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Ajust
02-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Found some lolz to share: http://dedroidify.blogspot.com/2009/01/jesus-lol111.html


http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/283/jesushealsblindmanlol8k.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9051/j30ej.jpg

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6529/angelvisitsmarylol2ha.jpg

MonGooS
02-03-2009, 04:35 PM
Sorry, didn't find them funny... at all...

KFC
02-03-2009, 04:39 PM
Uhm, Ajust, have you actually noticed the endless debates about such topics as these, lately?

Predator
02-03-2009, 04:41 PM
Those are so not funny. Btw stuff like this can start religeon wars on the forums.

onona
02-03-2009, 04:43 PM
These two are great.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/SXXdjmXSfUI/AAAAAAAAAu8/X9kz5APm1yo/s400/jesus4dz0ws.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/SXXdQ2xNVKI/AAAAAAAAAu0/VPAFxSYIt1o/s400/jesus18bs.jpg

They're so stupid that they're actually hilarious. Most of them are a bit crap though.

Miktar
02-03-2009, 04:45 PM
Oh, they're not so bad. Besides, they make Jesus very endearing. Kinda like how Family Guy portrays him, and his dad.

wisp
02-03-2009, 04:46 PM
Not funny , this just leads to another endless religious flamewar again and again ad nauseum

Miktar
02-03-2009, 04:47 PM
Oh please. If a Christian has issue with THESE, then they're really anal-retentive and should go re-evaluate their religion.

http://www.highway29.net/camels.jpg

"The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor." ~Richard Bach

wisp
02-03-2009, 04:52 PM
Oh please. If a Christian has issue with THESE, then they're really anal-retentive and should go re-evaluate their religion.



I have no issue with these but i bet you one million internets someone will get all bent out of shape about these ...

Predator
02-03-2009, 04:55 PM
I have no issue with these but i bet you one million internets someone will get all bent out of shape about these ...

I agree. I don't want to fight so I will just stay out of this thread.

Miktar
02-03-2009, 04:55 PM
Yeah, well. That person obviously shouldn't be on the Internet.

Q-Man
02-03-2009, 04:57 PM
Raptor Jesus is superior, but still a good laugh :)

GhOsT_828
02-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Amusing.

Ajust
02-03-2009, 05:01 PM
They're so stupid that they're actually hilarious.

That was the appeal for me.

Religious flame wars?
Maybe it's my not being christian, but I can't see how this could offend anyone.

Does it make a difference that this was started by someone who calls himself/herself christian? [link] (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=158586)

Miktar
02-03-2009, 05:02 PM
I will bet you R100 that in under a decade, the mighty Christian Consumer Merchandise Machine (part of CUM Books, no less) will have shirts with JesusLol images on them, to appear hip to the internet youth. C'mon, we already have Christian Death Metal....

onona
02-03-2009, 05:10 PM
Amen.

cr@zydude
02-03-2009, 05:16 PM
I didn't really think that they were funny. Though I do see this thread going downhill as soon as someone takes exeption to the pictures.

dislekcia
02-03-2009, 05:18 PM
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1086/jesushealsblindmanlolof.jpg

You know, if everyone were slightly less worried about hypothetical people taking hypothetical offense to things, the trons would be a lot less tarded.

wir
02-03-2009, 05:19 PM
Wtf.

This is not funny at all. How can someone clearly mock a religion like this?!

I demand this thread be locked.

NOW.

wisp
02-03-2009, 05:21 PM
Wtf.

This is not funny at all. How can someone clearly mock a religion like this?!

I demand this thread be locked.

NOW.
I win 1 million internets please :D

onona
02-03-2009, 05:24 PM
You know, if everyone were slightly less worried about hypothetical people taking hypothetical offense to things, the trons would be a lot less tarded.

I know :/

I think this thread would be more fun if it was just a bunch of pictures instead of a peanut gallery harping on about how some people may find it offensive. If you find it offensive, why are you reading the damn thread? Go play outside.

Kaboos
02-03-2009, 05:24 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/SXXdQ2xNVKI/AAAAAAAAAu0/VPAFxSYIt1o/s400/jesus18bs.jpg

lulz

Miktar
02-03-2009, 05:28 PM
You realize wir was joking, right? :P

onona
02-03-2009, 05:30 PM
I didn't see wir's post until now. I'm talking about all the people going on about how the thread is going to turn into a flame war - they're simply instigating what could turn out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

dislekcia
02-03-2009, 05:36 PM
I know :/

I think this thread would be more fun if it was just a bunch of pictures instead of a peanut gallery harping on about how some people may find it offensive. If you find it offensive, why are you reading the damn thread? Go play outside.

