The 10 Pok?mon Least Equipped To Actually Survive In Nature

[Miktar]

Not every Pok?mon is worth catching. In a world of nearly 500 fantastic creatures, there are bound to be at least a few duds. Trainers don't have to look very hard to discern between awesome allies and total turds, for annoyingly tall patches of grass reveal essential truths that separate the Pidgeys from the Pikachus. