Simpons quotes thread!

[Miktar]

To celebrate the movie that's just around the corner:

"Oh my god, I'm seeing double, FOUR Krusties" - random mob goon

"Troy, baby, ever heard of Planet of the Apes?" - Agent
"The movie or the planet?" - Troy

"Weasling our way out of situations is what seperates us from the animals.. except the weasle" - Homer

"My name is.. Homer JAY Simpson" -Homer

"Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers" - Ralph

"My eyes... the goggles do nothing" - McBain

"It's like Speed 2 but on a bus" - Milhouse

[Frozenfireside]

OMG I lold at this
"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"-Homer J. with his new pet pig.

[SplaT]

My favourite off TheSimpsonsQuotes (http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/):

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...

Grandpa: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

[Gammaray]

Homer: "Got your nose."
Bart: "Got your wallet ..." *Toilet Flush*

[Gldm]

Homer: "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

[Chronic]

"Who is this young go-getter" - Mr Burns
"I believe it is a walrus pretending to be Homer Simpson" - Smithers
"And Whats he doing" - Mr Burns
"Dehydrating, Sir" - Smithers
"Well done just Stand there Man, grab a sponge!" - Mr Burns

[PloPshoP]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.