Underachievement Unlocked

[Telur]

Well we had some fun yesterday on IRC posting Underachievements (Achievements for playing badly or just plain hilarious things that happen in games)

So post your Underachievements here

L4D:
Underachievement Unlocked: STALKER OF NOTE - As a hunter only pounce or damage a female human player (Zoey) for an entire campaign.

[Paradox]

Gears of War:

Underachievement Unlocked: WRETCHED LUCK - While chainsawing a wretch, get incapacitated by another wretch.

[CrashHelmut]

Team Fortress 2:

OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS - Get killed by the same sentry 5 times during the same round.

WHICH WAY? - After exiting the teleporter, run in the wrong direction all the way back to friendly spawn.

I'M NEW HERE OKAY! - Uber an enemy spy just after he has backstabbed a friendly unit in plain view.

WHOOPS! BUTTERFINGERS - Accidentally deploy an uber whilst behind the closed gate in setup time.

SPIES LIKE US - After running through a friendly unit, turn around and spy-check him.

[Gazza_N]

Gears of War

SORE FINGERS: Kill yourself with your own Hammer of Dawn shot.

DANCE OF DEATH: Get downed and revived twice in quick succession.

TUNNEL VISION: Get killed by another sniper's headshot while yourself aiming with the Longshot Scope.

TOO SLOW: Get killed by your own planted grenade.

JAMMIN': Fail five Active Reloads in a row.

[Jeronkey]

Team Fortress 2:
TRAINING TIME : Get killed by a train while you have a fully charged uber ready.

I WONDER WHERE THIS GOES..? : Get telefragged by an enemy teleporter.


WHICH WAY? - After exiting the teleporter, run in the wrong direction all the way back to friendly spawn.

Ooh! I have that one! :P

[Paradox]

L4D:

CUNNILINGUS - Playing as Zoey, get tongue roped by the Smoker.

ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME - Playing as a male survivor, get killed by the witch or team killed by Zoey.

[dammit]

TF2:

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! : Kill yourself trying to attempt a rocket jump

FAILURE TO LAUNCH: Being killed as you exit friendly spawn area

SWITZERLAND: Do nothing for several rounds

PATRIOTIC NEUTRALITY: Attempting to heal members of the opposing team and ignoring your own

[FreakKing]

TF2:

FAILING TO LIGHT: Try burning an enemy while both of you are underwater.

ONE FOR THE TEAM: Jump in front of a crit rocket/grenade to shield your team.

TOO SLOW FOR THE TEAM: Jump in front of a crit rocket/grenade to shield your team, but getting them blown up, instead.

[Telur]

L4D:

I LIKE MY MARSHMALLOWS TOASTED: As a Boomer die from being set on fire.

HOTSHOT: As a surviver set your entire team on fire using a molatave.

[Turkish]

I have never experienved any of the things mentioned in this thread. Ever.

[FoX]

I think I need to go check my TF2 Underachievement. I R EPIC FAIL IN TF2

no really i do, just ask some of the ppl I have played with, I get lost alot :/

[Tigman_1]

TEAM FORTRESS 2:

BACK STAB AT THE TELE-PORTER - i found an unguarded enemy teleporter, thinking great, as soon as the people come, i'll just back stab them, but no, as soon as one arrives, i get an instance death?

OMF- being spy, attempting backstabing an engi with a level 3 sentry gun between us.

SPY VS SPY - Being killed by more spies than im killing enemy heavies.(as spy)

[Squid]

Savage:

THIS LOOKS IMPORTANT: Build a garrison or sub-lair in your own base.

DIE RICH: At the start of the map, immediately start mining gold with all the workers.

PETTING ZOO: Farm NPCs for an entire round, without seeing an enemy.

RETURN TO BASE!: Ignore your commanders gateway for a whole two minutes until it is destroyed.

UNDER EFFECTIVE: As a summoner, spend ages destroying a tower, without realising it's covered by a shield.

[Stalker 103]

Gears of War:

OUCH THAT SMARTS: Getting stuck on the same car when decoupling the rain.

DAMMIT: Getting 6 Failed reloads one after the other

STUPID PIECE OF ****: Getting 12 failed reloads one after the other.

[Soppy]

TF2:

WAIT? IS THAT GLO... : Kill youself as a Demo with a crit sticky bomb.(trying to bomb jump)
HEY!!!! HE FASTER THAN LOOK!!: As a heavy be killed be an unassisted scout.

[Kharrak]

L4D:

OVER SHOT: As a hunter, attempt to pounce a survivor in the No Mercy finale, miss, and fly of the roof.

