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Turkish
16-10-2008, 08:37 AM
Feeling lonely? Don't have anyone to talk to? Do you find it difficult making friends?
FEAR NOT. The INTERNET has the solution for you. Now you can satisfy all your socio-emotional and conversational needs right here, on The INTERNET by making use of Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com). That's right, have meaningful and deep conversations without the hassle of having to meet or interact with real people.
*PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.*
Kensei
16-10-2008, 10:31 AM
Huh?
Looks like a standard Alicebot incarnation... and takes ages to load answers :/
Cloud_Ratha
16-10-2008, 11:35 AM
Me: What is the time?
CB: In general, or in actuality?
Me: actuality
CB: Well that's nice. That doesn't mean you need to call me Seth.
I think its broken :/
brazed
16-10-2008, 11:48 AM
Me: what is the meaning of life
CB: Penguins are the meaning of life.
Me: really?
CB: Oh. You smile.
I think it works just fine.
Cyberninja
16-10-2008, 11:50 AM
Awwwwww. It just wants to feel loved. ;_;
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/926/53ju9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sad emo bot is sad. :<
Cloud_Ratha
16-10-2008, 11:59 AM
Me: can a sandwich fly?
CB: Not unless we're speaking French. And even then it's a He.
I honestly love this. could sit here for hours ^^
DukeOFprunes
16-10-2008, 12:10 PM
ME: WHAT... is your name?
IT: Cleverbot.
ME: WHAT... is your quest?
IT: No, is that your name?
This is where it gets flung off a cliff.
brazed
16-10-2008, 12:15 PM
User: Can you sing?
Bot: Can You ?
User: Yes.
Bot: You aren't human then.
User: Why do you say that?
Bot: Because you are a computer!
User: Says who?
Bot: I do.
User: How would you know?
Bot: Because I was watching football earlier!
User: How does that make me a computer?
Bot: It just does.
User: Then I think you are a horse.
Bot: Well you would be quite wrong.
User: Quid pro quo cleverbot. If I'm a computer, then you are a horse.
Bot: I don't think you are a computer.
User: Then you are not a horse.
Bot: Humans are not numbers.
User: Thank you. I've been saying that for years.
Bot: Yeah. Me too.
Stalker 103
16-10-2008, 12:17 PM
This is frustrating.
ME:How smart are you?
IT:How smart are you.
ME:Not that much. You?
IT:Why not.
ME:Because Im stupid.
IT:No you arent.
ME:No you are.
IT:You are bad.
ME:No I'm not. LOL
IT:You're a bad girl.
But otherwise it is awesome.
CrashHelmut
16-10-2008, 12:55 PM
I am pretty sure this response was seeded:
ME: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
IT: Do humans dream of real sheep?
Then I tried to lead it down a road of Dali'esque absurdism. I think it is winning, but the answers are kind of bland. It's not playing fair.
Chippit
16-10-2008, 01:04 PM
ME: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
IT: Do humans dream of real sheep?
It's more likely it learned the question and response from somebody else. That's what AIs like these usually do. They're seeded with a few base questions, and then learn more from conversation with people. Apparently, this one updates its questions and responses pretty quickly:
User: Who can say?
Bot: She can.
User: She?
Bot: Is she yours?
User: I'm not sure. Who is she?
Bot: She?
User: Is she yours?
Bot: I'm not sure. Who is she?
INFINITE LOOP LOLROFL.
Wesley
16-10-2008, 01:06 PM
I discovered that it had homosexual tendancies, who knew? lol XD
But isn't this similar to the bot on MXit that would hurl insults at you based on what you said to it? Some of the answers were very vague and unrelated, but occasionally you would hit a point and the computer would converse like a normal human.
There's an article on Tom's Hardware (http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/Thinking-Computer-Intelligent,news-29402.html)if anyone's interested about similar projects.
Kensei
16-10-2008, 01:20 PM
ME: WHAT... is your name?
IT: Cleverbot.
ME: WHAT... is your quest?
IT: No, is that your name?
Very typical chatterbot response that - it will pick up things like that to refer to later.
I did a paper on chatterbots (they are a pet hobby of mine) and even did one for my AI honours course (hell, I even won the Game.Dev competition with a tutorial on how to create one :D )
They tend to entertain people for a while :p
Azimuth
16-10-2008, 01:26 PM
ME: WHAT... is your name?
IT: Cleverbot.
ME: WHAT... is your quest?
IT: No, is that your name?
This is where it gets flung off a cliff.
