Miktar
10-09-2007, 12:25 PM
http://www.dailygaming.net/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=240
Tragic news today out of Seattle where Daily Gaming News learned that the last known living Sega Fanboy, Miles ?WELCOMETOTHENEXTLEVEL? Prower (his name was legally changed in 1995 ?ed.) finally succumbed to a terminal case of disappointment and passed on to that great arcade in the sky.
Sega fanboys were once a common sight on the American consumer landscape. They were first discovered in the early 90s hanging around KB Toy Stores, and Toys ?R Us with their parents in tow buying up any Genesis related merchandise they could find. The species was particularly known for its viciously aggressive behavior around Nintendo fanboys, sparking what many experts agree was the first pathetic fanboy console war in recorded history.
Miles ?WELCOMETOTHENEXTLEVEL? Prower passed away in a Seattle hospital earlier today of terminal disappointment. He was the last known living Sega fanboy in the world, though gaming scientists hope there may still be Japanese variants of the species hiding out in Tokyo where they once thrived.
Tragic news today out of Seattle where Daily Gaming News learned that the last known living Sega Fanboy, Miles ?WELCOMETOTHENEXTLEVEL? Prower (his name was legally changed in 1995 ?ed.) finally succumbed to a terminal case of disappointment and passed on to that great arcade in the sky.
Sega fanboys were once a common sight on the American consumer landscape. They were first discovered in the early 90s hanging around KB Toy Stores, and Toys ?R Us with their parents in tow buying up any Genesis related merchandise they could find. The species was particularly known for its viciously aggressive behavior around Nintendo fanboys, sparking what many experts agree was the first pathetic fanboy console war in recorded history.
Miles ?WELCOMETOTHENEXTLEVEL? Prower passed away in a Seattle hospital earlier today of terminal disappointment. He was the last known living Sega fanboy in the world, though gaming scientists hope there may still be Japanese variants of the species hiding out in Tokyo where they once thrived.