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24-07-2007, 01:18 PM
To celebrate the movie that's just around the corner:
"Oh my god, I'm seeing double, FOUR Krusties" - random mob goon
"Troy, baby, ever heard of Planet of the Apes?" - Agent
"The movie or the planet?" - Troy
"Weasling our way out of situations is what seperates us from the animals.. except the weasle" - Homer
"My name is.. Homer JAY Simpson" -Homer
"Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers" - Ralph
"My eyes... the goggles do nothing" - McBain
"It's like Speed 2 but on a bus" - Milhouse
24-07-2007, 01:22 PM
OMG I lold at this
"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"-Homer J. with his new pet pig.
24-07-2007, 02:20 PM
My favourite off TheSimpsonsQuotes (http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/):
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...
Grandpa: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
24-07-2007, 03:25 PM
Homer: "Got your nose."
Bart: "Got your wallet ..." *Toilet Flush*
Homer: "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
25-07-2007, 03:43 PM
"Who is this young go-getter" - Mr Burns
"I believe it is a walrus pretending to be Homer Simpson" - Smithers
"And Whats he doing" - Mr Burns
"Dehydrating, Sir" - Smithers
"Well done just Stand there Man, grab a sponge!" - Mr Burns
26-07-2007, 02:45 PM
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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