Violence Escalates Between Twilight Fans and Non-Fans

[Kharrak]

The Records of Fan assaults on Non-Fans (http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175)

Yeah.... wow.....

This is fanaticism for you.... and to be honest, it's quite common in larger subcultures (console wars, MMO wars, anything that threatens ones safe zone), though often in those examples people are too lazy to get up and hit someone :P

[James Donaldson]

My sister likes Twilight, the books mainly, but I was just put off the movie by the extremely-pale, male lead (I know he was pale because he's a vampire).

Is there any logical reason for this fanatism?

[Cleric]

"No one understands Edward like I do!"

[Chevron]

I have not read the books, but really enjoyed the movie.

[Q-Man]

My sister likes Twilight, the books mainly, but I was just put off the movie by the extremely-pale, male lead (I know he was pale because he's a vampire).

Is there any logical reason for this fanatism?

Apparently, the books portray "Edward" in such a way that millions of (mostly female) fans fall in love with him. Like really fall in love with him. He has a certain, er, raw passion about him. I rate most want someone to want them so badly that they want to devour them (lolwimminsz).

Of course then the movie placed the visage of Robert Patterson to that delightful character, and voila, women all over the world slip off their chairs and break up with their boyfriends (http://www.fmylife.com/love/9321).

I haven't heard about many men (who aren't actually really women) who were that effected.

[onona]

I don't even know what Twilight is.

[Q-Man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/neon14/RobertPatterson-1.jpg

DO NOT FIGHT IT ONONA!

Gentlemen:

The key to getting the laydeez is to walk around pouting, and look as if you're constantly staring into the sun (EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T COZ UR A VAMPYRE).

Then, when girls talk to you, BE BROODY and IGNORE THEM. This will only drive them wilder. Trust me.

It also helps if you get really sweaty and your skin shines like diamonds in the sunlight, but don't worry if it doesn't, you just need to act like you truly and sincerely want to devour their flesh. ALL the time.

And voila! Edward.

[Azraphael]

Never read the books, but my girlfriend made me watch the movie on Saturday, one of the worst movies I've seen and most of that was down to the fact that the characters just irritated the **** outta me. I just couldn't give a flying fornication if any of them lived or died.

Just my opinion anyway

[DukeOFprunes]

Had a glance over some of those assaults and fine, I'll bite (tee hee) - some might be legit but I'll bet you a bajillion dolla and both my small sensitive nuts that most are just fake. It's a forum that exists for the purpose of bashing Twilight and its fans after all, making the anti's and these supposed "twihards" pretty much the same type of retard.

[James Donaldson]

Apparently, the books portray "Edward" in such a way that millions of (mostly female) fans fall in love with him. Like really fall in love with him. He has a certain, er, raw passion about him. I rate most want someone to want them so badly that they want to devour them (lolwimminsz).

Of course then the movie placed the visage of Robert Patterson to that delightful character, and voila, women all over the world slip off their chairs and break up with their boyfriends (http://www.fmylife.com/love/9321).

I haven't heard about many men (who aren't actually really women) who were that effected.

Half the posts there were censored! XD

[Wight]

Suddenly in a fit of rage, she picked up a beaker full of acid, and screamed 'You bastard twilight hater!!!' and threw the whole beaker of acid in my friends face. He screamed, and tried to get away, however the girl, obviously not contempt with ruining his face, got a compass out and proceeded to stab him several times with the compass. I was in a state of shock, but somehow I managed to gain enough sense to be able to knock the compass out of her hand, and tackle her to the ground. she was kicking and screaming and clawing. The other people around jumped into help me. The lecturer dragged my friend to the emergency shower and tried to wash the acid off his face. Somebody ran to get the first aiders. Meanwhile we decided to move the girl, so I got off her and a few people grappled with her and moved her to the other side of the room, and stopped her from escaping

Ahaha! Don't mess with this chick!

[J3n0va]

Ok, so here's what you do. This will take a lot of dedication but trust me it's completely worth it. Get a 100% make-over, make sure not even you can recognize yourself, go to Hot Topic and buy any Twilight gear you can find. When you see her make sure you're wearing all of your Twilight wear, carry all of the books from the series on you, if you can even get an illegal copy of the movie have that on you too. Talk to her about Twilight, it won't be hard to fake your way through it, just say you love Edward, you hate Jacob and you wish that you could find yourself a real-life Bella, she'll melt for you here. Once you have her in your grasp start dating her and make sure she doesn't take any birth control pills and one night have ravenous sex with her, like bestial almost, completely condom free. Wait a few weeks to months and when she comes to tell you that you guys are now expecting and that you should at least talk marriage plans over reveal to her that it's really you and that you absolutely hate everything Twilight, and that the books and movie make for decent firewood at best. Then while she's crying, this is the most crucial part, scream at the top of your lungs while rearing your whole body in preparations for a punch, "FAAALCOOOON!" And as your make contact with her embryo enriched stomach finish the phrase, "PAAWWWNCH!" As she's lying on the floor grab the copy of the sex tape you no-doubtingly made the night you conceived the child, that may or may not be alive depending on your ability Falcon Punch, and sell it online to make up some of the cost of this whole revenge expedition.

