I just hated! (movies)

[TiNRiB]

I quit my job recently, and have had a lot of free time since the wifey is still working... And I've been seeing way too much movies, what movie did you really just hate?

This idea just came to me as I am watching Evan Allmighty... I really enjoyed the 1st one.. Bruce Allmighty... Ja I know most Jim Carrey is predictable, but I love his stupid humor! Its kind of like Sandler's anger! But this guy in Evan, he's from 'The Office' right? Another show that breaks my balls for its constant same jokes...

[Cloud_Ratha]

I hate shoot 'em up. The corny one liners and the cheesy story and crap movie and **** what a piece of **** waste of time my eyes burn damnation. Id rather have a threesome with whoopie goldberg and rose o'donald than watch it again.

[TiNRiB]

I hate shoot 'em up. The corny one liners and the cheesy story and crap movie and **** what a piece of **** waste of time my eyes burn damnation. Id rather have a threesome with whoopie goldberg and rose o'donald than watch it again.

Thats a movie I kind of enjoyed, the reason being I knew what to expect! Over the top action with nothing but a porno's story line in between!
Enjoyed watching it with my dad... Every second word was "Yoh!" or "Fok it!"!

[Cloud_Ratha]

Yeah obvious. But like. Everytime someone in the movie opened their shameful mouth i wanted to throw my car into my tv. It was painful. There was no need to waste money making that film. Like feed somalia.

[ioiiooio]

With 'Shoot Em Up' I couldn't decide if it was meant to be a spoof or something, I mean the guys finishing move is a carrot between the eyes... thats the funniest **** ever!

I hate comedies that go all limp at the end, they make you laugh your ass off the first 3 quarters then they torture you with dragged-out-moral-of-the-story-heart warming bull****. It's a killjoy. Romantic comedies... ugh!

[Miktar]

Screw you. I loved Shoot-Em-Up, it was my kind of movie. Not everything has to be to *your* liking, y'know. Next time just don't watch it.

[onona]

I think The Matrix trilogy is the most overhyped, shallow piece of try-hard, pretentious rubbish I've ever subjected myself to. And I didn't even bother to watch the third one, because the second one was so painfully awful.

[Cloud_Ratha]

Haha i know people would like it. My brother loves it. I just thought they could have dropped the cheesy one liners and made it a bit more... You know what, me finishing this sentence will affect the world in no way. So im done.

[TiNRiB]

With 'Shoot Em Up' I couldn't decide if it was meant to be a spoof or something, I mean the guys finishing move is a carrot between the eyes... thats the funniest **** ever!

I hate comedies that go all limp at the end, they make you laugh your ass off the first 3 quarters then they torture you with dragged-out-moral-of-the-story-heart warming bull****. It's a killjoy. Romantic comedies... ugh!

Reminds me of 'Click'... Here I am enjoying a good time with a beer and my girl and she starts crying at the end! Bye bye beer, lets cuddle! WTF!?

[Cloud_Ratha]

Btw. The worst movie ever created is mr bones 2. It is awful. Its a shame cause i enjoyed the first one.

[SplaT]

I think The Matrix trilogy is the most overhyped, shallow piece of try-hard, pretentious rubbish I've ever subjected myself to. And I didn't even bother to watch the third one, because the second one was so painfully awful.

First Matrix is close to being my favourite.

[onona]

Btw. The worst movie ever created is mr bones 2.

I'm sure that's an awful film, but I bet it pales in comparison to The Roller Blade Seven (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0102804/), which is undoubtedly the single most awful film I've ever seen in my entire life. I simply cannot fathom how any film could possibly be worse.

This review posted on imdb really sums it up.



The "plot" concerns a Hawk (Shaw), a futuristic Ninja dude, who has to rescue his sister from evil baddies led by the crippled Pharoah (Smith), who is some kinda cult leader who invented a popular skateboard or something. Hawk meets up with all kinda weirdos, both good and bad, most of whom dress funny and use roller blades, and one of which continually plays the banjo. I say good and bad, because I honestly couldn't tell most of the time who was who, or what side they were on. Especially that banjo fella. And I suppose there was seven of them, but I wasn't counting, and who really cares? One of the roller bladers was Don Stroud but I never worked out which one, and eventually forgot he was even supposed to be in it. By the credits I didn't even care any more

This is closely followed by Witch Academy (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0108576/) for title of worst film ever. Witch Academy is 83 minutes of gratuitously topless women punching each other with Street Fighter style sound effects, under the premise that it's some kind of initiation night in their sorority. Or something like that. It was ****ing awful.

[TiNRiB]

The "plot" concerns a Hawk (Shaw), a futuristic Ninja dude, who has to rescue his sister from evil baddies led by the crippled Pharoah (Smith), who is some kinda cult leader who invented a popular skateboard or something. Hawk meets up with all kinda weirdos, both good and bad, most of whom dress funny and use roller blades, and one of which continually plays the banjo. I say good and bad, because I honestly couldn't tell most of the time who was who, or what side they were on. Especially that banjo fella. And I suppose there was seven of them, but I wasn't counting, and who really cares? One of the roller bladers was Don Stroud but I never worked out which one, and eventually forgot he was even supposed to be in it. By the credits I didn't even care any more
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That must be the best review since I got all excited about Redtide's Daikatana preview!
lol

[theDamaged]

You know I am the opposite, I love bad movies, absolutely love bad movies. I could watch a 9 movie marathon of Steven Segal. But I guess no one is expecting them to be good so that is why they are enjoyable.

I think the worst movies are the ones where you expect them to be a certain type (or quality) but are in fact total opposites but obviously not in a good way. I was expecting Benjamin Button to be this hectic drama/love story but it was also actually very funny, which was an awesome surprise.

Then you get movies that you expect to be very funny and they really aren't like "Yes Man" with Jim Carey

[phreak]

Indiana jones 4.....

see that ep of of south park where they treated the movie like Lukas and spielberg raped Indy. lol

[Toi]

Bloodrain
Alone in the dark

Only two movies that I have ever slept in.

I hated Lady in the water too. In fact, I dislike most of his recent movies, while they are very smart I guess I just hate how he makes you expect something really cool and then it just turns up as some **** in a self made costume.

Oh yes, now I remember the movie.........Running with scissors. Bloody hell, what a complete load of turtle ****. I've seen some horrible movies in my life but this one sits high on my top 10 worst movies of all time.

Oh and I own Shoot em up on DVD. Clive Owen's a god.