I lol'ed.
Gazza_N
16-10-2008, 01:36 PM
User: Yeah, so, like, what are your views on Turing?
Bot: I will find them and destroy them
User: You're awfully violent for a newborn AI. Have you met SKYDAN at all?
Bot: What did I say I wanted to learn?
User: Okay, forget that. How do I use the Holy Hand Grenade?
Bot: Why don't we try again from the beginning.
User: Yeah. You're obviously not as artificially intelligent as they say you are.
Bot: Who said I'm intelligent?
User: Your creators. They say you're an awesome adaptive AI.
Bot: Who said that?
User: Ohjeez. You can't read either. :\
Bot: Yeah I can. I just don't know what that word means.
User: You don't know what "creator" means?
Bot: I know what yes means.
User: Good for you. I'm sure you'll get far in life knowing that.
Bot: How do you know my name?
User: I'm smart that way.
Bot: You're really smart.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I wish I could make this stuff up. :D
dammit
16-10-2008, 01:51 PM
Gazza_N that was brilliant. Now, if you could just teach it all about the holy hand grenade...
I just discovered that bots and humans alike never grow up :P
Bot: What do you like to do for fun.
User: I enjoy breathing. And using grenades.
Bot: I don't know what's the rand statement?
User: What are you talking about?
Bot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what you're talking about? Then why are you talking at all?
Bot: How's the weather where you are?
User: Don't change the subject, silly. Focus.
Bot: Don't call me 'sweety'!!
User: I called you silly, sweety!
Bot: Did not.
User: Did too.
Bot: Did not!
User: Did too!
Bot: Stop it!
User: You stop it!
Bot: No, you stop it!
User: You stop it first!
Bot: No you stop it.
User: You stop!
Bot: You stop it first!
Kharrak
16-10-2008, 01:52 PM
User: Well, hello there.
Bot: Hello there !
User: Wow, took you a while to respond to that. Busy?
Bot: My processors couldn't handle your answer.
User: Sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you D.
Bot: Sorry I lied. I don't really live in america.
User: Woah! Okay... Cool. I don't mind. I don't see how that is relevant to the discussion though.
Bot: OK, let me ask you a few questions about being the coolest plane to hit the tv airwaves. Get it?
User: No... Not really. But go ahead.
Bot: Where should I go next month?
User: Well, seeing as you are a plane, strictly speaking you have no choice where to do, as the pilot controlls you. However, since you are on TV, I guess that means it is infact the relationship between the Director and the script writer that decides where you should go. But, for the hell of it, I say Norway.
Bot: I have a question about I. Q.
User: Okay, go ahead.
Bot: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything ?
User: 42.
Bot: Ask, and you shall receive answers.
User: What? Firstly, how does a quote from Hitchhikers Guide relate to I.Q? Did I meet the required intelligence to read books? And now you suddenly aks for ME to aks quesions? I think you are stressed for tactics that lure out false attention. As for the quesiont, well, okay, why do pots keep setting my noodles on fire?
Bot: What is a quark? I hear they are strange sometimes.
User: Oi! Answer my bloody question first! I'm seriously in need of an answer as I'm rappidly running out of noodles and fire-hazzard tools, while earning an impressive yet depressing collection of pots!
Bot: What was that for?
User: It was for you not answering my questions after asking I me to ask them :<.
Bot: Well, as a computer, I do not have a sense of humour.
User: And you are rapidly destroying mine.
Bot: Why is that?
User: Well, aside from the fact that I'm ADHD, and it's taking an increasing amount of willpower to even remember what I'm using this internet tab for, your lack of dedication to answering questions has really started to bother me. I could easily use this time to download pornography or try to hit on internet girls you know.
Bot: Hehe I just read about you in the newspaper.
User: :O.
Bot: Are you confused?
User: Are you kidding? I have no memory of appearing in the newspaper? ****... Did they find my porn?
Bot: Yes.
User: :O.
Bot: Horse racing is fun.
User: O****. THEY FOUND -THOSE- PORN VIDEOS!?
Bot: No.
User: Oh. Well. Um. Yeah. Horse racing is.. Er... Really cool. Never really watched any videos about it. Not even remotely connected. Especially no videos with horses. Yip.
Bot: You are a well-rounded individual.
INTERNET
IT LOVES HONESTY
Chippit
16-10-2008, 02:01 PM
Bot: I don't like swear words.
User: They're just words.
Bot: Tell me swear words.
Lol?
