Tonight, while dishing up spaghetti, i was hit by a mild amount of lightning - see saturday wheather forcast- at the time i considerd it annoying, but little did i know that my d.n.a. had fused with that of the spaghettis, and thus i was reborn as . . . spaghetti man! watch as i unleash my pasta wrath apoun evil doers -squelch! i destroy criminals with my noodly appendage! and gasp in awe at my explodeing meat-balls of doom! and when half boild i stick to roofs. ultimate assassin! and like alex from prototype i can absorb people, but unlike alex it serves no purpose but to look cool! i am spaghetti man! fear me! -dramatic exit-