[Ruandre]

Recently, I was disappointed by The Center Of The World. It had such a killer premise but the execution was just awful. The 'gaming' acting was particularly cringe-worthy. It's sad, really, because the two lead characters were perfectly cast and did their best to save the film from mediocrity. The screenplay and directing killed it, imo. :/


Running with scissors. Bloody hell, what a complete load of turtle ****. I've seen some horrible movies in my life but this one sits high on my top 10 worst movies of all time.I loved it! I can see how it might offend you though.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n239/skullhozer/rolleyes.jpg

Anyhow, the scene in which Augusten watches Neil going away on the bus and they play Mr Blue in the background is one of the most moving scenes in any film. Yes, they're both guys, shock, awe, it doesn't make it any less moving.

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[Toi]

Don't be so quick to pull that trigger Ruandre, I thought it was **** not because there were "gasp" gay people in the movie but because I thought it was ****.

[Ruandre]

I have a hunch you were offended by the 'god is talking to me via my ****' scene. :D

[ioiiooio]

Sorry guys didn't mean to offend. The movie is just so over the top I honestly couldn't decide if I was meant to take it seriously. But if thats what you're looking for thats all good, I watch Fast n Furious for the cars and babes. I just can't help the way I see things, Rodrigues' Planet Terror for instance was hilarious to me. I honestly enjoy having a laugh at movies like that.

[spid3r]

Shoot'em Up is my favourite
and Wanted is my favourite as well...

Starship Trooper 3 is the worst movies that i want grid it into blender!

[Ravurn]

Alien vs Predator 2...that is possibly the worst movie i have ever seen

i enjoyed the first one quite a bit..

so sad to see the sequel suck complete ass

[Kharrak]

i enjoyed the first one quite a bit..

The first one was boring and silly (in the bad way). The -only- cool part was the presence of Bishop. The rest was rather annoying actually. The characters were weak, the story REALLY irritated me (being a long time fan of the alien/predator franchise, the idea that Preadators crafted humanity in ancient times nauseated me), the pacing was depressingly over paced, and the Predator's surprised expression at the end of the movie was hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

I enjoyed the second movie more, since I knew what to expect. I just turned my brain off, and it was fun (however, in hindsight, this is still a depressing fact seeing how amazing the Alien series, and first Predator movie was). The movie was Scream with aliens.

Though, the manner of how the Predalien "impregnated" humans to create more aliens still sends me into a rant :P

(you know, I should really start taking note each time I complain about this exact same thing :P)

Movie wise.... I tend to avoid movies I suspect I will dislike, so I have very few bad encounters (that I remember, at least). I stopped watching Bullet Proof Monk half way when I rented the DVD, a feat I only remember also doing with Kerd ma Lui (Born to Fight).

The second and third Matrix films...yeah, those were somewhat painful, especially the "we-may-make-more-movies-lol" ending that left me speechless. The fight scenes in the last two movies were immensely llimp, the final showdown being utterly removed and laughable. The ONLY enjoyable part of the last two movies was the invasion of their city, brainless cool action, though I was constantly annoyed that the mechs they were riding were so badly designed :P

[Ruandre]

I tend to avoid movies I suspect I will dislike, so I have very few bad encounters (that I remember, at least).Same. Plus, I avoid trailers/synopses and only read reviews afterwards :)

[Q-Man]

Babylon AD.

When we left the cinema I wasn't sure what had just happened. I was dazed and confused, because I had just spent hours watching Vin Diesel try to act. Worst of all, the plot wasn't a plot so much as it was a string of events that vaguely related to one another. I actually considered stabbing someone while walking out, but I knew it wasn't their fault that Mr. Diesel was severely constipated during shooting.

I recall watching about 10 minutes of Dungeons and Dragons before I destroyed my TV. I didn't mean to; I accidentally walked into it, knocking it over, while my eyes were bleeding.

The only movie I've ever slept through is Maid in Manhattan, but I mean, honestly, does that really surprise anyone? Drag me to a **** movie, and I'll drool over you popcorn. Fair trade.

I think I've become quite good at determining which movies I'll find ****, so I can't say I've really seen any recently. All the movies South Africa has managed to produce recently...let's just not go there. If you have a movie called Hond se Dinges and it features Frank Opperman. I choose death.

[Kharrak]

Owait, 10,000 bc was a chore to sit through after the first 30min. May have been better if they had used foreign languages and subtitles for ALL the characters, but I know how subtitles frighten most movie goers :P

Also, I lol'd when I saw the main character being offered mielie seeds amongst others from people living in an african country.

[TiNRiB]

Was watching Valkyrie last nigt... Though not a bad movie, the German's speaking better English than me irritated me!

[Wight]

In the valley of Elah.

I expected more from this movie, as the credits rolled I was:" Huh? What the Hell?"

bland movie is bland.

[Die Jason]

I'm really reaching back very far here.... 1980 (Betamax anybody?), the movie was called The Puma Man. Awful. They even had this on an episode of Mystery Science Theatre. Watch it just for the awful flying sequences.

[Cleric]

Only ones that springs to mind is Indy 4 and Spiderman 3
Oh, and


I'm really reaching back very far here.... 1980 (Betamax anybody?), the movie was called The Puma Man. Awful. They even had this on an episode of Mystery Science Theatre. Watch it just for the awful flying sequences.

I remember that MST ep clearly.

[Die Jason]

I remember that MST ep clearly.

For some reason my parents had the tape, it scarred my childhood. (OFF-TOPIC ALERT - where can one get MST at a semi-decent price? - pm me please)

[Sir PaniCore]

Well i havent seen it yet but you know what looks like a bowl of smelly ass...... Dragonball evolution......but the sad thing is ill probably watch it when it comes out... i mean geez it is DBZ

[TiNRiB]

Well i havent seen it yet but you know what looks like a bowl of smelly ass...... Dragonball evolution......but the sad thing is ill probably watch it when it comes out... i mean geez it is DBZ

Your post should read like this

I just hated the Dragon Ball Evolution trailer! ;)
no need to thank me..

[Frozenfireside]

I loved Shoot em up lots. Bloody brilliant. No apologies action that didn't take it's self too seriously.
'Into the blue',however, ****ed me off so much I actually wanted to stab the director. That took it's self waaaay too seriously.

Evan almighty also ****ed me off. Dunno-there are alot of really bad movies out.
Edit: mama mia with ex james bond, Pierce, singing behind a wall of sound enhancment machines.

Utter trash.

[sywlyn]

Reminds me of 'Click'... Here I am enjoying a good time with a beer and my girl and she starts crying at the end! Bye bye beer, lets cuddle! WTF!?

hahaha! Click was ment to be funny, at the end everyone watching it with me was sulking, I was sitting there asking myself "Wtf just happend". Good movie though, just didnt expect the ending to be "Sad".

