I was really, really hoping that Cloudgate was the codename given to humanity’s top-secret attempt to accurately recreate BioShock Infinite‘s floating city of Columbia in real life. Alas, it’s not meant to be. I’m officially ready to retreat into the wilderness, never to be seen again now that all my hopes and dreams of living in a cloud-borne dystopia have been dashed. As a backup, I was also secretly hoping that it was another one of those conspiracies suffixed with “gate”, in which a clandestine society of Cloud People were preparing to invade Earth with their fluffy white sky-armada. Sadly, this also proved untrue.
It turns out that Cloudgate, in reality, is nothing more than a… oh wait, this thing’s pretty cool too. DAY SAVED.
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