Bender Top Quotes
* Omicron Persei Eight: Futurama Quotes
o "This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
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o "Oh. Your. God."
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o "My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."
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o "I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
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o "They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning."
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o "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
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o "I hate the people that love me and they hate me."
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o "Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
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o "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
* Retro Junk: Futurama Quotes
o "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
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o "I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
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o "That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!"
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o "Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool."
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o "Life can be hilariously cruel."
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o "Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!"
* Wikiquote: Futurama Quotes
o "Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle."
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o "Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny."
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o "Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT."
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o "Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
* IMDb: Futurama - Memorable Quotes
o "Who are you, and why should I care?"
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o "What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."
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o "I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. "
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o "Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."
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o "What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?"
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o "I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna' be a folk-singer..."