LEERROY LIVES AGAIN: As a survivor, walk into a trap set by the infected players that you knew was there, that your entire team was warned about and were moving away from, and was utterly obvious to start with. All survivors die as a result.

GLORY HOLE: As a boomber get shot and killed through a wall you were hiding behind within five seconds of spawning.

DISCO INFERNO: When all four survivors fall back into a room by a tank, throw a Molotov at the tank, setting it a light, along with the entire room and all the survivors. Die screaming.

RETURN TO SENDER: Throw a pipe bomb down an area to successfully draw away a large horde of infected, and accidentally startle the witch everyone snuck by two minutes ago with the resulting blast.

SURPRISE GUESTS: During the Death Toll finale, accidentally startle the witch everyone passed miles away, while shooting at the charging tank with the Machine gun.

YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME: Mistake Bill for an infected and down him.

Team Fortress 2

SCOUTING PARTY: Find the locations of five enemy sentries.... the hard way.

COLOUR BLIND: Confuse which team you are on, and fruitlessly attempt to kill your teammates while running along with the enemy team.

YAKETY SAX: As an engineer, chase a spy around your buildings for an entire minute attempting to kill him with your wrench as he saps your buildings.

PRICEY PARANOIA: As a pyro, run into the front lines only to realize that you have used up 90% of your flame ammo on spy checking while on the way there.

Gears of War 2

FRIENDLY FIRE ISN'T: Kill yourself and the rest of your team with the Mortar when desperately trying to kill the players attacking you.

[FEN1X]

TF2:

I CLICKED, I CLICKED, PROMISE: As medic, Uber a teammate just after he dies.

ARE THOSE MINE?: As Demoman, forget where you planted your stickies and then blow yourself up when detonating.

JUST ONE MORE SECOND: Die from flames, just before you get to the healthpack.

MA BABY JUST KILLED MA: As Engineer, get killed by your own sentry.

JUST KEEP BUILDING, BUILDING, BUILDING: As Engineer, rebuild a sentry in the same spot and watch hopelessly as it gets destroyed by long range demo/soldier shots. Then build it again.

[Telur]

L4D:

TREASONOUS BLINDFIRE: Incapacitate one or more of your fellow survives after being puked on by a boomer.

[^Liberate]

JUST ONE MORE SECOND: Die from flames, just before you get to the healthpack.
Underachievement unlocked...again...and again...and again...Goddam pyros -.-

[Stalker 103]

Team Fortress 2:

JUST A LITTLE FARTHER: Rocket Jump and land in the path of the Train

SPY VS SPY VS SPY: Being a Spy and Killing another Spy only to get killed by another Spy.

NOT ME YOU IDIOTS THEM: Being a Spy but accidentally choose to look like the enemy and get killed by all your teamamtes.

[Kharrak]

NOT ME YOU IDIOTS THEM: Being a Spy but accidentally choose to look like the enemy and get killed by all your teamamtes.

You haven't played TF2, have you? :P

[Stalker 103]

No ****. When did you figure that out? It's just for fun.

[Squid]

No ****. When did you figure that out? It's just for fun.

You've missed the point totally.

[Paradox]

Half Life 2:

EUREKA! - Attempt to kill the first vortigaunt you see with your crowbar for a minute before realising its friendly.

[Stalker 103]

Half Life 2:

EUREKA! - Attempt to kill the first vortigaunt you see with your crowbar for a minute before realising its friendly.

Also got that one. Oh and sorry for bieng mean. I dont get out very often. And there arent any other kids here where I live.

[Telur]

TF2 & L4D:
THE KRAKEN: Spend an entire campaign not once saying anything over the microphone only to say one word near the end which results in your whole team wiping.

[edg3]

Gears of War 2:

THE (T)RAIN: Die in the rain outside the science compound in the same spot 5 times because you failed to climb onto the trains to progress.

[wir]

TF2
RUBILAC JUMP(inside joke) : Fail to successfully rocket jump 3 consecutive times.

TROUBLING PRIORITIES : Needing less than 10hp, grab a health kit from underneath a medic's nose seconds before he burns to death.

ANTI CLIMAX : Pull off 6 solo kills only to accidentally walk of a edge that's a little too high and fall to death.

BURNING ENGINEER OF TERROR(inside joke) : For a full 10 seconds, strike fear into a group of enemies, as you run around burning among your them, flailing your wrench about, with them unable to kill you, finally burning to death.