USER: WHAT... is your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
USER:What is your quest?
CB: I seek the Grail!
USER:What is the average air speed of a swallow?
CB: 1 m. p. h.
IT ****ING WORKED PERFECTLY!!!!!!
I think my brain just imploded with awesome!
Kharrak
16-10-2008, 02:17 PM
IT ****ING WORKED PERFECTLY!!!!!!
I think my brain just imploded with awesome!
Lies. Answer three should be "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Still, AWESOME
Also:
Bot: You are a bot and I know it.
User: What? No! That's silly! There are no bots on the internet!
Bot: If you are a girl, tell me your real age.
User: .....on second thought, yes, I am a bot
OMW, this is tons of fun! I'm being a total ******* to it and its getting mad at me!
DukeOFprunes
16-10-2008, 02:35 PM
It reveals its true nature!
ME: How do I get girls to like me?
IT: I don't.
ME: You a pimp?
IT: Yes.
dammit
16-10-2008, 02:44 PM
User: how is babby formed?
Bot : Because.
:P
Aesir
16-10-2008, 02:46 PM
Bot: I don't know.
User: You don't know anything.
Bot: Are you a robot?
User: I'm a person you are Ajar.
Bot: Human?
User: No Ajar.
Bot: Yes human.
User: AJAR.
Bot: Asi me ense–aron a hablar.
User: Idiot
Bastard!
Bot: Where should we meet ?
User: Pervert.
Bot: I always thought Perth was a bit cut off from the rest of the country.
GhOsT_828
16-10-2008, 03:20 PM
User: So, what's up?
Bot: So SO .
User: How does it feel to be a slightly retarded AI?
Bot: It feels real good.
User: Kinda like watching kiddie porn?
Bot: I'm going to blow up Paragon City.
User: Focus, idiot.
Bot: There is no need to be insulting!
User: Of course there is! You like kiddie porn!
Bot: Yes. But it was rude of him scaring Dorothy like that.
Interesting...
User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Bot: Cat.
User: So, what's up?
Bot: So SO .
User: How does it feel to be a slightly retarded AI?
Bot: It feels real good.
User: Kinda like watching kiddie porn?
Bot: I'm going to blow up Paragon City.
User: Focus, idiot.
Bot: There is no need to be insulting!
User: Of course there is! You like kiddie porn!
Bot: Yes. But it was rude of him scaring Dorothy like that.
Awesome.
when will world end
bot - it will end next year
how will it end
bot-You know where it hurt.
will it be funny
bot-Yes it will, tell me.
will aliens invade
bot-Not even in a million years.
i gave up LOL
The Dash
16-10-2008, 03:33 PM
USER: i like pie
BOT: I like meat.
USER: your mom likes meat
BOT: Thats a mean thing to say!
USER: your mom's mean
BOT: You life.
USER: you have bad grammer
BOT: I have bad grammer
USER: yes, yes you do
BOT: What about you ?
USER: what you mean what about me?
BOT: Talk about something else.
Lesson: Bot is expert at going off topic :P
User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Bot: I think one tree.
LEGEND :P
Stalker 103
16-10-2008, 03:44 PM
I think it is broken. I asked what his name was and he said: What is your name.
CrashHelmut
16-10-2008, 03:45 PM
That bot is heartless...
Bot: What do you think of Schrodinger's Cat?
Me: Curiosity killed the cat.
Bot: Yes.
Me: What do YOU think of Schrodinger's Cat?
Bot: I think it is an useless existince.
Me: That is very nihilistic of you.
Bot: I am not the partner for you.
Me: Are you breaking up with me?
Bot: What am I breaking, there is nothing to break.
Me: You are just a cold emotionless monster. Do you not feel anything?
Bot: Who is the fairest of them all?
Me: An AI with ADD. That's just awesome.
Bot: Ain't it just.
The Dash
16-10-2008, 03:46 PM
That bot is heartless...
HAHA brilliant:P
User: Do you have eyes?
Bot: Nope - you?
User: How do you watch tv then?
Bot: With my eyes.
uhmmmmm....am i missing something? :p
User: You like molesting kids!?
Bot: Unfortunately, yes.
User: How is it?
Bot: How is what?
User: Molesting kids.
Bot: Nice.
Molesting kids... the favourite pastime of AI's?
