system shock 2

Just in time for winter on this side of the planet, GOG’s unironically ironic Summer Sale 2016 has launched with a zillion special deals including a free copy of System Shock 2 for the first 48 hours. I bet it smells like suntan lotion. Everything smells like suntan lotion in the summer, it’s the rules. And suntan lotion smells like Malibu rum, so technically summer smells like rum. Mmm, rum.

For the next two weeks, you’ll be able to SAVE SAVE SAVE on GOG’s game catalogue, and participating in some wet ‘n’ wild website activities also earns you XP than you can use to unlock other free stuff like Spelunky, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers – 20th Anniversary Edition, and Dreamfall Chapters Season Pass.

At press time, The Witcher 3 is also 50% off, so get it while it’s hot.