Personally, I take offense at people taking offense.

Suck on that, hypothetical offense apologists.

Ajust
02-03-2009, 05:38 PM
Personally, I take offense at people taking offense.

Suck on that, hypothetical offense apologists.

I take offense to that.

[/offense]

Kensei
02-03-2009, 05:40 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/SXXdjmXSfUI/AAAAAAAAAu8/X9kz5APm1yo/s400/jesus4dz0ws.jpg

Awesomeness :D

dammit
02-03-2009, 05:59 PM
moar pics plz!

FoX
02-03-2009, 06:33 PM
o_o



i like the knock knock one.

Phantom_ZA
02-03-2009, 06:33 PM
What interests me is that out of all the amusing comic strips available, he posts a religious one.

pArkEr
02-03-2009, 06:53 PM
So? Isn't this specific strip the topic of this thread?

btw, lolz for the week.

Inphidel
02-03-2009, 07:02 PM
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/_stripper.JPG

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/siatica/lol-jesus-brb.jpg

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/019/d/0/LOL_RAPTOR_JESUS_by_Devious_Derek.jpg

pArkEr
02-03-2009, 07:08 PM
OMFG, the middle one had me in stitches.

FEN1X
02-03-2009, 07:10 PM
"BRB" Loooooooooooooooooooooool.

Ruandre
02-03-2009, 07:13 PM
Yup, the brb one got a chuckle out of me too.

Ch@pS
02-03-2009, 07:17 PM
Pretty lulz worthy. :)

.dB
02-03-2009, 07:43 PM
Yup, the brb one got a chuckle out of me too.
Same. And the dog one for some stupid reason.

Lysis
02-03-2009, 08:28 PM
Whilst I advocate freedom of speech and all that, I take issue with this thread. I fail to see how somebody can be so tactless. The recent religious debate in this forum has given rise to a climate which is most certainly not suited to a thread such as this. It is obvious that a joke as tasteless as this will cause trouble/outrage. While I might not exactly find all the content in this thread offensive, just remember that for many religious people cracking jokes about religion is about as bad as making racist/sexist jokes.

I am not spoiling for a fight here, I just think this forum has seen enough religious debating and flamming for the time being.

Domanskip
02-03-2009, 08:32 PM
Whilst I advocate freedom of speech and all that, I take issue with this thread. I fail to see how somebody can be so tactless. The recent religious debate in this forum has given rise to a climate which is most certainly not suited to a thread such as this. It is obvious that a joke as tasteless as this will cause trouble/outrage. While I might not exactly find all the content in this thread offensive, just remember that for many religious people cracking jokes about religion is about as bad as making racist/sexist jokes.

I am not spoiling for a fight here, I just think this forum has seen enought religious debating and flamming for the time being.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/ubercomments/insults/007.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f194/Amazingrace110559/Raptor_JesusLOL.jpg

Scorch621
02-03-2009, 08:42 PM
No not funny....I dont like fighting about religon....

Lysis
02-03-2009, 08:43 PM
While I am here I might as well ask about this Raptor Jesus meme, where does it come from?

FEN1X
02-03-2009, 09:18 PM
While I am here I might as well ask about this Raptor Jesus meme, where does it come from?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Raptorjesus

Ajust
02-03-2009, 09:55 PM
What interests me is that out of all the amusing comic strips available, he posts a religious one.


"He" as in me?

Signor 65
02-03-2009, 10:04 PM
Some of those are actually pretty funny, but in a really weird way. The BRB LOL one was so cool :p

Death_cometh
02-03-2009, 10:05 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ad/Athiestmizbadcomic.gif

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b2/Isyourhousemateanatheist.jpg

My 2 cents

James Donaldson
02-03-2009, 10:13 PM
I find a few of them funny and I really liked the 'BRB' one. The rest, weren't that great.

