HAPPY FRIDAY, PEOPLE OF EARTH.

Today is a good day. It’s exactly one week until Spider-Man returns to cinemas. In other words, Spider-Man: Homecoming lands in local moviebox-rooms on Friday 7 July. Remember, Homecoming is the one with new-new Spidey, also known as Tom Holland, also known as “the one from Captain America: Civil War“. Old-new Spidey (aka Andrew Garfield) has been sent to live on Sony’s Super-Special Farm for Retired Spider-People, where he’ll join Tobey Maguire (old-old Spidey) and friends. Don’t look at me like that. I’m told he’ll be really happy there, because he’ll have lots of room to run and play outside or something.

To celebrate the arrival of new-new Spidey, IMAX has very generously given us a bunch of double tickets to give away to you, the attractive humans who frequent this website. Max details below.

Here’s the deal: we’ve got 10 sets of double tickets available. If you want to win one of those sets of double tickets, head to the comments section below and tell us this: if you were to be bitten by a radioactive SOMETHING and it caused you to develop Special Abilities, what would that SOMETHING be, and what’s the first thing you’d do with your newfound superpowers?

We’ll randomly draw 10 winners on Thursday 6 July, and should you be selected as one of them, we’ll let you know (or maybe IMAX will get in touch – I don’t know), and you’ll be free to choose which IMAX theatre you’d like to see the movie at.

Keep in mind that you’ll need to be able to get to an IMAX cinema, so make sure there’s one near you before you enter.

OKAY GO.