DeathStar Price = $15,602,022,489,829,821,422,840,226.94.

[Soppy]

If you had $15.6 septillion and 94 cents in your account, would you save the world from the economic crisis or build a Death Star, destroy the world, and move on to invade the galaxy?

That's not a moon! (http://i.gizmodo.com/5146010/death-star-costs-156-septillion-14-trillion-times-the-us-debt)

[pArkEr]

Drat, anybody got a buck on them?

[KFC]

To be Honest, it is possible to build it, but the Earth's resources will be completely extracted if the Deathstar reaches around 20% of completion. What would be the only option, is to find a planet or moon, "in the area" and extract the raw materials from there.
(To bad, I take this far too serious)

[{G}Zulu]

I would build the Death Star!!!!

[Flangenimblick]

That's not a moon! (http://i.gizmodo.com/5146010/death-star-costs-156-septillion-14-trillion-times-the-us-debt)



Awesome find!



And just for the sake of accuracy the quote is "That's no moon." (http://thatsnomoon.com/)

[BattleMoose]

Can mine please come with an steel grate, so some damnable Jedi Knights don't come flying into my Death Star and drop a small bomb into my reactor and blow everything to hell. Just a steel grate, WILL PAY XTRA!

[{G}Zulu]

Me too!!! Damn Jedi!!!

[EP1]

what's that in Zim dollars?

[Zen]

what's that in Zim dollars?

Overflow error, thats what it is.

[Stalker 103]

Ill buy it and pimp it out with such a big stereo that the Glass Planet of Spurg will shatter. And also and a Grill so my Storm Troopers can party all night long. And a Hotrod Flames Paint Job.

[Chaos]

Ever wonder what happened to all the stormtroopers?
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/unemployment.jpg

[Graal]

That really made my day Chaos. Nice find.

All I can say is, who the hell has the time to calculate the cost of a Deathstar?
Imagine all the girls you'll be taking...err, getting, with that thing.

[onona]

Imagine all the girls you'll be taking...err, getting, with that thing.

Yeah cuz, you know, chicks are really shallow and totally into guys who own loads and loads of expensive stuff.

*rolls eyes*

[brazed]

Yeah cuz, you know, chicks are really shallow and totally into guys who own loads and loads of expensive stuff.

*rolls eyes*

Well, to be fair, it's a freaking Death Star. I'd so totaly get with anyone who has one.

[Chaos]

Just thought Id add these in as well.
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comics/irreg0109.jpg
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comics/irreg0058.jpg
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comics/irreg0067.jpg

[CrashHelmut]

Well, to be fair, it's a freaking Death Star. I'd so totaly get with anyone who has one.
Even this guy?
http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn355/crashhelmut/nag/spaceballs.jpg
:P

[onona]

Dark Helmet is totally hot.

[Predator]

If I somehow managed to obtain the cash I would build one and hold the world up for ransom.
And to demonstrate it's power I would blow up all the other planets in our solar system.

[wir]

If I somehow managed to obtain the cash I would build one and hold the world up for ransom.
And to demonstrate it's power I would blow up all the other planets in our solar system.
Hold the world for ransom?

You have a Death Star - you don't need money, not even the world for that matter.

[Graal]

Yeah cuz, you know, chicks are really shallow and totally into guys who own loads and loads of expensive stuff.

*rolls eyes*

Some are :p
Though you'd constantly have to be on the lookout for poison in your coffee, rattlesnakes in your underwear drawer and little things like that.

I mean, if you own a Deathstar, it makes Bill Gates' fortune look like pocket money...

[Predator]

Hold the world for ransom?

You have a Death Star - you don't need money, not even the world for that matter.

Good point. But if one of you magicly recieved this vast sum of money would you.

A: Buy a deathstar and destroy the world.
B: Take the money and donate it too charity.
C: Keep it all for yourself and buy all the stuff you have ever wanted.
D: Purchase Zimbabwe.
E: Recruit an army and take over the world.

I would take C

[Aesir]

Pfft they are overcharging you guys I can get a deathstar for a mere $14,602,022,489,829,821,422,840,226.

[Chippit]

Good point. But if one of you magicly recieved this vast sum of money would you.

A: Buy a deathstar and destroy the world.
B: Take the money and donate it too charity.
C: Keep it all for yourself and buy all the stuff you have ever wanted.
D: Purchase Zimbabwe.

*ahem*

prep. to:
In the direction of
Denoting infinitive case

adv. too:
To a degree exceeding normal or proper limits
In addition, as well


If it doesn't mean 'in excess' or 'as well', then it's 'to', not 'too'. Stop getting this wrong. It's not difficult.

[Stalker 103]

I would use it to Destroy Zimbabwe.

[James Donaldson]

I would use it to Destroy Zimbabwe.

Now...you see, the problem with that, is Zimbabwe is kinda attached to the REST OF THE WORLD.

[pArkEr]

I'd say it's worth it :P
OR we could Agent 47 Muagbe's ass. Save much button pushing.