Also why the sudden 'Flamewar Fear'? They're just a joke (and it's not really moking anything), you either find it funny or you don't.

http://www.themousetrap.co.za/comikaze/comics/2004-03-25.jpg

kolle_hond
02-03-2009, 10:24 PM
I usually just stand back when I see threads like this one (aka I lurk and don't participate), reason being i've seen too many guys(on both sides of the argument) say stuff without thinking about the implications and thus getting the thread locked. The funny thing is how I can actually see the prediction of christians wearing shirts that have the same type of pics on them coming true (hell, I'd wear one). Oh yeah, I was gonna make a point: These pics neither mock nor insult the christian religion, they just implicate it. I know christian and open-minded rarely even fit in the same sentince, but truly, if you find this offensive then maybe its your attitude more than anything else that make people around you denounce their faith, as they would go to far reaches just not to be like you.

J3n0va
02-03-2009, 10:41 PM
Lol @ Raptor Jesus and the BRB pic - The title said it all, you knew whatever was here was gonna offend you so please don't complain now that you've exposed yourself to "heresy" kthxbi. :-P

Visi_Ace
02-03-2009, 10:41 PM
What you did is definitely not funny and it is repulsive.

Why did you have to choose Jesus to do a mockery of and make jokes about? There are a million other things you could have chosen. I cannot stop you to do it, nor will you listen to me if I ask you to stop. Just be warned that the God you are mocking is Almighty and sees what you are doing, He can make you stop. So, go on with your mockery and see what it will bring you.

Actually, I know why you are doing it and what you are trying to achieve, but it is in vain.

Azimuth
02-03-2009, 10:42 PM
Self-righteous much?

Frozenfireside
02-03-2009, 10:42 PM
http://packphour.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easter3.png
happy zombie Jesus day!

Miktar
02-03-2009, 10:47 PM
What you did is definitely not funny and it is repulsive.

Why did you have to choose Jesus to do a mockery of and make jokes about? There are a million other things you could have chosen. I cannot stop you to do it, nor will you listen to me if I ask you to stop. Just be warned that the God you are mocking is Almighty and sees what you are doing, He can make you stop. So, go on with your mockery and see what it will bring you.

Actually, I know why you are doing it and what you are trying to achieve, but it is in vain.

THIS.


I usually just stand back when I see threads like this one (aka I lurk and don't participate), reason being i've seen too many guys(on both sides of the argument) say stuff without thinking about the implications and thus getting the thread locked. The funny thing is how I can actually see the prediction of christians wearing shirts that have the same type of pics on them coming true (hell, I'd wear one). Oh yeah, I was gonna make a point: These pics neither mock nor insult the christian religion, they just implicate it. I know christian and open-minded rarely even fit in the same sentince, but truly, if you find this offensive then maybe its your attitude more than anything else that make people around you denounce their faith, as they would go to far reaches just not to be like you.

LEARN FROM IT.

Domanskip
02-03-2009, 10:50 PM
What you did is definitely not funny and it is repulsive.

Why did you have to choose Jesus to do a mockery of and make jokes about? There are a million other things you could have chosen. I cannot stop you to do it, nor will you listen to me if I ask you to stop. Just be warned that the God you are mocking is Almighty and sees what you are doing, He can make you stop. So, go on with your mockery and see what it will bring you.

Actually, I know why you are doing it and what you are trying to achieve, but it is in vain.

Because there have been countless examples throughout history of god exacting his wrath upon those who mock him.

Oh shi-

Azimuth
02-03-2009, 10:53 PM
Thread need less divine wrath and moar pics, plz.

http://www.godhateschristians.info/pictures/albums/pics/normal_gone.jpg

Q-Man
02-03-2009, 10:58 PM
http://www.lolviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/ymca_jesus.png

Guys. The men pictured here are DEAD. Some offended Christian beat them to death.

kolle_hond
02-03-2009, 10:59 PM
What you did is definitely not funny and it is repulsive.

Why did you have to choose Jesus to do a mockery of and make jokes about? There are a million other things you could have chosen. I cannot stop you to do it, nor will you listen to me if I ask you to stop. Just be warned that the God you are mocking is Almighty and sees what you are doing, He can make you stop. So, go on with your mockery and see what it will bring you.

Actually, I know why you are doing it and what you are trying to achieve, but it is in vain.

Did you read my post? Or did you actually even look at the pics? Where is this mockery you speak of? Most of the pics can actually be seen as promoting christianity and none of the atheists on the forum are complaining, I know when God made you he might have skimped on the 'open-minded' aspect, so I will explain: If used correctly this can be a far stronger motivation for people to join christianity, as opposed to pointing out to people how bad their ways are and trying to scare them onto christianity with the concept of hell. So stop being so negative.

