temple of no

Or a woman or a man, but it’s not everyday you get to be a frog, so that’s what I chose. Developed by The Stanley Parable designer William Pugh, The Temple of No is a free, browser-based, Choose Your Own Adventureish text game made with Twine about… no, I already told you about the frog and you can find out the other stuff for yourself.

the temple of no screenshot

And keep asking the same questions.

Much like The Stanley Parable, it’s charmingly bizarre. Or bizarrely charming. I can’t decide, but it’s also only about 10 minutes, just in time for lunch, and works on mobile devices. Go on, you know you want to.