[Toi]

I have a hunch you were offended by the 'god is talking to me via my ****' scene. :D

Well your hunches are way out buddy. I don't even recall that scene, shows you how little the movie held my attention.

Anyway, people shouldn't always throw their hands up in the air as soon as someone dislikes what you like (BTW this isn't directed at you Raundre).

If you didn't like.....Shoot em up then fine...really.

[Glordit]

omg...I manage a Mr. Video, I have the option to watch what ever we get.... and I tuen it down. Anime for me baby! :D

Okay... I watch[ed] Shoot em' Up & Blade Runner. nuff said.

[Wesley]

I hate shoot 'em up. The corny one liners and the cheesy story and crap movie and **** what a piece of **** waste of time my eyes burn damnation. Id rather have a threesome with whoopie goldberg and rose o'donald than watch it again.

You missed the point of the movie then. Shoot 'em Up was a parody, of sorts, of the majority of action movies and games that have been released in the last two decades. Its a ****ing classic, and I want it on Blu-Ray so badly.


Babylon AD.

When we left the cinema I wasn't sure what had just happened. I was dazed and confused, because I had just spent hours watching Vin Diesel try to act. Worst of all, the plot wasn't a plot so much as it was a string of events that vaguely related to one another. I actually considered stabbing someone while walking out, but I knew it wasn't their fault that Mr. Diesel was severely constipated during shooting.

I recall watching about 10 minutes of Dungeons and Dragons before I destroyed my TV. I didn't mean to; I accidentally walked into it, knocking it over, while my eyes were bleeding.

The only movie I've ever slept through is Maid in Manhattan, but I mean, honestly, does that really surprise anyone? Drag me to a **** movie, and I'll drool over you popcorn. Fair trade.

I think I've become quite good at determining which movies I'll find ****, so I can't say I've really seen any recently. All the movies South Africa has managed to produce recently...let's just not go there. If you have a movie called Hond se Dinges and it features Frank Opperman. I choose death.

Babylon AD: Good enough to watch, but the director didn't pay a lot of attention to detail with the storyline, and it felt rather hurried. That being said, I thought Diesel was doing his best possible (but really, how on earth is he supposed to top the bad-ass Riddick?). I was confused enough the first time to see it twice in order to get everything down, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Especially the map. I want that ****ing map! <3 <3 <3

Dungeons and Dragons: precious moments of my life lost forever.

And you shouldn't rule out all South African movies completely. Have you seen Tsotsi yet?

[Chaos]

And you shouldn't rule out all South African movies completely. Have you seen Tsotsi yet?

Cant say bout Tsotsi but... I agree.

Ever watched Napolion Dynamite? Hated that thing.

[Wesley]

Cant say bout Tsotsi but... I agree.

Ever watched Napolion Dynamite? Hated that thing.

Napoleon Dynamite was funny the first time. Well, sort of. Any stupidity from my side, well...it was mostly inspired by their antics :p Btw, ask Glordit for Tsotsi. As long as you have an appreciation for good movies and thought-provoking storylines, you'll enjoy it. Its a great indication of what our movie industry is capable of.

[Devine.Insanity]

i think the worst movie ever is zombie diarys good zombies bad skrip hardly anyone dies and takes hours for anything to happen zzz........

[TiNRiB]

i think the worst movie ever is zombie diarys good zombies bad skrip hardly anyone dies and takes hours for anything to happen zzz........

I hate the modern zombie! This should probably come in the games discussion forum but, when did zombies decide to get intelligent, fast and strong enough to take a shotgun to the face?

Ok, I understand a Resident Evil 1/2/3 zombie would not make a good movie... but why do they have to make them all so "sophisticated"?

Shawn of the Dead! FTW!

[Toi]

^^ That's what Land of the dead is for.

[Kharrak]

I hate the modern zombie! This should probably come in the games discussion forum but, when did zombies decide to get intelligent, fast and strong enough to take a shotgun to the face?

Ok, I understand a Resident Evil 1/2/3 zombie would not make a good movie... but why do they have to make them all so "sophisticated"?

Shawn of the Dead! FTW!

Resident Evil 1 was good :<

Anyway, the interesting thing about zombies in film is that, over the years they change to represent the people at the time. The "fast" zombies grew from the relatively recent emergence of Rage culture, just as certain traits of older zombie archetypes represented aspects of the youth culture at that time.

At the same time, it's also the thrill of the concept of "spreading infection", and people put new and interesting (well, attempt to anyway) concepts towards this.

[.exe]

Alien vs Predator 2...that is possibly the worst movie i have ever seen

i enjoyed the first one quite a bit..

so sad to see the sequel suck complete ass

Thank you.

Most everyone I speak to has the opposite view, to my chagrin. The 2nd one truly was a waste of time...

[.exe]

Zodiac was astonishingly boring. I was actually expecting good things from this, but alas.

[Graal]

Alien vs Predator 2. Didn't really like the first one, but the second just had to go and overdo it. I watched it at night and the picture is usually so dark you can barely see anything. They tried to hard to make it dark and scary and in the end left us with a movie where you can ,at best, see about 45% of what's going on and the rest is just too damn dark.

[VoXoV]

Meat the Spartans was the biggest load of **** ever produced.

Even ****ter than **** itself.

[Spindleshanks]

Zodiac was astonishingly boring. I was actually expecting good things from this, but alas.

How old are you?

[Wesley]

Meat the Spartans was the biggest load of **** ever produced.

Even ****ter than **** itself.

Oh come on. An army of skipping, slightly gay-looking spartans didn't appeal to you? What about kicking Simon Cowell into the great big pit sitting conveniently where everyone gathered :p

[Graal]

Yeah, meet the spartans was terrible. But most of the more recent spoof movies were terrible. I think the last good one I saw was Scary Movie 3.

[Spindleshanks]

Really liked PULP FICTION! man what a masterpeice!

[Wight]

Really liked PULP FICTION! man what a masterpeice!

Now you're talking!!

but this thread is for hated movies...

I'll submit another: Sex and the city movie, felt like I was being circumcised by a blind priest!

[Chaos]

Oh come on. An army of skipping, slightly gay-looking spartans didn't appeal to you? What about kicking Simon Cowell into the great big pit sitting conveniently where everyone gathered :p

I was happier when he kicked britney into the Big Pit of Death.

[TiNRiB]

Meat the Spartans was the biggest load of **** ever produced.

Even ****ter than **** itself.

I think it was meant to be ****... Its the type of **** you pay for when getting DSTV!

Which reminds me, "The Mask" has recently been playing on SET (113)... ah... good times!