[Flangenimblick]

I would use it to Destroy Zimbabwe.



I laughed so hard when I read that I fell of my chair and sprained my wrist. Seriously, that's funny.

Just try imagine for a second the Death Star blowing up Zimbabwe (leave you scientific reasoning at the door) and just think about how freaking funny that would be!

[Ajust]

I laughed so hard when I read that I fell of my chair and sprained my wrist. Seriously, that's funny.

Just try imagine for a second the Death Star blowing up Zimbabwe (leave you scientific reasoning at the door) and just think about how freaking funny that would be!

After everythng they've been through, the Zim people prolly wouldn't be surprised :/

[Stalker 103]

Yes that seems improbable but in Star Wars Infinities A New Hope the Comic, the Death Star destroyed the Rebel Base and didnt get to destroy the planet. You caould obviously choose how much oomph you want for the laser.

[J3n0va]

After everythng they've been through, the Zim people prolly wouldn't be surprised :/

fotflmao.
Wait, lets think about this for a second, what happens when it hits Zimbabwe? I mean SA's right next door.... wouldn't like AOE get us too.... 0_o

[Drakus]

I don't smoke so maybe they can remove the cigarette lighter and I can save that 94 cents. :p

When I saw that figure I thought that it was an article relating to the inflation rate of Zimbabwe. But then I saw that they were actually serious.


Yeah cuz, you know, chicks are really shallow and totally into guys who own loads and loads of expensive stuff.

*rolls eyes*

Chicks swooning over a guy that owns a death star is not shallow. Maybe ambitious, but not shallow. :rolleyes:

[HolyMackerel]

Hey, does anybody have $15.6 septillion, I have the 94 cents. I am willing to share the DeathStar. . .??

[Stalker 103]

Here you go. :Gives 256.12 Septrillion to KFC: Now we can buy one Death Star and A Executor Class Super Star Destroyer and 12 Imperial Star Destroyers :Gives one Destroyer to Chippit, James Donaldson, Bonezmann, KFC Gets the Executor, and me and KFC get the Death Star MK5(Includes Giant walking Robot Legs and Arms so that it can smoosh Zimbabwe across the Continent, and 5 Super Lasers):

[Garson007]

I'd like to point everyone towards the most expensive component - Transport. If you can figure out a way to transport something from earth into low earth orbit with just an order of ten in the amount of relative expense, you would have advanced humanity by such a measure, that you can't even imagine how big the advance would be.

[Flangenimblick]

I'd like to point everyone towards the most expensive component - Transport. If you can figure out a way to transport something from earth into low earth orbit with just an order of ten in the amount of relative expense, you would have advanced humanity by such a measure, that you can't even imagine how big the advance would be.


If we had the ability to build a Death Star I'm pretty sure transport would have been sorted by then...

[Nferno]

I'd like to point everyone towards the most expensive component - Transport. If you can figure out a way to transport something from earth into low earth orbit with just an order of ten in the amount of relative expense, you would have advanced humanity by such a measure, that you can't even imagine how big the advance would be.

And that's where the Spaceward Foundation (http://www.spaceward.org/elevator2010) comes in.

[Garson007]

Space Elevators have problems of their own, including safety*, slowing down the speed (compared to the speed it's already slowing down to, of course I'm talking millions of years here) at which the earth would turn, etc etc.

*Edit: By safety, I mean the safety of the elevator itself, not the people on the earth.

[KFC]

Why worry so much over transportation costs,
when Scotties New Highway (http://forums.tidemedia.co.za/nag/showthread.php?t=9542) is being built. :p

[Frozenfireside]

I would still buy a death star but threaten anyone in the world who isn't nice to everyone else. Ergo keeping the peace by having the biggest gun. I would still stun Zim though-then someone could remove Mugabe and put him in a zoo with no blood shed.

Damn I should so be a U.N. peach keeper :-P

[Garson007]

Why worry so much over transportation costs,
when Scotties New Highway (http://forums.tidemedia.co.za/nag/showthread.php?t=9542) is being built. :p
Transporting information from one point to another is not the same as transporting matter from one point to another; even if you built a message receiver in space it wouldn't suddenly make matter appear out of thin air.

[Graal]

Damn I should so be a U.N. peach keeper :-P

No, I think apples might be a better choice.

I never looked, does that price include the building costs? I bet that thing won't be completed in my lifetime even if I buy it. Maybe a present for my grandchildren;)

[KNiVeS]

To be Honest, it is possible to build it, but the Earth's resources will be completely extracted if the Deathstar reaches around 20% of completion. What would be the only option, is to find a planet or moon, "in the area" and extract the raw materials from there.
(To bad, I take this far too serious)

Could you suck more crap out your finger please?

[Glordit]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/darth-vader-beggar.jpg

Every cent counts...

[HolyMackerel]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/darth-vader-beggar.jpg

Every cent counts...

Hehehe, epic. . .