Death_cometh
02-03-2009, 10:59 PM
This should be offensive

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/JesusSayANALDontCount.jpg

Domanskip
02-03-2009, 10:59 PM
http://img.moronail.net/img/7/7/277.jpg

J3n0va
02-03-2009, 11:06 PM
http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu259/n0va19/19b.jpg

Rotflmao

Frozenfireside
02-03-2009, 11:08 PM
What does a insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do at night? Wonders at night if there really is a dog.

They make jokes about Atheists going to hell and I laugh. I am Atheist.
Why is a joke from one end of a point of view any different to another?

Cloud_Ratha
02-03-2009, 11:25 PM
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/Cloud_Ratha/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif

This puts me in tears everyday!

EDIT:

http://loljesus.com/submissions/jesusloljesus_cuddle.jpg

OMFRJ

Ajust
03-03-2009, 12:56 AM
Thread need less divine wrath and moar pics, plz.

http://www.godhateschristians.info/pictures/albums/pics/normal_gone.jpg

rofl this one's brilliant!

Question:
You've got 2 people who identify themselves as christian,
one finds an image merely humorous, the other feels the same image is blasphemous and offensive.
Who do you believe?

onona
03-03-2009, 01:33 AM
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/Cloud_Ratha/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif

That is quite possibly the most win GIF in all creation.

onona
03-03-2009, 01:40 AM
Actually, I know why you are doing it and what you are trying to achieve, but it is in vain.

We're doing it because it's funny, and we're achieving lulz. So it hasn't really been in vain at all.

Moar Raptor Jesus plz.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/362/raptorjesus6eo.jpg

Visi_Ace
03-03-2009, 06:02 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

Inphidel
03-03-2009, 06:24 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

First time I had read the Bible
It had struck me as unwitty
I think it may started rumour
That the Lord ain't got no humour

Ajust
03-03-2009, 09:01 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

O_O"

[EDIT: Confused rmablings removed]

Cloud_Ratha
03-03-2009, 09:06 AM
That is quite possibly the most win GIF in all creation.

Like you i am a Raptor Jesus Fanatic. I watch this maybe 6 times a day. I love the tears!

Noob: Jesus im sad people are making funny of you on the internet.

Jesus: your a tard.

Noob: whad?

Jesus: LOL

Kraken
03-03-2009, 09:23 AM
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20000626.gifhttp://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20000814.gif
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20020204.gifhttp://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20080111.gif
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20060206.gifhttp://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20060918.gif


I'm sorry, but I'm an atheist and I find these (albeit pathetic) attempts at humour rather amusing. You guys should lighten up, eh.

Chevron
03-03-2009, 09:25 AM
Like you i am a Raptor Jesus Fanatic. I watch this maybe 6 times a day. I love the tears!

Noob: Jesus im sad people are making funny of you on the internet.

Jesus: you're a tard.

Noob: whad?

Jesus: LOL

If Jesus ever existed, I don't think he'd make that mistake.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/chevron/holy-combat.jpg

Yes, it's old, but suits the thread.

KFC
03-03-2009, 09:25 AM
Just for the lulz.
Raptor Jesus Never gets old ^.-
Although its blasphemous, its lank funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/whereinchicago/Misc/Funny/Jesus/RaptorJesus02.jpg
http://www.waccoe.com/uploads/profile/photo-21691.png
http://gameon.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/04/raptorjesus-36752.jpg

*EDIT
aaaawww Chevron, you just stole my idea :<

*EDIT 2
Some nice youtube links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMVDrQaJws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xHtWTCF74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQ_CsgAfQw

Repline
03-03-2009, 09:44 AM
Disgusting.

If you have to add mocking pictures to your posts, regarding the savior of mankind in our religeon, could you at least show some tact and good taste when choosing?

Chevron
03-03-2009, 09:53 AM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/ubercomments/insults/007.jpg

Ajust
03-03-2009, 09:56 AM
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/ubercomments/insults/007.jpg

QFT lol

dislekcia
03-03-2009, 10:58 AM
I'm sorry, but I'm an atheist and I find these (albeit pathetic) attempts at humour rather amusing. You guys should lighten up, eh.

