We’re not sure whether this should be classed a public service announcement or a public warning, but the annual Steam holiday sale kicked off last night local time. The first day of sale titles is still active so be sure to head on over to grab dozens of cheap games that will then sit untouched in your library for years. You’ll likely forget about owning them and then try to repurchase them in a subsequent sale; at which point Steam will say, “You mad, bro?” and you’ll realise, “Oh hey, I didn’t even know I owned this! I should really play it at some point.”
If you’re nowhere near a PC for most of the day, then pick up Steam’s mobile app; it’s actually pretty robust and you can burn through your salary while on the move. Why am I telling you this? I’m so sorry.