How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[onona]

Is it six months later yet?

[StilleNacht]

the bible tells us not to succumb to these urges!!

You must show restraint my son

[Aesir]

If my unfathomable years of experience in the writing industry has taught me anything, it's that "meta" is as good as "abstractive".

As you can see from my link, "Meta" kicks "abtractives" little ass.

META

Pansy

[onona]

Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

[Graal]

Learn to Google you ***s.

They told him we don't have your answers over here
Don't wanna see your question, make your post dissapear
There's ire in their smiley and their text is very clear
So google, just google

You better alt-tab, you better do what you can
Type in your query, be the clever man
Just look at those results, better do what you can
So google, if you want it so bad

Just google, google, google, google
This bears a lot of repeatin'
Get some more ammo for that internet fight
Make them all wonder why they're wrong and you are right
Just google, google
Just google, google
Just google, google
Just google, google

[wir]

lttp ;(

[Chippit]

lttp ;(

Lightbulb Transplanting and Transfer Protocol?

[wisp]

This thread is as necessary as a walkthrough is for PacMan:P

[vii]

I postulate that the move to Technology was indeed necessary seeing as we are using technology to access the topic...

[NecroWolf]

I put it in gaming by accident, I thought I was putting it in off topic but I guess I read my tabs wrong...that's if I put this in gaming originally, if I didn't, ignore this.

[LEEROY]

Learn to Google you ***s.

They told him we don't have your answers over here
Don't wanna see your question, make your post dissapear
There's ire in their smiley and their text is very clear
So google, just google

You better alt-tab, you better do what you can
Type in your query, be the clever man
Just look at those results, better do what you can
So google, if you want it so bad

Just google, google, google, google
This bears a lot of repeatin'
Get some more ammo for that internet fight
Make them all wonder why they're wrong and you are right
Just google, google
Just google, google
Just google, google
Just google, google

I lol'ed

[Angemon]

Plz help my lightbulb don't work

[Inphidel]

tl;dr

[Graal]

I lol'ed

Hehe, I can't take credit for that one unfortunately, Crashhelmut originally wrote it.

[Tryxst3r]

But what about the poor LEDs?! (Yes, I did just start a sentence with a conjunction, bite me.)

[x-scon]

I was also wondering about LED's; I want to upgrade but I'm not sure if my DB will support the load? My specs are 4 internal lights, 1 external, 3 double wall sockets. The DB has Earth switch and 3 others. Geyser is gas, not sure if that affects it. Pls help?!

[xcal]

I don't think LED's qualify as lightbulbs... No filaments. Please don't post your ramblings about them here.

[Chippit]

I was also wondering about LED's; I want to upgrade but I'm not sure if my DB will support the load? My specs are 4 internal lights, 1 external, 3 double wall sockets. The DB has Earth switch and 3 others. Geyser is gas, not sure if that affects it. Pls help?!

You need to be really careful about doing this. Changing lightbulbs, especially to LED variants, is an incredibly dangerous process. Risks include:

• Electrocution
• Glass-related injury
• Blindness
• Explosive chemical reactions
• Decapitation-by-ceiling-fan
• Spontaneous wallpaper combustion
• Spontaneous pet combustion
• Spontaneous bed linen combustion
• Death
• Stubbing your toe in the dark

You should consult a professional before attempting to change any lightbulbs in your home.

[Graal]

I remember the first light bulb I changed. It was a disaster! I was happily unscrewing the old bulb, being careful not to touch the glass and only the metal part that goes inside the socket. I couldn't get my fingers in, so I had to use screwdrivers and had to kinda force the socket a bit wider to even fit them in. The next moment I got an electric jolt and fell off the chair. I guess I must have touched the glass by accident. Luckily my cat was there to cushion my fall.

Looking back, I think I might have to use some gloves or something next time I change a light bulb. Oh, and maybe I should turn off the light first as well. What do you guys think?

[x-scon]

I don't think LED's qualify as lightbulbs... No filaments. Please don't post your ramblings about them here.

Well for your information, I used to work next to a lighting warehouse and the-wait, where was I going with this again..?