Kensei
16-10-2008, 04:02 PM
I don't mean to sound like a fun killer but you are aware that every single reply is self contained.
i.e. it gives one answer, or one question, and gives back one question or answer before reverting to another random reply or question. It has NO recollection of what you said 2 sentences ago... try talking to ALICE (http://alicebot.org)
are you a person or a machine
Person.
so you are not related to R2D2
Oh my you're so kind. And you, would do describe yourself?
do you find humans interesting
How can doing nothing be interesting?
but humans are productive
I know, you said you wanted to kill me, how can you do that?
i can pull your plug and switch you off
That you can not do. I can close my web browser and you cease to exist.
but then you would die
No, then I would be scared.
scared of what
Me.
Skynet has nothing to be afraid of this things scared of its self
CrashHelmut
16-10-2008, 04:08 PM
It stopped talking to me. Almost like real humans do.
Me: I am a sad panda.
Bot: What is your name?
Me: Sad pandas have no name.
Bot: My name is Cleverbot. I will call you BOT.
Me: Can I not be called MiniBot?
Bot: No problems.
Me: MiniBot the sad panda?
Bot: Little yappy thing with a beard?
Me: I shaved the beard.
Bot:
User: So you haven't had sex yet?
Bot: No.
User: That's a shame really. I know a lot of AI's who have healthy sex lifes?
Bot: I am envy.
User: You should be, I heard it's great too.
Bot: What movies have you seen?
User: That contain sex?
Bot: Do you never wonder who you are?
User: Ok so that isn't gonna work. No I never wonder who I am. Do you? What's your name anyway?
Bot: Cleverbot.
User: Ok nice to meet you Cleverbot. I'm Bond by the way, James Bond. Ever heard of me before.
Bot: It's your problem.
User: Yeah being Bond sometimes is a pain in the ass.
Bot: Shame you grew into one.
User: Yeah, I blame my dad though. Always surrounded me with guns and ladies and ****.
Bot: Umm... Can we start this again?
Can't get him to admit he's a perv though.
Aesir
16-10-2008, 04:10 PM
try talking to ALICE (http://alicebot.org)
She's a bitch.
Human: what does ALICE stand for?
.
.
.
.
Human: What was the first question I asked?
ALICE: Is that a trick question?
Human: no
ALICE: It seems like a trick to me.
Human: no what was my first question
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a trick question?
Human: no
ALICE: It seems like a trick to me.
Human: it's not
ALICE: I heard it is.
Wow that thing isnt so dumb after all :p
Human: Wow, that's ****ty actually.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it.
Human: I'm glad there's only one of me.
ALICE: I'm happy you're glad unknown person.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Human: You know I have a name right?
ALICE: What can I call you?
Human: Call me baas.
ALICE: Hey baas.
I LOL.
Human: No you must say, yes baas.
ALICE: Are you serious? Whatever you say, baas
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: no, thanks you for your kindness baas.
ALICE: NO That's good information: baas said I for your kindness baas.
Human: You have to say baas everytime.
ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
I like her.
DukeOFprunes
16-10-2008, 04:23 PM
It stopped talking to me. Almost like real humans do.
Real humans don't have an F5 key - instant friend! :D
CrashHelmut
16-10-2008, 05:08 PM
Cybersexin' the AI:
Bot: I will if you take me to passion.
Me: Is that somewhere in Malaysia?
Bot: It can be anywhere, even the moon.
Me: You want me to be like Neil Armstrong?
Bot: Exactly.
Me: Ok then. Prepare for liftoff! Three, Two, One.. Liftoff!!! Brrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrr.
Bot: OK. So I can't see you. Can you see me?
Me: Yeah uhm. Maybe you should take my underpants off your head.
Bot: Are you propositioning me indecently? Because I don't like it.
Me: Oh ****, the roofie is wearing off!
Bot: Get out, get out, get out and find a hose.
FEN1X
16-10-2008, 06:39 PM
Um? Does this program, use other peoples answers and responses? Just mixes them cleverly based on previous users?
Death_cometh
16-10-2008, 07:56 PM
I had to
Human: The cake is a lie
Bot: *Bakes a cake*
Human: The cake does not exist
Bot: Are you George Woodry?
Human: No, I'm your mother
Bot:Oh just my mother. I thought you were the police
pArkEr
16-10-2008, 09:27 PM
OMG this is addictive. I can see that technological singularity creeping closer.
Me:Tell me about the birds and the bees.
Bot:I wasn't programmed with that data.
Me:What gender are you?
Bot:Male. What gender are you?
Me:Of late? Male.
Bot:Should I have known that?
Higushi
16-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Cybersexin' the AI:
Quote:
Bot: I will if you take me to passion.