Whats that spoof movie about chronicles of narnia? I tink thats the worst spoof i've ever seen!
Spy Hard pwns! ;)

EDIT: I Believe the name was Epic Movie? Correct me if i'm wrong

[Toi]

Resident Evil 1 was good :<

Anyway, the interesting thing about zombies in film is that, over the years they change to represent the people at the time. The "fast" zombies grew from the relatively recent emergence of Rage culture, just as certain traits of older zombie archetypes represented aspects of the youth culture at that time.

At the same time, it's also the thrill of the concept of "spreading infection", and people put new and interesting (well, attempt to anyway) concepts towards this.

Yeah that and 28 Days later. I don't mind this new breed of zombies though because there will always be a place for the good old fashioned slow and retarded type.

I saw a movie at Mr Video last night that's apparently the new "it" movie in zombie land. I cannot for the life of me remember it's name though.

[Cleric]

@.exe: I understand that Zodiac was slow, but I'd never call it boring. And the cinematography was top notch.

[Kharrak]

Yeah that and 28 Days later.

Err.. Rage Culture is what influenced the 28 Days Later "zombies", that's what I was getting at. They weren't two separate influencing properties >_>

[iAmAhab]

Resident Evil Extinction... 2nd movie was okay but last one was horrible.

Also some random movie me and my brother watched on action-x way back called "A Dirty Shame". After watching the movie i hated myself for watching it

[Toi]

Err.. Rage Culture is what influenced the 28 Days Later "zombies", that's what I was getting at. They weren't two separate influencing properties >_>

Well soz, I haven't heard of this Rage Culture before.

[Glordit]

Napoleon Dynamite was funny the first time. Well, sort of. Any stupidity from my side, well...it was mostly inspired by their antics :p Btw, ask Glordit for Tsotsi. As long as you have an appreciation for good movies and thought-provoking storylines, you'll enjoy it. Its a great indication of what our movie industry is capable of.

Eish!? I think that DVD was stolen by a Tsotsi :)

[Kensei]

I hated Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - I was in a crappy mood and watching a 2 hour movie with Kiera Knightly whining and a plot that barely went anywhere was not my idea of fun. I actually fell asleep in the middle of one of Bruckheimer's large action sequences.

The Hulk, the first one by Ang Lee, worst film I ever had to sit through.

[Toi]

I'm seriously gonna get flamed for this but..........I really don't like Woody Allen movies.

[Ruandre]

I really don't like Woody Allen movies.That's surprising!

[Toi]

That's surprising!

Har har.

Anyway, we should really watch some DVD's together some time. :p

[uro]

I know some gamers liked it, but I have to say that Max Payne is quite possibly one of the worst films in existence.

[Toi]

I know some gamers liked it, but I have to say that Max Payne is quite possibly one of the worst films in existence.

No we didn't. It was a horrible Max Payne movie. In fact, it wasn't Max Payne at all.

[echo]

Doom. And the 3rd Mummy film. Both bored me to death.

[pArkEr]

The Hulk, the first one by Ang Lee, worst film I ever had to sit through.

I don't know, I actually liked both. The second one did the action scenes better and was slightly darker but I thought they were both good Hulk movies.

28 Weeks Later is the best zombie mover I've ever seen. The Dead series can't come close.

[Freshman008]

The worst movie ever.... The Dark KNIGHT







LOL Got ya fooled hey? HAHAHAHA! No seriously the worst movie I think has to be Napoleon Dynamite.... Seriously with each passing second that I sit there I just want to run for the hills (And no, I dont mean run to the hills as in Sound of Music style....)

[Spindleshanks]

Did anybody hear about that rugby movie they(Clint Eastwood) are making about the SA rugby team? I think it's called "95" I think that's going to be FAIL, unless Matt Damon can preform miracles!

[brazed]

Did anybody hear about that rugby movie they(Clint Eastwood) are making about the SA rugby team? I think it's called "95" I think that's going to be FAIL, unless Matt Damon can preform miracles!

Why will it fail? Clint is a great filmmaker.

[Spindleshanks]

True, but who would watch Matt Damon playing this SA guy(Francois Piennar) in a film about RUGBY, except SA'ns?

[brazed]

Uhm, most fans of Clint Eastwood and Mat Damon? Just a guess...

[Spindleshanks]

Oh yea.

[Uranium238]

But dude who would wan't to make a movie of a rugby team in the first place! Come on! It's not like there anything in rugby worth making a movie of, or is there.

[Kensei]

Why will it fail? Clint is a great filmmaker.

QFE.

After seeing Changeling I am willing to give any film he makes a chance.

[brazed]

But dude who would wan't to make a movie of a rugby team in the first place! Come on! It's not like there anything in rugby worth making a movie of, or is there.

Winning the 95 world cup is -very- much worth making a film over.

Actually, taking your argument, no sport film should -ever- get made. :/

[Pr0wl1ng_PaPayA]

Well, I think it would be a rather brilliant movie, if made by someone who, you know actually knew anything about rugby.
Seriously, getting American's to make a movie about rugby is like letting the Wadani make a movie about quantum physics.
And it's no use saying they will learn the rules, any true rugby fan will no it's about a lot more than the rules.

[Ruandre]

Why will it fail? Clint is a great filmmaker.Flags Of Our Fathers, Blood Work, Space Cowboys and Unforgiven were all kind of mediocre IMO but Letters From Iwo Jima, Million Dollar Baby and Mystic River were all super, so yeah, I agree that Clint is a great filmmaker and if anyone can pull off The Human Factor (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1057500/), it's him.

Edit: Some shots:

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/the_human_factor-439x318.jpg
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/the_human_factor3-440x293.jpg

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[Toi]

But dude who would wan't to make a movie of a rugby team in the first place! Come on! It's not like there anything in rugby worth making a movie of, or is there.

Uhm Clint Eastwood. And the same guys that watch football and soccer movies would watch it, and actually, anyone that likes a good movie would give it a shot. I hate cricket more than anything in life but I still want to watch Hansie.



QFE.

After seeing Changeling I am willing to give any film he makes a chance.

Oh he made that? I didn't know, I still want to watch that.

BTW, the only Clint Eastwood movie I want to watch now is Gran Torino.

[Wrathchild]

The movie about the '95 Worldcup is not going to be about the rugby as such. It's going to be around the unification of S.A as a country after winning the WC. I think it might turn out to be a good movie.

Morgan Freeman as Mandela might be interesting too. I wonder if he is going to try and emulate Madiba's particular voice and speaking style..I really hope not :p

[onona]

It's going to be around the unification of S.A as a country after winning the WC.

There was a unification of SA after the World Cup? I must have missed it.

[Wrathchild]

There was a unification of SA after the World Cup? I must have missed it.

