Two happy little flash games to stimulate the reward center of your brainses.

In Upgrade Complete you have to unlock bloody everything, even the "Game Start" button. Perfect for completionists.

Achievement Unlocked gives you achievements for everything from browsing menus, clicking on buttons and even having the internet. Taste some sweet ACHIEVEMENT yo!

Traditional gamers have been conditioned in the past couple of years to become junkies to both dubious 'achievements' and 'upgrades,' ****ting on command whenever they are given these arbitrary rewards. Upgrade Complete (a vertical shump) and Achievement Unlocked (a single-screen platformer) are strawman arguments against these stale reward systems by providing single dimensional games based solely on said systems, and are a good recovery tool from the dopamine-drip of each respective 'reward'.
Details here.


Think these will make you want to milk achievements any less? I submit: hell no.