PEW PEW” VAN DER BYL DEPLOYED TO MWEB HQ, CAPE TOWN AS PART OF MISSION CODENAME “CLASH OF THE TITLES”;

ASSIGNMENT: ACQUISITION OF SURVEILLANCE ASSETS, ACQUISITION OF HIGH PRIORITY TARGET PAPA-INDIA-ZULU-ZULU-ALPHA

> TRANSMISSION START…

18:03: Following interception of a classified comm from MWEB HQ to two enemy combatant factions – callsign “Call of Duty: Ghosts” and “Battlefield 4” – regarding a top secret operation, I have successfully infiltrated the target location via vehicle-based insertion disguised as civilian journalist as per mission parameters. A swag bag has been secured for further analysis at the lab.

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For now, complimentary headgear has been requisitioned as a temporary camouflage.

18:08: We have been relocated to a zone designated “M-CAVE” according to local intel, where 16 network-access command stations are set up. After interrogation, I have ascertained that the two factions assembled here will engage in a series of simulated military exercises “to see who is better at games and stuff”.

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State-of-the-art military simulation technology.

18:12: Pre-engagement carbonated liquids and snack-class rations have been issued, and I have collected samples for additional testing subsequent to oral inspection and tactical digestion.

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Cereal paste units topped with super-heated lactic bacteria and an assortment of proteins.

18:47-20:18: Shots fired. Multiple instances of friendly fire-related casualties that may or may not have involved me directly, but definitely involved our other NAG covert operative, Rogan “Teamkiller” Louwrens.

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The true face of evil.

Thanks to Desmond, Brad, Chocs, and the MWEB team for another bang-bang-bangin’ event.