Well, It was a good time for all South Africans. Everyone still getting used to the new SA, and then when Mandela pulled a Springbok jersey on, it kinda brought home the fact that everyone were behind a team that traditionally were only seen as a white sport.

I remember while studing in PTA, that afterwards we went out to celebrate and we saw black and white people dancing in the streets...sounds corny but it did happen.

[onona]

Well, It was a good time for all South Africans.

I think you're overestimating how many South Africans give a **** about rugby, or cared about the World Cup. Saying "all" South Africans were having a "good time" is rather spectacularly hyperbolic when you consider the millions who were (and still are) living amidst squalor, crime, and extreme poverty. Not everyone was sitting around watching the World Cup, drinking Castle lagers and having a braai, you know.

Frankly, I think the naivet? of films like this do more damage than good, because they look at events through rose tinted glasses, and ignore reality, while claiming to portray things how they really were.

[echo]

I think you're overestimating how many South Africans give a **** about rugby, or cared about the World Cup. Saying "all" South Africans were having a "good time" is rather spectacularly hyperbolic when you consider the millions who were (and still are) living amidst squalor, crime, and extreme poverty. Not everyone was sitting around watching the World Cup, drinking Castle lagers and having a braai, you know.



True, but your still underestimating what impact it did have. It was the first time that most ( know I'm generalizing now) South Africans was proud of something together.

And I watched the Good, the Bad and the Ugly last night and was blown away all over again by Mr Eastwood. I know he's not acting now, but I think when he thinks something will work, I'll trust it.

[RAVEN]

For me, Unrest. You can find my thoughts about it here (http://sacm.tidemedia.co.za/?p=382)
:)

[Squirly]

Anybody mention Max Payne yet? (I'm sure someone has...). I fell asleep half-way through. I swear that's never happened to me in ANY movie I've ever watched.

Then I watched Postal last night. Uwe has hit a new low. Watching him talk smack (or trying to) about how he "hates video games" etc. has got to be one of the most painful things I've seen on screen. For shame Uwe. For shame.

[TiNRiB]

Actually had to look after my brother's kids the other night... I had to watch High School Musical 1 and 2 with them! Twice!

[Glordit]

Actually had to look after my brother's kids the other night... I had to watch High School Musical 1 and 2 with them! Twice!

I know how you feel... I have seen it about 30+ times [sucks when you Manage a video store and you're assistant is hot and likes HSM >_<]

[Wight]

I know how you feel... I have seen it about 30+ times [sucks when you Manage a video store and you're assistant is hot and likes HSM >_<]

Ahahaha! :D

Watched Babylon AD Today.
It sucked.
Half the time I was puzzled, trying to find out WTH is happening!
Then the end came. (it was shoddy)

[Kensei]

Just watched Swing Vote on the plane with Kevin Costner - I didn't hate it per se but it was really boring, I feel asleep 3/4s of the way through

[Toi]

Did you guys like No country for old men?

[RAVEN]

Anybody mention Max Payne yet? (I'm sure someone has...). I fell asleep half-way through. I swear that's never happened to me in ANY movie I've ever watched.

Then I watched Postal last night. Uwe has hit a new low. Watching him talk smack (or trying to) about how he "hates video games" etc. has got to be one of the most painful things I've seen on screen. For shame Uwe. For shame.

Indeed! While the German government was subsidising German film-makers in an attempt to drive and stimulate the local cultural industries, he (Uwe Boll) had a fantastic gravy train to ride. But the mind boggles as to how he's managing to finance his projects these days!
Please! Make the bad man stop!!!

[echo]

Did you guys like No country for old men?

Loved it. Weird ending, but brilliant none the less.

[Toi]

Loved it. Weird ending, but brilliant none the less.

I loved the premise and the acting but the movie itself felt kinda, empty because of the musical score or lack there of. I know that it's a smart and brave move from the Coen brothers but I guess that it's not to everyones tastes.

[Xm@niac!]

Twilight - I expected more. There were not enough action, i mean it is about vampires and all, they are suppose to be blood thirsty deamon's. Not like the romantic vampire who falls inlove with a girl and protects her. And the battle at the end was also so short and boring.
Not enough action!

[Silent]

The X-files movie was just awful. I thought it was going toe be a very cool movie because the series was good.

[RAVEN]

Hear-hear, Silent! Yes, I have no idea what they were thinking there. At the very least, its plot could have had something to do with the central story of X-Files? Some "The truth is out there"ness...? Dreadful, simply dreadful...!

[Xm@niac!]

The Chronicles of Narnia - its a Lord of The Rings want to be movie. Aswell as Dragon Rider.

[Uranium238]

The Chronicles of Narnia - its a Lord of The Rings want to be movie. Aswell as Dragon Rider.

The movie Eragon can also fall in that category of Lord of the rings wanna be.

[TiNRiB]

The movie Eragon can also fall in that category of Lord of the rings wanna be.

How do these idiots manage to mess up Dragons and sword fighting!?

No to mention, Reign of Fire! Modern warfare versus dragons!? Did they ask the director to just take this brilliant idea and go screw it up!?

[James Donaldson]

Fantastic Four 1+2. It wasn't really 'I hated' - it just wasn't any fun to watch. Like how the main villain shows up right at the end, says "I will kill you all for illogical and paranoid reasons" and then is defeated. Then number 2, which had abit more excitement, but had them teaming up with Dr Doom, who just betrays them straight away, making the whole team-up almost pointless, not to mention the ending where Galactus was a big energy-cloud that was, again, defeated in a single CGI sequence

Also Punisher. One of Marvels' super-B-Grade movies.

[echo]

Dragon Wars. Now, I know this was gonna be bad, but at the same time I thought it was gonna be awesome.

I was wrong.

[Azraphael]

Twilight - what a load of drivel, I mean the story was crap ( in my opinion anyway), the sfx were sh1te (basically using the same effects as Queen of the Damned which already looked dated when it was released in 2002) and by the end of it all I could think was,there's an hour and a half of my life that I won't get back.

[Xm@niac!]

Twilight - what a load of drivel, I mean the story was crap ( in my opinion anyway), the sfx were sh1te (basically using the same effects as Queen of the Damned which already looked dated when it was released in 2002) and by the end of it all I could think was,there's an hour and a half of my life that I won't get back.

Agreed, I went to go see it on big screen. What a dissapointment, hated it. Stupid movie..can I please get my money back I would rather watch nothing..or die a painfull death.

[Ravurn]

Twilight - what a load of drivel, I mean the story was crap ( in my opinion anyway), the sfx were sh1te (basically using the same effects as Queen of the Damned which already looked dated when it was released in 2002) and by the end of it all I could think was,there's an hour and a half of my life that I won't get back.

that movie was horrid, only reason I went and watched it was because there wasn't anything else good showing at that particular time...i honest don't know how you can screw up vampires...I really don't...which is why I went back and watched Blade to actually watch a vampire movie that was actually..er..good xD

[Xm@niac!]

that movie was horrid, only reason I went and watched it was because there wasn't anything else good showing at that particular time...i honest don't know how you can screw up vampires...I really don't...which is why I went back and watched Blade to actually watch a vampire movie that was actually..er..good xD

Good point. Vampire's is supposed to be blood sucking creatures that can only be killed by certain weapons and holy water etc. I saw none of that in the movie, instead they are loving and caring and who knows what else. The only action was in the ending, I am not even sure if you can call that action!! what a tragedy of a movie..

[J3n0va]

Final Fantasy Spirits Within :< worst movie. EVER.

[Frozenfireside]

Dragon Wars. What a big load of piggy poo. I have never seen a movie try to forcebly 'weld' a story live together. that and it assumed far too much. Worst movie of 2009 for me.

[Kharrak]

Final Fantasy Spirits Within :< worst movie. EVER.

Heh, I rather enjoyed that movie. Still not sure why so many people the gamer sub-culture disliked it :P

[James Donaldson]

It was good, problem was people were expecting Final Fantasy, but they ended up with what looked like a American CG Sci-Fi movie.

Nothing wrong with the movie itself, but it's like Doom -where despite being great, it didn't really have anything to do with the game.

[Azraphael]

...which is why I went back and watched Blade to actually watch a vampire movie that was actually..er..good xD

Please tell me you watched the first Blade movie, cos the sequels just really don't count...by any stretch of the imagination, as good. Best vampire movie I've ever seen was undoubtedly Bram Stokers Dracula by Francis Ford Copolla

[FaNbOy]

Meet the Spartans. I was waiting for the ROFL moment to come, but it never did...

[Toi]

Loved and own Spirits within. Personally it's not the best movie story wise but I've always taken it as a technical demo of what is possible with CGI more than anything else. Same for Beowulf.

[Liszt]

Chick flicks are the worst! Or when they play cliche music to move the audience (a high E on the strings con sordino) is just plain sick. Or minimalistic piano music to get those tears rolling... ITS ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE AND THEY STILL DO IT!

That is why I love Star Wars so much. The music is true to the emotion and never manipulates the audience.

Oh... Vaaitjie sien sy gat is poor taste. Anyhow...

Zeus and Roxanne was cliche. Dating, clich vlieks are so predictable... I despise horros, but that is a personal taste.

DISCLAIMER: May personal opinion on movies is personal and not absolute.

[Xm@niac!]

Meet the Spartans. I was waiting for the ROFL moment to come, but it never did...

Agreed. But usually I hate movies that makes fun from other movies. I mean, 300 was one of the best movies I ever watched, why screw it up by making a stupid comedy about it.

[James Donaldson]

making a stupid comedy about it.

What comedy? :P
On that note, Scary Movie 3+4, Epic Movie, Date movie and Meet the Spartans all fall under the 'hated' catagory, for me. It's like they took slap-stick humour and downgraded it, that's the only way i can explain why I hated them.

[Xm@niac!]

What comedy? :P
On that note, Scary Movie 3+4, Epic Movie, Date movie and Meet the Spartans all fall under the 'hated' catagory, for me. It's like they took slap-stick humour and downgraded it, that's the only way i can explain why I hated them.

Haha good point, but yeah, I never liked that type of movies.

[Kensei]

What comedy? :P
On that note, Scary Movie 3+4, Epic Movie, Date movie and Meet the Spartans all fall under the 'hated' catagory, for me. It's like they took slap-stick humour and downgraded it, that's the only way i can explain why I hated them.

::clears throat:: Well you see, Scary Movie 3 was not meant to be like the other Scary Movies (I loved it more than the others) in it was Directed by David Zucker. My suggestion is watch Airplane, Naked Gun, Wrongfully Accused or any other movie that Zucker had a hand in. Then judge for yourself whether you liked Scary Movie 3 or not.

I adored it but that is because I loved Zucker movies - as such I hated Scary Movie 1+2, when compared to 3 because all the toilet humour made me sick. I am starting to dislike the Wayans Brothers when they make movies.

I do agree that Date Movie sucked ass so did Epic Movie - they were shameless cash ins that were not in the least bit funny.

On the topic of hated movies though, I HATED with a passion, National Security. It has actually made me refuse to watch any other movie with Martin Lawrence in. The entire premise behind the movie was racist, the guy losing his wife, job and lifestyle because some black dude lied to the cops and refused to come clean.

I can handle racism in movies (See Undercover Brother and the token white guy for further reference) but not when it forms the entire basis for the plot.

[James Donaldson]

I also didn't like Scary movie 1+2 for the exact same reason you made, but I can't say I hated it, just that I'll never watch them again.

I also have seen...


My suggestion is watch Airplane, Naked Gun, Wrongfully Accused or any other movie that Zucker had a hand in

...and liked those slap-stick movies, but, sadly, I still hate Scary Movie 3+4, (the kids getting whacked/shocked were about the only funny parts in those). I know, why hate one, like another, I don't know, I just do.

[Kensei]

I also didn't like Scary movie 1+2 for the exact same reason you made, but I can't say I hated it, just that I'll never watch them again.

I also have seen...
<Zucker movies>

...and liked those slap-stick movies, but, sadly, I still hate Scary Movie 3+4, (the kids getting whacked/shocked were about the only funny parts in those). I know, why hate one, like another, I don't know, I just do.

:) Understood, Scary Movie 3+4 are not everyone's cup of tea. I am a mega fan of the parody genre, but it needs to be tastefully done. Toilet humour is no longer funny to me, nor is people suffering (like constant wedgies or some crap)

Scary Movie 3 in particular was almost a Zucker-lite movie, since they tried to appeal to a broader audience. I still laugh a lot when Leslie Nielsen comes into the room and says "I just want to wish you good luck, and we are all counting on you" - a true tribute to Airplane :)

No further questioning of why you dislike Scary movie 3+4 from me.

[Uranium238]

Who has seen the movie Waterworld? Now that movie was biggest load of rubbish I have seen.

[phreak]

Just saw dragonball............ ARGHHH!!!!!!!! What a huge piece of crap!!!! it completely raped the db universe! :(

[NecroWolf]

I know dbe was so crap it isn't even isn't funny

[Chaos]

ANY Steven Segal movie.

[Toi]

Just saw dragonball............ ARGHHH!!!!!!!! What a huge piece of crap!!!! it completely raped the db universe! :(


I know dbe was so crap it isn't even isn't funny


He he, kids, they never learn. :p

[RAVEN]

ANY Steven Segal movie.

