I’ve lived a long life. As I reach the twilight years of gaming at the ripe old age of 28, I reflect on all the things I wish I’d done more of. The things I wish I could tell my 16 year-old self. Things like “yes, they knew” and “never with shampoo”.
While many of us may have responsibilities and grown-up things to deal with, it’s not too late. There are many things that as gamers, young and old, we should all be doing more of, right now. “But Chris,” you say, indignantly, “I’m older than 28! Am I not more knowledgeable than you?” No, you’re not, you ridiculous manchild. I am a prodigious fountain of wisdom and if you don’t click Read More you will never find true happiness.