What do we want? GUNS WITH CHAINSAWS. When do we want th-VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM! Also, isn’t it fun that we have a “giblets” category for news, and this is about a game that features great, grey, greasy globs of glistening giblets? It’s like we actually plan this stuff. I mean, we don’t, but appearances matter more than intentions.
Anyway, from now until 1 May, the Gears of War 4 open beta is a thing you can download and play. And if you get to level 20, you’ll even get some special thingies for the real game, including vintage weapon skins and an exclusive character. NICE. Plus, if you manage to kill me, you win a prize. Spoilers! It’s probably a photo of my cats.