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Gldm
15-08-2007, 05:31 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_6624865


Moscow - A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.

The hope is for a brood of babies exactly nine months later on Russia's national day. Couples who "give birth to a patriot" during the June 12 festivities win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes.

Ulyanovsk, about 550 miles east of Moscow, has held similar contests since 2005. Since then, the number of competitors, and the number of babies born to them, has been on the rise.

Russia, with one-seventh of Earth's land surface, has just 141.4 million citizens, making it one of the most sparsely settled countries in the world. With a low birth rate and a high death rate, the population has been shrinking since the early 1990s.

In his state-of-the-nation address last year, President Vladimir Putin called the demographic crisis the most acute problem facing Russia and announced a broad effort to boost Russia's birth rate, including cash incentives to families that have more than one child.

Ulyanovsk Gov. Sergei Morozov has added an element of fun to the national campaign.

The 2007 grand prize went to Irina and Andrei Kartuzov, who received a UAZ-Patriot, a sport utility vehicle. Other contestants won video cameras, TVs, refrigerators and washing machines.

Q-Man
15-08-2007, 05:47 PM
What a stark contrast to China, where they're trying to stunt their rapid birth rate. How ironically delicious.

Squirly
15-08-2007, 06:08 PM
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm all for helping my fellow man.

I'm off to Russia. [/comrade]

dammit
15-08-2007, 06:14 PM
What a stark contrast to China, where they're trying to stunt their rapid birth rate. How ironically delicious.

Don't you just love how the planet is one big contradiction in itself?

Miktar
15-08-2007, 06:17 PM
What's the contradiction?

Russia needs a population growth for its economy. Europe itself is suffering negative population growth rate.

China, however, needs to curb its population growth.

You can't look at the planet so holistically.

dammit
15-08-2007, 06:20 PM
Mik don't take me too seriously. The solution, of course, could be just to say, hey Chinese people, want some space in Europe?

Miktar
15-08-2007, 06:33 PM
Touche. :)

Q-Man
15-08-2007, 06:42 PM
Don't they eat the babies in China? I think I'm going to follow Squirly's example here.

We could solve all of the world's problems**

*heads off to China*






** if only we cared

PloPshoP
15-08-2007, 08:36 PM
The Russian government is the biggest pimp in the world!

Mic
15-08-2007, 08:51 PM
they might... but when america runs out of there oh so precious oil... then who will be the super power...

GeometriX
15-08-2007, 09:02 PM
WTF does that have to do with anything?

Garson007
15-08-2007, 09:14 PM
Too bad homosexuals can't deal in the prize money. :P It's a joke. Harhar.

PloPshoP
15-08-2007, 09:56 PM
they might... but when america runs out of there oh so precious oil... then who will be the super power...

Oh hell no. I think I just vomited a bit.

Gldm
16-08-2007, 11:20 AM
they might... but when america runs out of there oh so precious oil... then who will be the super power...

America doesn't really have that much oil. You must be thinking of when the nuclear weapons run out. In which case I predict Oog's tribe from the lakeside will be the super power with their intimidatingly wielded femurs.