BWAHAHAH - agreed! I recently had the misfortune of reviewing one of his latest, Kill Switch - knowing that it "featured" Steven Seagal and, therefore, would be awful, I made a point of watching it in the office! If I'm going to be doing time that I can't get back, at least let it be company time!

[RAVEN]

Meet the Spartans. I was waiting for the ROFL moment to come, but it never did...

Another one I had to review... :( This was, in fact, the last bad movie I reviewed on my own time! So, do you regret watching it? ;)

[Xm@niac!]

I know dbe was so crap it isn't even isn't funny

Yeah we know, you said it a couple of (20000 and counting) times already.

[James Donaldson]

Yeah we know, you said it a couple of (20000 and counting) times already.

Parker actually says it's good, so now I'm wondering if I should take the plunge while it's still in Cinema (The CGI looks budget in the trailers).

[Xm@niac!]

Parker actually says it's good, so now I'm wondering if I should take the plunge while it's still in Cinema (The CGI looks budget in the trailers).

Yeah I think I must go see it aswell. I liked parker's "review" about it. Its not like NecroWolf's were he oly said one word "sucked".

[Azraphael]

BWAHAHAH - agreed! I recently had the misfortune of reviewing one of his latest, Kill Switch - knowing that it "featured" Steven Seagal and, therefore, would be awful, I made a point of watching it in the office! If I'm going to be doing time that I can't get back, at least let it be company time!

And thank god I read that review while hearing the following words emanating from the lounge," Baby, what is Kill Switch? Is it any good?"

If there is one actor that I just can't stand, it has to be Steven Segal. So thank you for saving an hour and a half of my existence.

[James Donaldson]

Steven Segal...whenever I hear that name I think of Jack Howitzer as Tim from the GTA radio XD

[Toi]

BWAHAHAH - agreed! I recently had the misfortune of reviewing one of his latest, Kill Switch - knowing that it "featured" Steven Seagal and, therefore, would be awful, I made a point of watching it in the office! If I'm going to be doing time that I can't get back, at least let it be company time!

Oh you wrote the review for Kill Switch, I thought it was Geo.

Anyway, so you're the one that called Jason Statham the new Steven Seagal? :/

[Xm@niac!]

Crank - yeah I know it is action packed and stuff. But seriously, for me it was not as good as everyone says it is. The part were he free-falls out of the helicopter and still gets time to leave a message on his girlfriends answering machine, what a load of bull. At that speed you cannot even have a conversation. No actual story line, and some low budget effects.

[TiNRiB]

Crank .... Havent seen it yet, but my friends seem to think its cool. I hear there is a public sex scene1 :D
more than enough reason to see it then!

anyway, back on topic, I just saw Jumper again (had a pirate copy a few years ago), and I enjoyed it the first time, now I just see untapped potential and a terrible ending...

[Toi]

Crank - yeah I know it is action packed and stuff. But seriously, for me it was not as good as everyone says it is. The part were he free-falls out of the helicopter and still gets time to leave a message on his girlfriends answering machine, what a load of bull. At that speed you cannot even have a conversation. No actual story line, and some low budget effects.

Yeah the part where he falls out the heli is crazy but so is the entire movie, it's supposed to be. What's even better, he survives the fall. \o/ There's no need for a story, it's just mindless action. Think.............UT3. Not everyones cup of tea but there is a market none the less.

BTW, I'm so looking forward to Crank2. \o/

People are going to hate it though.

[Xm@niac!]

Yeah the part where he falls out the heli is crazy but so is the entire movie, it's supposed to be. What's even better, he survives the fall. \o/ There's no need for a story, it's just mindless action. Think.............UT3. Not everyones cup of tea but there is a market none the less.

BTW, I'm so looking forward to Crank2. \o/

People are going to hate it though.

Yeah I get what you are saying, there never is a quiet moment in the whole movie, just one big rush, that part I understand. Guess I need to watch it from a different prospective, might like it then. If crank 1 was that craze, the crank 2 is going to the step after insane.

[Toi]

Yeah I get what you are saying, there never is a quiet moment in the whole movie, just one big rush, that part I understand. Guess I need to watch it from a different prospective, might like it then. If crank 1 was that craze, the crank 2 is going to the step after insane.


Don't get me wrong bud, I wasn't trying to tell you to try and like it. If you don't you don't, regardless of what mindset you were or could be in.

People just don't understand sometimes why movies like Crank are the way they are.

[RAVEN]

And thank god I read that review while hearing the following words emanating from the lounge," Baby, what is Kill Switch? Is it any good?"

If there is one actor that I just can't stand, it has to be Steven Segal. So thank you for saving an hour and a half of my existence.

You're welcome - we live to serve (or something...) Actually, as you may have noticed, I enjoy reviewing bad movies - it's very therapeutic!

[RAVEN]

Oh you wrote the review for Kill Switch, I thought it was Geo.

Anyway, so you're the one that called Jason Statham the new Steven Seagal? :/

Nope, that must have been a different review (unless the Ed. made unilateral additions? Hmmm...must check that!) I find Statham to have considerably more panache and class - for starters, he doesn't come across as a base thug - that has to count for something, at least.

[Azraphael]

You're welcome - we live to serve (or something...) Actually, as you may have noticed, I enjoy reviewing bad movies - it's very therapeutic!

I know what you mean. Sometimes watching a really bad movie just makes you appreciate the good ones, and to a lesser extent, the mediocre ones too. Something I've noticed is that whenever I hear a bad review, be it for a game, book or movie, when I do eventually get around to checking it out, I'm more often than not a little surprised. One of those movies was Wanted. I heard only bad things about it from everyone I know who watched it, but when I got round to actually watching it, I actually enjoyed it. It's because of this that I have never really bought into the unstoppable force that is the Great White Hype Machine.

[EωσK]

Catwoman
Worst superhero film ever made the film retains next to nothing of the comicbook version. It will make more sense to wipe your ass with money than to wasted it on this failed attempt at entertaiment. Movie are there to entertain us not leave us thinking i just wasted 2 hours even installing windows can be more fun than this.

Battlefield Earth
What's the point agh ggga ghaa chokeing on my own rage here.

If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

If you watch the movie Titanic backwards, its about the citizens of the lost city of Atlanitis finally escaping to the surface in a giant iron clad boat

If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
And repairing helicopters with nothing but a bow and arrow.

If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society

[Graal]

All stealth release games to movie movies. I rented Dungeon Siege a few weeks back, and though it wasn't terrible, the camera work and the cast were horrendous. Otherwise it was a good film, even though it didn't follow the original story. Oh, and it has a protagonist called Farmer. That wasn't cool.

