Zomg! Want!

[Miktar]

http://nerdapproved.com/household/the-cowch/

The Cowch is a ?life size soft sculpture floor pillow? as described on it?s web site. The manufacturer/seller is a woman who has a sanctuary for cows and is using these sales to help her further that endeavor. That is almost like social responsibility, which of course I know nothing about. The story of how the Cowch came to be is heartwarming, if not a bit on the loony side. Read it and make up your own mind.

In any case, you can order yourself a 3 foot newborn, a 5 foot yearling or 8 foot adult. There are a number of cows to choose from that are apparently modeled on ones she has in her own sanctuary. I know an 8 foot cow on the floor is just what my cramped living room needs.

Product Page ($300-800)

[Chevron]

lol. Moooooving it around might be hard though.

Q:Where do cows go on a saturday night?

A:To the mooooovies.

:)

soz, just couldn't resist.

Mooooove along now.

[Antharias]

I want I want I want.

Seriously though, that thing is awesome. 8 foot of plushie \o/

[wisp]

I love it , but think it will clash with the curtains :)

[PloPshoP]

The seller of that cowch is only trying to milk our good nature.

[Miktar]

The seller of that cowch is only trying to milk our good nature.

[cYn]

...and we step ever closer to the furry Real Doll.

[Miktar]

...and we step ever closer to the furry Real Doll.

What?

I don't understand what you are saying.

[Chevron]

Isn't the regurgitation of ideas just terrible. Trying to make us think our grass will greener with their products, while milking us for all we're worth. I think it's all bull.

Does anyone think the people that eat Halaal food might have some beef with this cowch?

[Miktar]

Isn't the regurgitation of ideas just terrible. Trying to make us think our grass will greener with their products, while milking us for all we're worth. I think it's all bull.

Does anyone think the people that eat Halaal food might have some beef with this cowch?

You're really starting to suckle these out of your ass, aren't you? :P

...

I can't find a pun use for "lactate". I fail.

[dislekcia]

That's allright, I'm glad you didn't... Udder-wise things would have had to get violent and I hate to horn in on a pun thread that's already behooved itself. Aur(ochs) would you rather I really got into this whole punning thing and delivered some cream of my own?

Cheesy, I know. But I like it too.

-D

[Miktar]

Hey, don't let me gouda you on.

[dislekcia]

Cheese is such a rich topic to pun with.

[Miktar]

But be sure to "let the good ideas ferment for a while"[1].

Otherwise, "what we're doing right now is really just chewing the curd"[2].

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1,2 - Blatantly stolen from dislekcia

[dislekcia]

I'm in a one-horse (or is that cow?) race with myself at the moment.

Toro!

[Miktar]

Don't worry, I'm not going to horse around with you on this. I'm being super cereals. Might as well lock horns, I'm bullish after all, you know.

[dislekcia]

If I said "It feels like these are starting to get a bit flaky, don't-cheddar-know?", would I be a pig? Or do you think that I'd get a pat on the back for looking yet another gift <barnyard animal> in the mouth?

[Miktar]

Nice to see you're not just a lame duck. A few poultry offerings aren't going to cut it, though.

I think you may be getting a bit wrapped up in all this, which squeezes out your creative juice (but leaves you oddly solid and long-lasting).

I don't mean to whine (hah), but could you take another cracker at it?

[dislekcia]

Typical. I knew you'd go right for the dirt, dropping in a few fowl comments as soon as I made a crap reference or two...

And to tell you the truth, I'm more of a rindless, smoky flavoured, after-dinner type myself. Ten points for bringing the wheel back around to cheese though, never was a truer word said in Jetjost.

Oh, wait, didn't mean to get your goat there. My bad. I meant "I thought the old sour-milk got far too Brie-f a turn there, Wensleydale".

[Miktar]

We should kiss to break the tension.