Wow. Those are such epic fail... Love the whole theme though, so deliciously ignorant ;)

Chippit
03-03-2009, 11:07 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

Aah, always been a fan of 13:18 myself. It reminds me of such awesome things.

Chevron
03-03-2009, 11:11 AM
Aah, always been a fan of 13:18 myself. It reminds me of such awesome things.

Like "1010011010"?

Chippit
03-03-2009, 11:21 AM
Like "1010011010"?

Yeah, good ol' "29A".

Paradox
03-03-2009, 11:38 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PROPHACEH!

Seriously. When are people going to get a clue that the Bible was written by humans, translated by humans, (again and again), and read.

By HUMANS.

I don't know if anyone has noticed but a not-so-insignificant portion of mankind are *******s. All it would take is one bad pope or whatever in the dark ages to change a couple of passages in the holy text and the rest of history is skewed for your religion forever.

And I ask an honest question to some christians - Why do you follow rules from passages written by saints when they often/sometimes contradict what Christ was supposed to have said? Isn't it CHRISTianity, not PAULianity or LEVITICUSanity?

Also, Raptor Jesus! :D

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 11:40 AM
Let's not derail the picture thread with another ****storm. Just ignore Voso_Ace.

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 11:45 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.


Beware! Watch your back!

onona
03-03-2009, 11:49 AM
Yes, onana, I cannot stop you, as what has been written in the Bible must happen. This is just a small part of the bigger picture of things as is described in the Bible in Revelations chapter 12 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=12&version=31) and 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=13&version=31), especially 13.

So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described. It does not matter what your reason is or how you justify it, it still is fulfilling the prophecy.

LOL.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/ubercomments/insults/007.jpg

James Donaldson
03-03-2009, 11:52 AM
So go ahead and fulfill the prophecy as described

I would, but I'm not sure which of the 60 versions of the Bible you want me to follow?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/chevron/holy-combat.jpg

That's awesome, I'd play that!

onona
03-03-2009, 11:55 AM
Ooooh I made my own!

http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/raptor.jpg

Cloud_Ratha
03-03-2009, 12:37 PM
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8128/raptorair8zu.jpg

http://r.ompo.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg


My ****ing favourite!!!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4803/raptorjesus2gb9.jpg

Ps. Nice one Onona!

J3n0va
03-03-2009, 12:44 PM
My ****ing favourite!!!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4803/raptorjesus2gb9.jpg

ROTFLMFAO - I'm literally sitting crying from laughter - Good one ;-)

Frozenfireside
03-03-2009, 01:49 PM
ROFL!!!

Nice one.

Also there is a lot of the Bible that was left out. Why would they leave out parts of the bible if 'God' wanted you to hear? Isn't that questioning God in Christianities own terms?

Domanskip
03-03-2009, 01:57 PM
I made one too:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2443/lordofthelol.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthelol.jpg)
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/lordofthelol.jpg/1/w368.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img156/lordofthelol.jpg/1/)

Chevron
03-03-2009, 01:58 PM
I made one too.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/chevron/Howmanyfingers.jpg

J3n0va
03-03-2009, 02:13 PM
http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu259/n0va19/Stick-up.jpg
I made this XD

Ajust
03-03-2009, 02:13 PM
I made one too:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2443/lordofthelol.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthelol.jpg)
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/lordofthelol.jpg/1/w368.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img156/lordofthelol.jpg/1/)

Almost lol'ed but the grammar and intelligible speech threw me off :P

Frozenfireside
03-03-2009, 02:21 PM
Was Jesus educated? LOL.

onona
03-03-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm supposed to be working but I managed to throw together a new five minute job!

http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/raptor2.jpg

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 03:27 PM
I think you just won the thread.

HolyMackerel
03-03-2009, 03:29 PM
I'm supposed to be working but I managed to throw together a new five minute job!

http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/raptor2.jpg

Best I've seen yet!

GhOsT_828
03-03-2009, 03:46 PM
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3858/seal.gif

Graal
03-03-2009, 04:59 PM
Though most of them aren't funny, you'd have to deliberately be a pain in the ass to take offense to these.

Domanskip
03-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Made another:
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3710/lambeat.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lambeat.jpg)

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 05:22 PM
http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/azimuth666/jesus.jpg

onona
03-03-2009, 05:42 PM
I'm on a roll today! I just made this one but can't think of a good caption. Although, I think it kinda works without one.

http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/raptor3.jpg

Miktar
03-03-2009, 06:57 PM
Whoa, nice photo-edit, onona.