TF2:

WAIT? IS THAT GLO... : Kill youself as a Demo with a crit sticky bomb.(trying to bomb jump)
HEY!!!! HE FASTER THAN LOOK!!: As a heavy be killed be an unassisted scout.
Hehe, crit stickies don't actually do more self damage than a normal sticky as far as I know - Along with crit rockets. ;)


Also got that one. Oh and sorry for bieng mean. I dont get out very often. And there arent any other kids here where I live.
For God's sake, just shut the **** up.

[Kensei]

Gears of War 2:

THE (T)RAIN: Die in the rain outside the science compound in the same spot 5 times because you failed to climb onto the trains to progress.

Dammit, I was going to put this one >_<

:: goes back to thinking about a good one :( ::

[dislekcia]

TF2:

DEATHSPENCER: Dominate someone through them killing themselves on your dispenser as they futilely pump ammo at it, close-range.
NOBODY SAW THAT, DID THEY?: As a cloaked spy, crouch and strafe through an entire barrage of enemy fire, only to die to a wrench.

Gears 2:

NOT TO B: Lose every chainsaw duel in an entire match.
HEADIE FEELING: Forget which side you're on, kill a team mate with a truly epic headshot.

Starcraft:

GANGSTER YO: Have every single one of your SCVs/Drones/Probes mind controlled away from you. Lose to the resulting harvester army.
TOAST OF EVIL: Lose a match to someone who isn't even playing anymore.
STELLAR PERFORMANCE: Play non-stop for over 10 years to the exculsion of all other games. Fail to be the best player ever.
FAT HAMBURGER: Get so used to disconnecting that you do it even when you're about to win.
KEKEKEKEKEKE: Have an enemy unit on over 100 kills.
SEMI-PRO: Play so much tower defense and other custom maps that you forget the hotkeys.

War 3:

JOCK-STRAPPED: Insist that DotA is free. Play in DotA competitions even though you don't own a legal version of Warcraft.

[Aequitas]

Gears of War

THE CHAIN(SAW) OF GORE: Initiate a situation where every member of both teams interrupts someone busy chainsawing, by chainsawing them, until only 1 person is left.

TOO MANY COOKS: Needlessly help 2 or more teammates chainsaw an enemy, just to all be killed by a grenade.

TOO (MUCH) B: After being tagged by a grenade, down the opponent with melee attacks, then explode, not killing the opponent. Then watch them get up.

[FoX]

TF2

BUT I HAD IT IN MY HAND: Die right after you pickup the sandwich.

[Graal]

Cod 5:

Red Heart - Get stabbed in the back by a banzai soldier straight after reviving your own friend in co-op.

TF2:

Same team *******! - Forget which color your team is and get killed by running into the enemy base for health restore.

[FEN1X]

TF2:

WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN: Fall to your death after a rocked/stickyjump.

[Graal]

Tf2:

Yai, safe! - While playing scout dodge away from an enemy just to land in the midst of a crowd of enemies.

Oblivion:

A friend in need... - Kill an Imperial Legion soldier just to realise he wasn't shooting at you,but at the creature that you didn't realise was chasing you. (I switched the music off so I never knew when something was chasing me unless I saw it by accident)

Brothers in Arms(whole series):

America doesn't need you - Destroy a whole squad by accidentally issueing an order that put's them dircetly in the line of fire.

[Stalker 103]

Medal of Honor Pacific Assault:

God is not happy: Getting killed during training

Anti-Allied Anti Air: Accidentally Destroying all my planes with the Flak Cannon

[phreak]

Train wreck: killed 10000 times in pvp
warhammer online.

At least last night i gained the killed 1000 witchhunters title. lol.

[FoX]

HL2 EP2:

WHACK IT WITH A CROWBAR JUST IN CASE: You actually went and whacked the gunship with your crowbar.

[Aesir]

COD4 -

I R l33t - Have more than one P90 with different attachments.

Lemme check to make sure - Wait for an enemy to kill your teamie before you kill him.

Because I CAN! - Have a tube in all your custom slots. And more than one in a single slot.

Soz - Keep shooting at a teamie with a pistol even though you are loosing health.

BarbieSquash!?!? - Yell BS or hax 20 000 times in a single round.


TF2 -

*******! - Go spy to get revenge on a person that is dominating you.

It's not hax, I'm just lazy/incompetent - Use a script to rocketjump/shoot a pistol. (Just had to)

Ah poopies - Go melee on full health and full ammo when the enemy does and miss him untill he kills you.

Denied - Kill yourself on low health or not to burn to death. (does not apply that much anymore but still lame)

**** this, I deserve better - Ragequit or quit/spectate and rejoin the winning team. (Yeah I'm looking at you P/ZL/etc etc)

Double agent - Tell the team to do something but accidentally say it to the other team as well.

