Because, duh, and besides, it’s not like we have any movies about pandemics already. According to a report over on Variety, the movie adaption of Tom Clancy’s The Division is already in development and will star Jake Gyllenhaal, so, um, you know what, I’m actually okay with this. He’s also apparently attached to the project as a producer, although the studio is still shopping around for a writer. I’m a writer. Hey, Ubisoft. Over here. Me.