Deadliest biscuits named and shamed, sensational research INSIDE!

[DukeOFprunes]

One day you will find yourself endangered by a biscuit and you'll think "Well, they did warn me"

Why'd they research this?

"We commissioned this study after learning how many biscuit related injuries are treated by doctors each year."

Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit, falling off a chair while reaching for the tin, sustaining burns after dunking a biscuit in scalding tea, and being hit by fragments flying through the air.

Other people have reported choking on crumbs and damaging a tooth or filling on a particularly hard biscuit. One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.

Sounds more like they should do research into why people are fecking s-choopid.

[Azimuth]

I call hax on that list - where are Chocolate HobNobs? I'd crawl over rattlesnakes for those.

[CrashHelmut]

2009 World Domination Plan
Step 1: Enrich uranium
Step 1: Buy packet of Marie Biscuits
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Muhahahaha"

[Mikit0707]

What the hell did Jaffa Cakes do to deserve this smear campaign? The only thing you can blame Jaffa Cakes for might be obesity... and awesomeness. I miss them. I think they may be the holy messiah of biscuits.

[Gammaray]

Glad to see i was quite safe eating Jaffa Cakes, Jammie Dodgers and BNs.