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It’s probably not exactly a shock, given that the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions of last year’s Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 were somewhat, uh, limited, but the franchise’s on-again, off-again, friends-with-some-zombie-benefits relationship with last-gen gamers is now totally, legit, 100% over – Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare will be launching on PC, Xbox One, and PS4. Only. That’s it. Seriously. And they are never, ever, ever getting back together, so stop with the drunk texting at 3am because it’s not happening.

I don’t know why I decided to roll with a romance metaphor, but I did, and now I’m committed to it. Committed. Get it? Okay, I’ll stop now.