Another warning from NET CARE 911

[Gambit]

NET CARE 911

It has just been confirmed.

Netcare has issued a warning in respect of an alien attack that will hit the Gauteng region this afternoon at about 5 o clock.



This photo was taken from a South African weather service satellite. I can guarantee that it is authentic.

Avoid anyone who looks like this, they are aliens and will try eat your brains.



Don't underestimate the strength of the wind on the road from their jet engines , or the strength of their tractor beams and avoid low water bridges when driving. We were also warned to stay indoors and to take all loose lying objects inside. Tie down anything that might be damaged by severe winds.



We advise everyone to leave work at 3 o'clock again to avoid being vaporized.

Let everyone know about this imposing threat.



NET CARE 911

Netcare 911 House, 49 New Road, Halfway House,

Midrand, South Africa 1685

P O Box 3455, Halfway House,

South Africa, 1685

[Chevron]

YAY. Aliens!

[.dB]

NET CARE 911

It has just been confirmed.

Netcare has issued a warning in respect of an alien attack that will hit the Gauteng region this afternoon at about 5 o clock.



This photo was taken from a South African weather service satellite. I can guarantee that it is authentic.

Avoid anyone who looks like this, they are aliens and will try eat your brains.



Don't underestimate the strength of the wind on the road from their jet engines , or the strength of their tractor beams and avoid low water bridges when driving. We were also warned to stay indoors and to take all loose lying objects inside. Tie down anything that might be damaged by severe winds.



We advise everyone to leave work at 3 o'clock again to avoid being vaporized.

Let everyone know about this imposing threat.



NET CARE 911

Netcare 911 House, 49 New Road, Halfway House,

Midrand, South Africa 1685

P O Box 3455, Halfway House,

South Africa, 1685

TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY, SO:

[Gambit]

TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY, SO:

[.dB]

So you regularly go around knowingly posting terrible attempts at being funny? Oh. I think urmad.

[Gambit]

Nope, I saw the e-mail I enjoyed it (in light of recent events) and shared it. I just don't give **** what you think about me posting this.

[.dB]

Nope, I saw the e-mail I enjoyed it (in light of recent events) and shared it. I just don't give **** what you think about me posting this.

[Gambit]

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[Gambit]

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[Gambit]

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[Miktar]

[breadfan]

wow.....arent you guys cool

[.dB]

wow.....arent you guys cool

[breadfan]

hahaahaa *thumbs up*

[Miktar]

wow.....arent you guys cool

Shush. I'm watching.

[tranquillity]

Haha. I think your "badge war" is more funny than the email thing.

[SCUD]

i was loving it :D