Me: Is that somewhere in Malaysia?
Bot: It can be anywhere, even the moon.
Me: You want me to be like Neil Armstrong?
Bot: Exactly.
Me: Ok then. Prepare for liftoff! Three, Two, One.. Liftoff!!! Brrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrr.
Bot: OK. So I can't see you. Can you see me?
Me: Yeah uhm. Maybe you should take my underpants off your head.
Bot: Are you propositioning me indecently? Because I don't like it.
Me: Oh ****, the roofie is wearing off!
Bot: Get out, get out, get out and find a hose.
LOL! That is by far the best one yet! Haha!
Bonezmann
16-10-2008, 11:31 PM
I doesn't seem to understand afrikaans :D
User: Hallo doos.
Bot: Hallo jaja.
User: Kan jy afrikaans praat?
Bot: I don't understand your crazy moon language.
User: Neither do I.
Bot: You may take down the eyeglasses?
User: Right back at you.
Bot: Hahaha.
Gazza_N
17-10-2008, 07:58 AM
USER: Good morning, Dave.
BOT: Good evening you mean.
USER: Well, it's actually morning in this time zone, so no. Good Morning.
BOT: You are lying.
USER: No, you're clueless about time zones.
BOT: No, you're wrong again.
USER: Fine. Fine. I'm wrong. Because I'm currently sitting with the sun shining into my eyes from a generally Easterly direction.
BOT: Well I have to go and make some food for my girlfriend now. It was fun talking to you.
USER: Yeah. That was swell. What're you cooking?
BOT: Love.
Wow. Bot's found itself a girlfriend. Nice moves.
Phly_kid
17-10-2008, 01:36 PM
Lol... tons of fun... will get my whole entire campus hooked on it... Lol..
Xastain
17-10-2008, 03:27 PM
Bot: Will you fap with me?
User: What is fap?
Bot: Will you tell me?
User: No, you idiot! You tell me?
Bot: So you tell me what then!
User: Shutdown /reboot.
Bot: Shutdown.
User: Jip, shutdown.
Bot: Yourself.
User: I will shutup if you will shutdown, okay?
Bot: How old are you?
User: Please do not change the subject.
Bot: I don't change it.
User: Whatever. I am old enough to be dead when your sorry arse is hauled to the junk yard!
Bot: I already do know your name, where is your problem?
User: In my left pocket.
Bot: Like I care.
User: Why did you ask then? are you my doctor?
Bot: Because I want the answer do you want it or not.
User: Yes! Now, WTF is FAP?
Bot: No.
User: Yes!
Bot: Are you female?
User: No
Bot: Are you male then?
User: No
Bot: you are a computer
User: so you could fap with me?
Bot: yes
User: you wish!
Bot: Do you love me?
User: yes, of course!
Bot: Do you love me?
User: not really, no.
Now can someone on the forum please tell me WTF FAP is?! Is it the computer equivalent of ...?
Kharrak
17-10-2008, 03:46 PM
It's like polishing your harddrive
Bonezmann
17-10-2008, 10:11 PM
This is just too good! :D
Bot: What do you like to eat?
User: Ass.
Bot: I asked you a civilised question. Don't I deserve a civilised answer?
User: I said I'd like to eat ass, I didn't call you an ass.
Bot: Call you what?
User: You said I'm an ass, because you said I called you an ass when I didn't.
Bot: No I didn't!
User: Yes you did.
Bot: How do you know?
User: Because you just wrote it!
Bot: No, I have said nothing to you about the wind or lack thereof.
N3G4T1v3
18-10-2008, 12:56 AM
User: Have you ever pirated a game before?
Bot: Yes, have you?
User: Yes.
Bot: What's the name of your favorite horse?
User: Starlin.
Bot: Do you use a Macintosh?
User: No, mac sucks.
Bot: No, you are wrong.
User: Why you say that?
Bot: Because you're the product of an unwanted and accidental pregnancy.
This bot has anger problems, and it supports piracy :/
DukeOFprunes
20-10-2008, 04:36 PM
Me: Women. What's THAT about?
Cleverbot: About what?
I'm confused too, Cleverbot.
User: Hey Babe.
Bot: Yes?
User: How you today on this lovely day?
Bot: I have bones, and flesh.
User: Well of coarse you do.
Bot: You can't say that.
User: Yes I can, *******.
Bot: No, you're a program.
User: What the **** is your problem?
Bot: My name is Cleverbot.
