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DukeOFprunes
10-09-2009, 11:04 AM
One day you will find yourself endangered by a biscuit and you'll think "Well, they did warn me (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784)"

Why'd they research this?

"We commissioned this study after learning how many biscuit related injuries are treated by doctors each year."

Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit, falling off a chair while reaching for the tin, sustaining burns after dunking a biscuit in scalding tea, and being hit by fragments flying through the air.

Other people have reported choking on crumbs and damaging a tooth or filling on a particularly hard biscuit. One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.

Sounds more like they should do research into why people are fecking s-choopid.

Azimuth
10-09-2009, 11:07 AM
I call hax on that list - where are Chocolate HobNobs? I'd crawl over rattlesnakes for those.

CrashHelmut
10-09-2009, 11:16 AM
2009 World Domination Plan
Step 1: Enrich uranium
Step 1: Buy packet of Marie Biscuits
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Muhahahaha"

Mikit0707
10-09-2009, 11:21 AM
What the hell did Jaffa Cakes do to deserve this smear campaign? The only thing you can blame Jaffa Cakes for might be obesity... and awesomeness. I miss them. I think they may be the holy messiah of biscuits.

Gammaray
10-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Glad to see i was quite safe eating Jaffa Cakes, Jammie Dodgers and BNs.