22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM

[Nandrew]

Just a quickie to kick off the Comp 22 entries ...

... and I'm mildly disturbed by myself. :(


THE AVP DATE SIMULATOR!




It's rather basic, but in all due honesty I was planning to do, like, nine unique interactions based on the Marine-Alien-Predator combo. Unfortunately, my fingers fully realised my crime against nature after only the third story, and refused to continue typing.

Here, then, is the download:

http://www.qcfdesign.com/Files/Nandrew/AVPdate.zip


Disclaimer: possibly the most screwed-up thing you'll ever see coming out of Game.Dev. And that's including all the stuff featuring dislekcia's head.

[DukeOFprunes]

Oh my god. Finally I have a clean vent for my xenophilia.

*lights a few candles*

[FuzzYspo0N]

lol, this was from that one episode of robot chicken which was awesome. awesome!

[Nandrew]

lol, this was from that one episode of robot chicken which was awesome. awesome!

... holy crap, you're right!

Totally didn't think about that. Would've been good inspiration, fo' sho'.

[Kensei]

Fuzzyspoon beat me to the punch, but yes, that episode was excellent :P

And I can't stop. Laughing. Dislekcia, you can close the competition, I think Nandrew just won. Nice try everyone else but, I am sorry, you will have to enter when Nandrew is not looking or something

[Aval4nche]

Ya know, this was scarier than all the Alien movies put together. It was even worse than Dead Space!!!

[Fruzz]

Haahaa! This is comedic gold! :D

[Fengol]

Have you taken anything from http://alienlovespredator.com/ ?

[Nandrew]

Nawww, I left that alone.

[vii]

I tried all the conversation patterns 'till I found the ones that are what would usually be called the "happy" ending... I feel so dirty.
I'm scared for life...

[sambarino]

i'm scared to download... but it is an incredibly awesome idea

[Gazza_N]

Download it NOW. Humour > squick.

[sambarino]

why can't i make love to the alien???
i mean.. hypothetically speaking, if i were to download the game... oh screw it, yes i downloaded it