Why did I use Deadpool three times in one headline, you ask? Well, because Deadpool rocks, and you can never have too much Deadpool. Deadpool.

Speaking of Deadpool, there’s a video making the rounds where the merc heroically attempts to stop an old guy from getting mugged. It goes as well as you’d imagine. Oh, and the video totally confirms that Deadpool 2 is in the works, in case you thought that it wasn’t.

The clip was uploaded by Ryan Reynolds over the weekend with this description: “Wade and the other girls from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants plan a trip to Cabot Cove.” It has literally nothing to do with the actual video. It’s glorious.

The video doesn’t confirm a release date, but it does say this: “Deadpool. Coming. Not soon enough.” We’re guessing it’s still quite a ways off, but it’s happening, and that’s all that matters.

Oh, there’s also a story at the end of the video that includes an old fisherman, a big fish, skeletons, and something about a seafood restaurant. It’s super incoherent, but oh-so-worth the read.