Ch@pS
03-03-2009, 07:14 PM
http://www.hellopeter.com/the_comment.asp?recid=254635

Happened to be on hello peter earlier and found this beauty.

KFC
03-03-2009, 07:15 PM
http://www.hellopeter.com/the_comment.asp?recid=254635

Happened to be on hello peter earlier and found this beauty.

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn42/KFC_1990/Smilies/1232381756489.jpg

onona
03-03-2009, 07:16 PM
I think I know exactly who wrote that complaint about mockery of "religeon". (http://forums.tidemedia.co.za/nag/showpost.php?p=196302&postcount=72)

That letter makes Baby Raptor Jesus a sad Baby Raptor Jesus.

Ch@pS
03-03-2009, 07:18 PM
Lol first thing I thought too, only Predator and Repline spelt it as "religeon".

Q-Man
03-03-2009, 07:18 PM
It's okay, if he repents, Raptor Jesus will forgive him. Or disembowel him. Either way, really.

Can we complain to Mr Peter about retards? Or isn't that covered by them? Who do we take that complaint to? God?

onona
03-03-2009, 07:21 PM
Dear Hello Peter,

I wish to complain about the internets. It's full of things that I find offensive, especially when people take pictures of *** and replace His head with pictures of Raptor heads. It really redicules my religeon with its slandering and I am most upset at the way internets forums moderators who are old children allow this slanderings to continue.

I mean seriously, everyone knows *** has the head of a T-Rex.

Miktar
03-03-2009, 07:32 PM
Oh, I like how it's all MY fault now.

Honestly, children. Is this a new trend now, to run to HelloPeter every time something on the NAG forums offends your sensitive sensibilities? What's next? "Someone said PS3 is better than 360, and NAG allows it! We should complain to Hello Peter!".

This is juvenile and insulting, to both NAG and to Christians, that you would turn something like this into a petty slander campaign.

Keep it up. Perhaps I'm old enough to remember 'the boy who cried wolf'.

Predator
03-03-2009, 07:34 PM
I knew it would come back to haunt you people. Now look what you've done. Given tidemedia a bad name. Mocking a Religion does not go unnoticed. But people should not be that sensitive.

FoX
03-03-2009, 07:35 PM
Our Savior is all ready here:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa224/FoX91011/Mr_jesus_by_deadgardens.jpg

LOL

Chippit
03-03-2009, 07:36 PM
Oh, I like how it's all MY fault now.

Honestly, children. Is this a new trend now, to run to HelloPeter every time something on the NAG forums offends your sensitive sensibilities? What's next? "Someone said PS3 is better than 360, and NAG allows it! We should complain to Hello Peter!".

This is juvenile and insulting, to both NAG and to Christians, that you would turn something like this into a petty slander campaign.

Keep it up. Perhaps I'm old enough to remember 'the boy who cried wolf'.

BIG BAD MIKTAR IS BIG AND BAD. YOU MAKE BABY JESUS CRY.

onona
03-03-2009, 07:41 PM
http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/raptorcry.jpg

Miktar
03-03-2009, 07:43 PM
And I quote:

http://forums.tidemedia.co.za/nag/faq.php


The NAG forums are provided as a free value added service and no magazine purchase or subscription is required to apply for an account, nor does any purchase or subscription entitle the customer to an account. Abuse of this free service may be punished with account suspension or termination at the discretion of the forum administrators.

The NAG forums are an unrated, open community. Forum administrators use their judgment in maintaining common decency standards but cannot control all user-created content, so some adult material may be present without prior notice on the forums. Content on the forums is not considered official content published by Tide Media.

All statements on the forums, including those by made by NAG or Tide Media staff, are made in personal or private capacity except where indicated by a forum administrator. No information of any kind should be considered to be made in a professional capacity or as an agent of NAG or Tide Media unless otherwise indicated by a forum administrator.

Due to the difficulty in verifying user identities and potential security issues, Tide Media reserves the right to deny, contradict, rescind, retract, or ignore any statement made by any user of the forums, including those indicated to be NAG or Tide Media staff.

Administrative decisions regarding policies, statements, or actions on the forums by the senior forum administrator are considered final, and may not be appealed to Tide Media management.

End of discussion on this topic.

If you find images in this thread offensive, PM me and I will remove your account.

