I got one of my front teeth knocked out playing hockey when I was 9, I tore the legaments in my foot (can't remember which) when I was 8. It was just before we went on holiday too.
Most recently (near the end of last year) I was hit by a taxi while crossing the road to get to my lift's house. I was following road safety (look left, left and left again) when this taxi came out of nowhere and BAM.
I was rushed to hospital, but there were no docters there, so I was rushed off to another hospital. Luckily this one had docters. There were no major injuries.
The lady who was driving the Taxi said she would make me a cake
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!