But probably not in a group like that. Or do they? I dunno. Everybody’s got their thing, and according to Pornhub’s annual report of who did what in 2017, PlayStation owners came tops in its console category, by a lot, so maybe I’m just not being invited to those parties or something.

The website’s year in review data (the link is totally safe) shows that PlayStations accounted for some 56% of total console traffic, with Xbox next at 32%, and the PS Vita at a somewhat unexpected 5% considering there’s not much to play on it besides yourself, #zing.

Besides the inevitable if kind of perplexing when you think about it “fidget spinner”, “big tits” also made it into the list of most searched terms, so it’s nice to know that people still appreciate the classics.