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Wow. Just wow. I don’t even… Ha. Haha. Wahahahahaha! Okay look, we’re all adults here (presumably), and this is a real piece of news, so let’s take a moment to compose ourselves. Done? Good. MOVING ON.

Free Lives, the fantastically creative development team behind the equally fantastic Broforce has just released a brand new game onto Steam Early Access. The game is called Genital Jousting, and it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is. If, of course, you think it’s “an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses.” More details and a trailer you really need in your life right now after the jump.

According to the game’s official site, Genital Jousting will see players “control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus.” I’d love to wittily describe the game in my own words, but there’s no real beating the official description: “Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.”

The game can be played online or locally and can “satisfy up to eight players at once.” Genital Jousting currently has more than ten modes, including “Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.” In case you needed any more convincing, you’ll be elated to learn that players will have the option to customise their (in-game) penis with different colours, as well as adorable little outfits.

Genital Jousting is currently selling on Steam Early Access for a mere R55 and has already received a plethora of glowing reviews.

Source: Free Lives

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