mass effect andromeda ryder

… Because it’s in space! HA HA HA. HA. HA. No, but seriously, I don’t even know because I haven’t watched it yet. That’s my special treat for finishing up with this article, obviously. I’m all about incentivising work like that.

Game’s out “Spring 2017”, which is North Hemispherese for “Autumn 2017”. So, maybe not soon enough, but soon.