pewdiepie tuber simulator

… It’s a game about streaming games. How? What? Why? That’s it, people, I’m out.

Okay, I’m not. But only because I’m putting in a pool and I need this job because pools are super expensive. And besides, when the pool’s in, I could totally buy a cheap phone, download this game, and chuck it in the pool, and I’d be all, like, “THAT’S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID GAME”. And then I’d burn down the pool.

But I probably won’t. Can you even burn down a pool? That’s almost as absurd as this game.

So, PewDiePie’s Tuber Simulator features Youtube game streaming guy Felix “PewDiePie” Kjellberg as – oh, you guessed it – a Youtube game streaming guy, only apparently dressed up as some sort of retro-pixel blue dog… thing. I don’t even.

According to another tweet, it’s also “not clicker”, “mobile”, “different from other similar titles”, “free to play”, “not pay to win”, “soon”, and “this whole thing is a bad dream”. I made up the last one. Whatever else, it’s in development at Outermind in Montreal, the same studio that previously did Legend of the Brofist, also starring PewDiePie.

Now excuse me while I go weep for humanity.