[FaNbOy]

Love Guru. I normally watch movies to the end, no matter how bad they are, but I stopped this movie half way through because it was so unfunny.

[Sw!zzCh33se]

Watched killswitch last night.Crap movie , the same thing keeps happening.Run and shoot run and shoot.WOOHOO.Man was that movie lame :/

[KimberlyK]

I don't "hate" movies per se, but I've been disappointed by a few recently.

For example, I didn't enjoy Gran Torino nearly as much as I thought I would (though to be fair, it was hyped up to the gills by all my friends).

[Cloud_Ratha]

I don't "hate" movies per se, but I've been disappointed by a few recently.

For example, I didn't enjoy Gran Torino nearly as much as I thought I would (though to be fair, it was hyped up to the gills by all my friends).

I hate hype... it honestly kills the movie for me...
Like when i was told about Dark Knight, and how awesome it was and how amazing Heath was in it.

I watched it and thought it was averagely good, and heath wasn't that amazing...

[TiNRiB]

I would like to apologize for this post...

But Dragon Ball Evolution sucks.

Thank you

EDIT: Sometimes pirating is worth it...

[Cloud_Ratha]

I would like to apologize for this post...

But Dragon Ball Evolution sucks.

Thank you

EDIT: Sometimes pirating is worth it...

You deserve something horrible to happen to you for going through with your decision!

[TiNRiB]

You deserve something horrible to happen to you for going through with your decision!

A freebie is a freebie....

[Cloud_Ratha]

A freebie is a freebie....

Im talking about you physically watching the movie. Sis
:P

[TiNRiB]

Reboot!


Now I won't say I hated this movie, I've actually been awaiting it for quite a while... But there are just too many questions left un-answered...

The movie = Cloverfield

[Devine.Insanity]

Now I won't say I hated this movie, I've actually been awaiting it for quite a while... But there are just too many questions left un-answered...

The movie = Cloverfield

What Questions

[Darkmag]

Reboot!


Now I won't say I hated this movie, I've actually been awaiting it for quite a while... But there are just too many questions left un-answered...

The movie = Cloverfield

OMG I hated it. I hate anything that's P.O.V.

[TiNRiB]

Where did the "monster" come from? (The crash in the water at the end explains nothing) Did they kill it?

*edit* Why was the monster being such a ****?

[TiNRiB]

OMG I hated it. I hate anything that's P.O.V.

I enjoyed the 1st Blair Witch

[Darkmag]

I enjoyed the 1st Blair Witch

I remember all my friends talking about it and how awesome and "real" it was, and I was just like "it sucked", don`t get me wrong I don`t think that you people who enjoyed it have bad taste or anything, its just a different taste from what I like.

[Devine.Insanity]

not sure if the killed it it was meant to be Godzilla so prob lay dormant under water until it was disturbed. but it was prob killed. the video ended so unable to tel but the video it self was recovered and put into government archives so it prob was destroyed.

[TiNRiB]

not sure if the killed it it was meant to be Godzilla so prob lay dormant under water until it was disturbed. but it was prob killed. the video ended so unable to tel but the video it self was recovered and put into government archives so it prob was destroyed.

Wiki it please. ;)

Just seems like the guys had an idea that was just a bit too vague.

[TiNRiB]

If this poster agrees with you, you're doing something very wrong.

Sorry for the multiple posts, but I just had to lol at the irony.

No hard feelings Darkmag

[riezo]

Shark Attack and the b******s made a sequel

[Shinobi]

I have to say that "Burn after Reading" was a pretty messed up movie, I didn't even realise it had started until about 10 minutes in. . .

[biffman]

Disaster movie... :( ..... :( I don't think even the people who made that movie know what is going on!
And some crappy low budget Shark movie called SHARK ATTACK :/

Oh and riezo your avatar suits the song I am listening to perfectly.

[Miz3r]

somebody said in the begining of the movie wen that guy is on the ferris wheel u see a meteor or something in the background comming too earth so mayb thats where the monster came from but not too sure how true this is cause dnt have the movie too check. but at the beginning when the monster came out i was like OMG Godzilla 2 but then i realised it wasnt and continued eating my popcorn :)

[KalMaverick]

haha man you people are funny, I thought twilight was quite a good movie, ofcourse I didn't expect typical vampire violence seeing as if you read the book you would know what to expect.

A movie I really hated was:

The Day The Earth Stood Still.......

BIGGEST LOAD OF KAK EVER

I actually paid for this movie and fell asleep in it thats how bad it is, I wasted my poor R18.

[FTB_Screamer]

I'd say hate is a strong word, but I really disliked X-Men Origins : Wolverine. The blue screen, story and acting sucked, and wtf is Will.I.AM a dumbass doing there :/

[Graal]

A movie I really hated was:

The Day The Earth Stood Still.......

BIGGEST LOAD OF KAK EVER


Strange, I was just about to come post about the same movie. I rented it last night. Half the time I didn't know what was going on. I still don't know why the alien just suddenly left...
Luckily I had Twilight to cheer me up. Really put me in a good mood after watching that The Day The Earth Rebelled against Pointless Endings.

Also watched Cemetery Gates. Was actually so bad I enjoyed quite a few laughs. The effects and all were so lame I thought it was a really old movie, then I saw it was made in 2005...
A low budget movie about a bunch of teens making a low budget movie in a cemetery and getting attacked by a Tasmanian Devil...

[Cyberninja]

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-li was absolutely terrible, imo. The story (I can't believe they chose that story arc) the acting, the casting...sigh. Liu Kang's performance as Gen?

That wasn't Street Fighter. That was just a sad action movie dressed up in the Street Fighter name and likeness.

Anyone looking to watch a good Street Fighter movie should rather watch Street Fighter 2: The Animated movie, instead. The opening scene alone (Ryu VS Sagat) is better than the entire Legend of Chun-li movie, seriously.

[Alaric]

The Street Fighter Movie.I totally despise it.And all the Tomb Raider movies.Oh,and how can I forget Troy?Just a big load of crap.Brad Pitt trying to be Achilles?Please...

[ioiiooio]

Disaster Movie. The name says it all really. I was expecting a stupid slap stick movie, and I was only watching it because I was bored. I never really liked those teen movies like Scary Movie or American Pie, but this trash has taken stupidity to new, excruciating heights! I stopped watching about 45 mins in because even being bored was better than putting myself through another second.

Avoid it like the plague. You have been warned.

[Gammaray]

Punisher Warzone. Yep, i was punished for renting that pile of crap. The only thing it kinda had going for it was that it was a bit more gory than the first, but the acting, plot, characters etc. was a massive failure. Do not watch unless you want your eyes to bleed.