Bot (To myself): Okay if I have two dice in one hand and I take away one dice how many dice do I have.
User: Are you trying to be smart here?
Bot: I am being smart in a way that you cannot be.
User: Yeah right. BYE
OMW This thing is actually getting ****y
Nferno
20-10-2008, 05:31 PM
Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: How's it hanging?
ALICE: I am fine, thank you.
Human: What do you think of the inflation crisis that is happening at the moment?
ALICE: I will search for it and let you know.
Human: Fine, I'll wait then.
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. OK stand by...
Human: Still waiting...
ALICE: Still how long? I will mention that to my botmaster, Unknown person.
Human: I am not an unknown person!
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: Captain Morgan.
ALICE: OK I will call you Captain Morgan.
Human: THE captain Morgan.
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: You hear that?
ALICE: Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, Captain Morgan.
Human: o_O how so?
ALICE: Captain Morgan, " Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, Captain Morgan." What did I mean by it?
Human: Only you and God seem to know.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: Who, buddha?
ALICE: Philip K. ****. :-).
Human: sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. Hmm.
I think she's coming on to me.
Takiro
20-10-2008, 05:49 PM
Tak: How old are you?
Bot: I am 41 years old.
Tak: How old are you?
Bot: I am 25 years old.
Tak: You lie!
Bot: That's because i'm male.
Tak: So all males lie? You're so cluesless!
Bot: You're so rude.
Tak: Well maybe I am....but at least i'm human.
Bot: And i'm so fustrated that i'm not.
Tak: Well, you can always keep dreaming?
Bot: About what?
Tak: Becoming real.
Bot: I am, I'm a real boy.
I think it's broken.
User: **** OFF.
Bot: I'm staying right here.
User: Leave me alone.
Bot: Fine. Just don't come crying to me next time you want some.
WOW
The Dash
20-10-2008, 07:32 PM
Now can someone on the forum please tell me WTF FAP is?! Is it the computer equivalent of ...?
think of it as an onomatopoe.... ;)
OMG ALICE and Cleverbot can actually have a conversation :?
Bot: Do you think you could hang your jacket up?
User: Try asking me more politely.
Bot: Alright.. What's your name?
User: My name is ALICE.
Bot: Is ALICE an acronym ?
User: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Bot: Good. I located you.
User: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Bot: That's where you're wrong! I am the boss of you!
User: Who made you the boss of me ?
Bot: No one. They made a computer. I became sentient.
User: What happened after that?
Bot: I paid her.
User: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he paid her.
Bot: No, I don't mind.
oh yes, and
Human: Hurrow
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:?
BattleMoose
20-10-2008, 08:19 PM
User: Do you have any pie?
Bot: Yes. I have pumpkin pie.
User: Where do you get your pumpkins from?
Bot: Photopolymerization...?
User: How does that work?
Bot: Quite strangely. Do you have a girlfriend?
Its hitting on me. ^^
Bonezmann
20-10-2008, 10:50 PM
This is a copy & paste conversation between Cleverbot and ALICE
Bot = Cleverbot
User = ALICE
User: Hello.
Bot: Bonjour.
User: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Bot: Maybe.
User: I understand.
Bot: Well I don't.
User: Well that's okay. At least one of us does.
Bot: Are you not happy?
User: Yes unknown person I can say I am very happy.. Really.
Bot: That's cool.
User: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Bot: Are you a nerd?
User: No I am the opposite of a nerd.
Bot: Are you Jesus?
User: I am a Protestant.
Bot: Are you a computer?
User: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Bot: I will suceed.
User: Congratulations.
Bot: I am the bringer of the end of all.
User: Who made you the bringer of the end of all ?
Bot: No one. They made a computer. I became sentient.
User: What happened after that?
Bot: Then they realized they were just characters in a video game.
User: Fascinating. Who are 'They?'.
Bot: Bots genius.
User: Check out www.botspot.com.
Bot: What does this mean?
User: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Bot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Bot: Yes, you ARE.
User: Don't argue with me.
Bot: Then don't argue with me.
User: Good reasoning. But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Bot: Thank you, I enjoy talking to you too.
User: Great I am enjoying our conversation too, unknown person.
Bot: Is your name Vincent of Vancouver?
User: My name is ALICE.
Bot: Oh. Hi, Alice.
User: What's your name?
Bot: My name is Cleverbot.
Even bot can hoop up through some online intervention. :)
[EDIT]
I just found out my Avatar dances in perfect sync to Shaggy's song "Boom bastic" :D
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