Anti-Twilight fans are just as bad :O

[Uranium238]

The Records of Fan assaults on Non-Fans (http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175)

Yeah.... wow.....

This is fanaticism for you.... and to be honest, it's quite common in larger subcultures (console wars, MMO wars, anything that threatens ones safe zone), though often in those examples people are too lazy to get up and hit someone :P

WTF!!!!!!!! This is almost becoming the same as the battle between fans of Harry Potter and those who say that Harry Potter is demonic and a whole lot of other crap.

[GhOsT_828]

Based on this, can we say that books cause more violence than games?

[Wight]

Based on this, can we say that books cause more violence than games?

Of course, - The Bible and Qur'an to name a few.

[Sir PaniCore]

TWILIGHT SUX HUGE DINOSAUR BALLZ.......... just thought you wanted my opinion....you know....*crash*
OH MY GOD a Twilight fan just crashed through my window and...............

[Wight]

TWILIGHT SUX HUGE DINOSAUR BALLZ.......... just thought you wanted my opinion....you know....*crash*
OH MY GOD a Twilight fan just crashed through my window and...............

Ahahahahahaha!

They are watching....

[Scorch621]

Im so sick of hearing about Twilight!!...every where i go it's twilight this twilight that blah blah blah!!....no offense to those who liked it but i did not enjoy it....

[Xm@niac!]

I hated it...

Ok got to go..*runs off into the dark, with fake vampire teeth, knowing that he will be a much better vampire than that edward guy*

[Scorch621]

I sparkle in the sun...weeee

[Sir PaniCore]

The Only Good vampire is one that Murders everything around it and doesnt fall in love with Lesbian Bimbos...... so screw twilight and hello Hellsing

Alucard: Best vampire EVER!!!

[FEN1X]

Alright, so it happened that I had nothing to do on the release night of Breaking Dawn. I went over to Border's to eat the free snacks, and eventually decided to troll the release party.

Not the most mature thing ever, I know. But I hoped they'd take it in good humor. I was wrong.

I am shamefully well-versed in the series, since my two best friends are utterly obsessed with it. So I penciled out a sign that said "TEAM JACOB" and laid in wait for the fangirls.

Oh boy did I get one. A skinny blonde girl, half a foot shorter than me, walks up and goes "hey, Jacob is a douche!" And the argument began. It went roughly like:
"oh? And why would you say that?"
"He doesn't care about Bella!"
"One, Bella is boring. I wouldn't care about Bella if I was him. Two, yes, he actually does. Trying to prevent her from hanging around with a bloodsucking monster? Sounds pretty caring to me..."
"Well, well, Edward is Bella's soulmate and he protects her. He's not a monster!"
"He has the horrible temptation to eat her every time she's in a fifty foot radius."
"But, but he resists temptation because he luuuuuurves [I kid you not, that is how she pronounced it] her!"
"He doesn't love her."
"Excuse me?"
"Edward and Bella don't love each other. Teenagers don't experience love--"
"Edward's not a teenager!"
"--and pedophiles only experience sexual pull."
I'm trolling hard. I've got a big grin on my face, and she's getting steadily more ****ed.
"Edward's not a pedophile!"
"He was turned into a vampire during the whole spanish influenza epidemic around 1918. That means he's been alive for over a hundred years."
"But he looks like a teenager!"
"Would you do it with your grandpa if he looked seventeen?"
"I--"
"No, probably not. Keep your creepy ass sparkly wish-fulfilling--umph." I say umph because she kicked me full on in the nards.

It's difficult to explain to a girl how it feels to get kicked in the nuts. It's about halfway between breaking your wrist and getting a really bad bruise. I look up, she's crying, and I sqeak out a falsetto "that was--umph."

SHE DID IT AGAIN.

SHE KICKED ME TWICE IN THE NADS FOR BASICALLY NO REASON.

And then she had the gall to say "you're just jealous of Edward! You're never gonna get a girlfriend!" And then she went over, high-fived a friend of hers, and shot me a smug look and stuck her tongue out.

I talked to the management. Management talked to her. She lied and said I was making sexual advances on her, and I got banned from Borders. I debated raising a gigantic stink about it, but the surveillance camera would confirm her story more than mine.

So I staggered home and spent the next day and a half trading out frozen goods from the freezer to my lap.

TL;DR: Twilight got me banned from the only bookstore in my hometown and possibly made me sterile. Thoughts?


I loled.