Carry on.

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 07:44 PM
I knew it would come back to haunt you people. Now look what you've done. Given tidemedia a bad name. Mocking a Religion does not go unnoticed. But people should not be that sensitive.

Quite on the contrary, I think that post on hellopeter makes its author look like a complete moron.

Signor 65
03-03-2009, 07:47 PM
I thought I'd find some more pics, prepare for lolcat time...
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/by-the-power-of-jesus.jpg
Yippydoodaaday!

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 07:49 PM
Also:

http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/azimuth666/wtflol.jpg

Miktar
03-03-2009, 07:51 PM
How about this, Mysterious HelloPeter Complainer. Why don't you write a letter of complaint, listing and detailing the EXACT USERS that are making these 'offensive' posts, and submit that to HelloPeter. I love how it's suddenly our responsibility to sanitize the internet just to make sure you can go through your day without being offended.

What selfish, spineless self-righteous indignation.

Miktar
03-03-2009, 07:52 PM
PS. If you don't want images of your Savior photoshopped, you should convert to Islam.

Predator
03-03-2009, 07:54 PM
This may sound like a noob question but will they try sue tide media now ? Or will they take legal action.

pArkEr
03-03-2009, 07:55 PM
PS. If you don't want images of your Savior photoshopped, you should convert to Islam.
Tht waz oFfens1v3 :(

Miktar
03-03-2009, 07:57 PM
This may sound like a noob question but will they try sue tide media now ? Or will they take legal action.

I would love to see the 13 year old who wrote the complaint try. There is no possible way to take legal action on something like this.

dislekcia
03-03-2009, 07:58 PM
PS. If you don't want images of your Savior photoshopped, you should convert to Islam.

I was actually planning on shopping a speech bubble onto one of those tasteful blue and white mosaics found in mosques in lieu of not having images of Raptor Mohamed.

But I guess I shouldn't do that now. Might offend me some people.

Miktar
03-03-2009, 08:00 PM
Tht waz oFfens1v3 :(

Oh please. If there is one religion I wouldn't **** with, it's Islam. It's like the most bad-ass religion out there.

BattleMoose
03-03-2009, 08:01 PM
Dis: I'll give you a cookie if you do. Bonus points if the image isn't actually offensive. ;)

onona
03-03-2009, 08:04 PM
This may sound like a noob question but will they try sue tide media now ? Or will they take legal action.

http://www.leighvanderbyl.com/temp/jesussue.jpg

Aesir
03-03-2009, 08:05 PM
How bout change the tune a little?

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/UNKNOWsNoldier/Rex2.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/UNKNOWsNoldier/Rex.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/UNKNOWsNoldier/islm_cartoon_6.jpg

biffman
03-03-2009, 08:05 PM
This is disgusting!! this thread must be closed. There is no need for such a pointless blasphemous thread!

James Donaldson
03-03-2009, 08:05 PM
^ Onona...I love you XD

The views expressed by James Donaldson do not reflect the views of James Donaldson, James Donaldson can not be held liable for the comments made by James Donaldson

pArkEr
03-03-2009, 08:06 PM
So no one **** with me, coz I'll find out where you live and make some calls ;)

lol, I really don't get why people are offended by this ****. But I guess I'm used to it.

edit: Predator, you're hanging on by a thread mate.

onona
03-03-2009, 08:06 PM
UNKNOWNsoldier, please start a Mohammed lol thread. This one is clearly for Jesus.

Azimuth
03-03-2009, 08:07 PM
http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/azimuth666/dome.jpg

KFC
03-03-2009, 08:09 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn42/KFC_1990/KFC_MUHAM.jpg

*EDIT
Ups.. wrong Thread.
UNKNOWNsoldier, we are waiting....

pArkEr
03-03-2009, 08:13 PM
Well now I have to step in, because we don't believe that at all.

Signor 65
03-03-2009, 08:13 PM
I am not exactly sure what is offending some people (I am a christian and I am not really offended)
This is just for the laughs guys. Come on... just play along... pretty pleeez?!

So ja...

Miktar
03-03-2009, 08:15 PM
Sorry folks, but I think it's time to close this thread. One person got offended, so now the REST of the forum will just have to suffer for it.

Go back to talking about games, like Noby Noby Boy, which is sure to offend nobody.

http://clip2net.com/clip/m6496/1236104279-clip-31kb.jpg