The Division

A deadly virus. A deadlier conspiracy. Server problems.

Starring that guy from Donnie Darko and that lady from Interstellar.

Coming this post-apocalypse.

It’s The Division.

The movie.

So, this is happening. Ubisoft has announced the inevitable movie adaptation of The Division, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Chastain already attached to the project.

“The pandemic-stricken streets of The Division are filled with countless stories of love, loss, treachery, and heroism,” Ubisoft said in the press stuff. “But we’ll have to wait to find out what avenues the film will explore.”

I bet it’s about a failed Dark Zone extraction where somebody loses a purple gun and ragequits. Maybe. I mean, I’d watch that.