[cr@zydude]

Double agent - Tell the team to do something but accidentally say it to the other team as well.

There are some people that don't understand this, even after you try to point it out to them.

[Knik_knaX]

TF2

Rifle Fodder - See the enemy sniper's laser sight and get headshoted 5 times by charging in regardless.

Team Domination - Get dominated by every person on the opposite team in one round.

[Graal]

There are some people that don't understand this, even after you try to point it out to them.

Yeah! It's true...err...I don't do it hey...does telling people to shoot demoman stickybombs count?

[The Dash]

HL2 : EP2
Forgetful - Carry the gnome around the whole game, only to lose him near the end

CoD5
Braaains - Run out of ammo and get eaten before you can switch to your secondary weapon that is full

[Kensei]

Finally, thought of some

Unreal Tournament 3 (or any Shoot em up)

I Think I am Being Watched: Being followed by a member of the opposite team halfway across the map before realizing it.

We Shall Overcome: Trying to stop a Leviathan with just a rocket launcher

[^Liberate]

Double agent - Tell the team to do something but accidentally say it to the other team as well. I do this on purpose at LANs...except I speak. Make sure they hear. Then type in team chat to do the opposite of what I said. xD

[Paradox]

TF2:

BDSM- Get dominated by at least 3 medics in one round.

[dammit]

TF2:

BDSM- Get dominated by at least 3 medics in one round.

That title is win!

[Telur]

DoW2:
Where's my Waaagh - Running around for 5 minutes around the map without once engaging the enemy.

WAR:
Langoliers - You and two other squig herders have your squigs attack a single enemy.

[Graal]

Tf2:

I never knew that! - Find out that the class you are best at is the one you've been avoiding because you thought it was incredibly difficult to play.

[L0S]

TF2:

I'm lost - Get auto balanced without noticing, then try to kill your own team mates, because you don't remember the auto balance.

[Graal]

TF2:

I'm lost - Get auto balanced without noticing, then try to kill your own team mates, because you don't remember the auto balance.

Now that happened a lot, up until I realised I'm a very good spy, now I'm never last on the scoreboard anymore.

[Oeaks]

Left4Dead:

So long and Thanks for All the Fish: Get revived by a teammate during the finale as the transport arrives, and then leave them to fight off the the horde while you limp away to safety. You must be the only survivor left.

[Takiro]

Guitar Hero.

Hanson Hero: Fail anything in the first set 3 times on easy.

[Chainsaw]

Now that happened a lot, up until I realised I'm a very good spy, now I'm never last on the scoreboard anymore.

Being auto-balanced has nothing to do with score, but time joined. I've been auto-balanced while close to the top as well.

[cr@zydude]

Now that happened a lot, up until I realised I'm a very good spy, now I'm never last on the scoreboard anymore.


Being auto-balanced has nothing to do with score, but time joined. I've been auto-balanced while close to the top as well.

I thought that it happens to the first person that dies after the auto team balance warning goes off. At least that's how it's always (twice) happened to me.

[Graal]

Being auto-balanced has nothing to do with score, but time joined. I've been auto-balanced while close to the top as well.

Oh, it's just that I was usually last whenever I got autobalanced

[Gazza_N]

Gears 2

Dual Duel Failure: Have two members of your team start up a chainsaw duel with two members of the opposing team, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AT THE SAME TIME, and have both members of your team fail the duel.

(True story, folks!)

[dislekcia]

Gears 2

Dual Duel Failure: Have two members of your team start up a chainsaw duel with two members of the opposing team, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AT THE SAME TIME, and have both members of your team fail the duel.

(True story, folks!)

Related part of same story...

Wing-Wrong: Down the last of your enemies through awesome teamwork, only to have both you and your wingman die to the mortar he fired off ages ago.

[^Liberate]

TF2:

I'm lost - Get auto balanced without noticing, then try to kill your own team mates, because you don't remember the auto balance.

Happens all the time in CoD5 :(

[PloPshoP]

Darwin Was Wrong: Be immensely disappointed with Spore after shelling out R450 for it.

[edg3]

Gears 2:

Very Secure: Get trapped behind the security lasers in horde and be the last team mate alive only because you didnt know what they were.

[Squid]

Gears 2

Dual Duel Failure: Have two members of your team start up a chainsaw duel with two members of the opposing team, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AT THE SAME TIME, and have both members of your team fail the duel.

(True story, folks!)

Guilty.

*High fives Aequitas


Related part of same story...

Wing-Wrong: Down the last of your enemies through awesome teamwork, only to have both you and your wingman die to the mortar he fired off ages ago.

I thought it was a mulcher okay...