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There’s no shortage of simulator games on the market. Players can try their hand at almost anything, from piloting WWII-era aircraft to being a hapless surgeon. If you thought that being a goat just wasn’t pushing the boundaries far enough, then you seriously need to take a peek at Rock Simulator 2014, which is very real and currently on Steam Greenlight.

“For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator,” it says on the developer’s page. It promises to be “a rock enthusiast’s dream”, but we all know it’s either a tired joke or the ultimate in postmodernist statements. Will there be pre-orders? Multiplayer? DLC? Only time will tell.