And I haven’t even started it, but that’s because Dane gave the review copy to Matthew “Assassination Target #1” Vice and not me. But the less said about that, the more plausible deniability I have. Besides, I was home that whole night. The cats can tell you.
Meanwhile, earlier today, Canadian speedy runner DrTChops completed the whole game in 31 minutes and 32 seconds, beating out previous champ Voetiem by under a minute. I didn’t even finish this article in that time, but I got kind of stuck watching random videos on YouTube, so it’s not my fault.
Dishonored 2 is out now on PC, Xbox One, and PS4.