DukeOFprunes
10-09-2009, 11:04 AM
One day you will find yourself endangered by a biscuit and you'll think "Well, they did warn me (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784)"
Why'd they research this?
"We commissioned this study after learning how many biscuit related injuries are treated by doctors each year."
Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit, falling off a chair while reaching for the tin, sustaining burns after dunking a biscuit in scalding tea, and being hit by fragments flying through the air.
Other people have reported choking on crumbs and damaging a tooth or filling on a particularly hard biscuit. One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
Sounds more like they should do research into why people are fecking s-choopid.
Why'd they research this?
"We commissioned this study after learning how many biscuit related injuries are treated by doctors each year."
Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit, falling off a chair while reaching for the tin, sustaining burns after dunking a biscuit in scalding tea, and being hit by fragments flying through the air.
Other people have reported choking on crumbs and damaging a tooth or filling on a particularly hard biscuit. One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
Sounds more like they should do research into why people are fecking s-choopid.