I love snowboarding games. When I was a kid, I had this game called Ski or Die that included a snowboarding half-pipe event. Obviously, this was in, like, 1990, so it wasn’t exactly sophisticated, and for some reason you had to dodge glam penguins and bunnies with chainsaws. But it’s what we had back then, and you kids don’t even know. Then there was SSX on PS2, and SSX On Tour on PSP – I busted one of my analogue sticks playing that game – and Amped 3 on Xbox 360. Those were such rad games.
But this isn’t one of them.