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So, a Watch Dogs 2 screenshot got around this week featuring a dead NPC’s twinkle cave, exposing (…) the game for the subversive necrophiliac porn agenda propaganda it actually is. I mean, look at the billboard in that screenshot up top. “Beautiful lies?” “Dedsexy”? It’s so obvious now.

Anyway, Ubisoft has announced it’s patching out The Notorious V.A.G., presumably with a nice bikini or thong or strip of sticky tape that’s much more edifying for the kids who aren’t supposed to even be playing it because it’s rated for adult audiences.

“We’re aware that one of the NPC models in Watch Dogs 2 is rendered in a way that is particularly explicit. While Watch Dogs 2 is a mature-rated game, we apologise and will update this NPC model to make it more consistent with other NPC models in the game in a patch to be released this week,” the publisher told Polygon. “We also are working with our first-party partners to ensure that players can continue to play and share all content from the game within the bounds of the first parties’ respective codes of conduct.”

Meanwhile, the guy who shared the offending gigglebox screenshot on social media has had his temporary PSN ban upped from one week to one month, and then dropped entirely.

“Sony have undone the suspension. We won! I think?” he said. “They never admitted fault of course. I want to thank everyone for their support today.”

What a time to be alive.