Just in time for the who-wore-what carnival of the Academy Awards, the annual Golden Raspberry Awards – or the “Razzies” – were (also) announced this weekend, celebrating last year’s least distinguished in film and entertainment – including Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, and Jesse Eisenberg, for the bat-bomb Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Was it that bad? I don’t even know because I fell asleep about an hour into it.

Now in its 37th year, the Razzies ceremony in Los Angeles precedes the Oscars by one day every year, and recognises the worst movies and actors of the previous year, based on votes by journalists, fans, and film industry professionals. Perhaps not totally unexpectedly, most winners (or losers?) do not accept their awards in person.

And the award goes to…

(Recipients in bold.)

Worst Picture

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Dirty Grandpa
  • Gods of Egypt
  • Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Zoolander No. 2

Worst Actor

  • Ben Affleck / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Gerard Butler / Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen
  • Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Robert De Niro / Dirty Grandpa
  • Dinesh D’Souza [as himself] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Ben Stiller / Zoolander 2

Worst Actress

  • Megan Fox / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
  • Tyler Perry / Boo! A Madea Halloween
  • Julia Roberts / Mother’s Day
  • Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Naomi Watts / Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In
  • Shailene Woodley / Divergent Series: Allegiant

Worst Supporting Actress

  • Julianne Hough / Dirty Grandpa
  • Kate Hudson / Mother’s Day
  • Aubrey Plaza / Dirty Grandpa
  • Jane Seymour / Fifty Shades of Black
  • Sela Ward / Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Kristen Wiig / Zoolander 2

Worst Supporting Actor

  • Nicolas Cage / Snowden
  • Johnny Depp / Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • Will Ferrell / Zoolander 2
  • Jesse Eisenberg / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Jared Leto / Suicide Squad
  • Owen Wilson / Zoolander 2

Worst Screen Combo

  • Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Any Two Egyptian Gods or Mortals / Gods of Egypt
  • Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume / Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors / Collateral Beauty
  • Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig / Boo! A Madea Halloween
  • Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson / Zoolander 2

Worst Director

  • Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Roland Emmerich / Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Tyler Perry / Boo! A Madea Halloween
  • Alex Proyas / Gods of Egypt
  • Zack Snyder / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Ben Stiller / Zoolander 2

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

  • Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice
  • Fifty Shades of Black
  • Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
  • Zoolander 2

Worst Screenplay

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Dirty Grandpa
  • Gods of Egypt
  • Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Suicide Squad

Barry L. Bumstead Award (for the movie that lost a lot and cost a lot)

  • Misconduct (cost $11 million and made $15,150)

Razzie Redeemer Award

  • Mel Gibson for Hacksaw Ridge

Yeah, no. Nothing could’ve been worse than Gods of Egypt, although I did manage to keep awake the whole way through that one. You know when you experience a kind of horrified awe, and you can’t look away even though you’re withering with vicarious shame and embarrassment? That.