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Gambit
11-10-2007, 12:26 PM
NET CARE 911

It has just been confirmed.

Netcare has issued a warning in respect of an alien attack that will hit the Gauteng region this afternoon at about 5 o clock.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled-1.jpg

This photo was taken from a South African weather service satellite. I can guarantee that it is authentic.

Avoid anyone who looks like this, they are aliens and will try eat your brains.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled2-1.jpg

Don't underestimate the strength of the wind on the road from their jet engines , or the strength of their tractor beams and avoid low water bridges when driving. We were also warned to stay indoors and to take all loose lying objects inside. Tie down anything that might be damaged by severe winds.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled3-1.jpg

We advise everyone to leave work at 3 o'clock again to avoid being vaporized.

Let everyone know about this imposing threat.



NET CARE 911

Netcare 911 House, 49 New Road, Halfway House,

Midrand, South Africa 1685

P O Box 3455, Halfway House,

South Africa, 1685
Chevron
11-10-2007, 12:30 PM
YAY. Aliens!
.dB
11-10-2007, 12:32 PM
NET CARE 911

It has just been confirmed.

Netcare has issued a warning in respect of an alien attack that will hit the Gauteng region this afternoon at about 5 o clock.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled-1.jpg

This photo was taken from a South African weather service satellite. I can guarantee that it is authentic.

Avoid anyone who looks like this, they are aliens and will try eat your brains.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled2-1.jpg

Don't underestimate the strength of the wind on the road from their jet engines , or the strength of their tractor beams and avoid low water bridges when driving. We were also warned to stay indoors and to take all loose lying objects inside. Tie down anything that might be damaged by severe winds.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled3-1.jpg

We advise everyone to leave work at 3 o'clock again to avoid being vaporized.

Let everyone know about this imposing threat.



NET CARE 911

Netcare 911 House, 49 New Road, Halfway House,

Midrand, South Africa 1685

P O Box 3455, Halfway House,

South Africa, 1685
TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY, SO:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Cory-in-the-House/images/rondell-sheridan-1.jpg
Gambit
11-10-2007, 12:45 PM
TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY, SO:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Cory-in-the-House/images/rondell-sheridan-1.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled4.jpg
.dB
11-10-2007, 12:47 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled4.jpg
So you regularly go around knowingly posting terrible attempts at being funny? Oh. I think urmad.
Gambit
11-10-2007, 12:54 PM
Nope, I saw the e-mail I enjoyed it (in light of recent events) and shared it. I just don't give **** what you think about me posting this.
.dB
11-10-2007, 12:55 PM
Nope, I saw the e-mail I enjoyed it (in light of recent events) and shared it. I just don't give **** what you think about me posting this.
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled6.jpg
Gambit
11-10-2007, 12:58 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled6.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled11.jpg
.dB
11-10-2007, 12:59 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled11.jpg
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled8.jpg
Gambit
11-10-2007, 01:07 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled8.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled10.jpg
.dB
11-10-2007, 01:09 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled10.jpg
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled10.jpg
Gambit
11-10-2007, 01:11 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled10.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled9.jpg
.dB
11-10-2007, 01:12 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled9.jpg
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled9.jpg
Miktar
11-10-2007, 01:16 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s80/_VJ_bucket/youdaredefymezd8.gif
breadfan
11-10-2007, 01:41 PM
wow.....arent you guys cool
.dB
11-10-2007, 01:53 PM
wow.....arent you guys cool
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled9.jpg
breadfan
11-10-2007, 02:05 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled9.jpg

hahaahaa *thumbs up*
Miktar
11-10-2007, 02:09 PM
wow.....arent you guys cool

Shush. I'm watching.
tranquillity
11-10-2007, 03:57 PM
Haha. I think your "badge war" is more funny than the email thing.
SCUD
11-10-2007, 04:51 PM
i was loving it :D
Frozenfireside
11-10-2007, 09:45 PM
badge wars-its all a game of who can pin the badge on the fastest without pricking themselves.

...pricks!
Now whos winning? You can't count double posting the same badge ok!
Last one standing wins :)
RossI RSA
11-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Badge war was awesome.
Zen
12-10-2007, 12:41 AM
I'm ****ing myself laughing. Ah **** this is funny, maybe we should make a thread for this. Badgewars.

Gambit and .dB. You guys both deserve a noddy badge:

http://www.lazygamer.co.za/wp-content/uploads/TheNoddyBadgeGoesto_BA9D/noddy_party_plates11.jpg
Frozenfireside
12-10-2007, 11:31 AM
Awwwww!!! Can I have one?
.dB
12-10-2007, 11:42 AM
badge wars-its all a game of who can pin the badge on the fastest without pricking themselves.

...pricks!
Now whos winning? You can't count double posting the same badge ok!
Last one standing wins :)
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6226/1166977592467li0.jpg
Miktar
15-10-2007, 10:15 AM
Frozenfireside, you're trying too hard lately. Tone it down a notch.