Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg

[Miktar]

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKT13970120070814

[wisp]

Confusus say "to much saki make man legless":)

[wisp]

so i guess he just hopped of his bike and when he saw it was gone he got so mad that he really wanted to kick someone ass ,but then he thought about all the money he would save having to only by one shoe

[Miktar]

Um.

Neither are funny, sorry.

[wisp]

sorry just my weird sense of humour, apolgies if i offended anyone , my bad

[Miktar]

Unless someone is offended by poor jokes, I don't think anyone was offended, wisp. The jokes were just really bad. Not offensive, just... "lame".

[wisp]

Unless someone is offended by poor jokes, I don't think anyone was offended, wisp. The jokes were just really bad. Not offensive, just... "lame".

no prob :):):)

[Headshot]

http://macrochan.org/source/Z/R/ZRYVMUZMP2YCKYJLHFUOFT5GMPIM6PQQ.jpeg

Staying on topic:
Sucks to be him. That is all.

[dislekcia]

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing

Hard. Core. What else would you expect from the culture that created samurai? Gotta respect that.

-D

[tranquillity]

http://macrochan.org/source/Z/R/ZRYVMUZMP2YCKYJLHFUOFT5GMPIM6PQQ.jpeg

Staying on topic:
Sucks to be him. That is all.

That pic is so weird/gross.

As for the guy and his leg, ow.. :(

[wir]

ROFLMFAOBBQPIZZA!!!!!!

That pic had me LOLLING for 5 mins.
...Look at the wrinkles!
rofl

*ahem*
Erm, Yeah, chinese guy loses leg, doesnt notice.
0.o

[Mic]

you mean Japanese don't you... kinda weird though... wouldn't the pain continue... or was he just fit and used to pain

[LazyDemoni]

Haha Miktar said the jokes were lame! Ya, I know it's not that funny.

[dislekcia]

Actually, I'm pretty sure he intended exactly that emphasis.

After GW on the weekend and this hidden boot to the head, Miktar has stood up usurped my mastery of veiled puns... So. Strong!

-D

[PloPshoP]

Wouldn't it be funny if they charged him for littering?
At least in court, he would have a leg to stand on.

Oh I know, you don't need to say it.

[ironwolf]

hahahahahah this thread is full of Lame or not lame jokes. Oh he obviously didnt use his back brakes.

[Toi]

Woo ooh, that's hectic. They failed to mention that he probably fell over when he stoped, I would have cracked myself up I swear.

Ya, pain is a weird thing hey. I've heard of similar things in the past, people being shot and not noticing etc.

I'll just roll my car if I must be driving and see this leg in the middle of the road all of a sudden.

@ PloPshoP: LOL!!!!!

[Chevron]

I wonder if his girlfriends name is Ilean.