Marketing to the female gamer...

[Squirly]

http://www.meanestbear.com/bear/game_marketing.html



It's a common mistake to think, "But there are already a lot of games for girls. Aren't Bubble Bobble and Pokemon for women?" No, those are for little girls. And sissies. "What about SingStar and Dance Dance Revolution? Who are those games for?" Answer: gay men.


It made me laugh.

[Antharias]

roflmao. That is unfortunately the problem. Men think that DDR, SingStar and those little games are for chicks. Very Very sad. :(

[Q-Man]

hahaha that article was pure brilliance. I wouldn't mind the chocolate thing either mind you. mmm chocolate. As for the cute animals...well we'd probably end up killing them as well anyway haha

[Kensei]

This article is the the best one I have seen in a long time based on the 'female gamer topic'. And surprisingly accurate, e.g there is a severe lack of chocolate in games.


...after meeting me wants to really make something of his life and after a series of wacky misunderstandings and crazy capers we get married and kill Satan or whatever together.
And I think it should take place in Tuscany instead of Hell.

Priceless, absolutely priceless :D

[Nimue]

Hahahaha, that's BRILLIANT!! I also think my barbarian (diablo) needed a love in his life, I mean with biceps like that, how could a girl not fall for him?! OO and chocolate!! lol :D

[Bke]

That article thing made me feel violated, time to rock back and forth ...

[GeometriX]

Hehe, wow that was some funny stuff. The male Tomb Raider thing - brilliant :P

[Nandrew]

The article said "penis"! :O

But wow, the pictures absolutely rawked. Cute animals ftw.

[Bke]

Hey i figured out why females want chocolate in games! its coz its an afrodeisiac...for females! Who would have thought about that ...

[Miktar]

Hey i figured out why females want chocolate in games! its coz its an afrodeisiac...for females! Who would have thought about that ...

What?

Dude, c'mon. Don't be a goof.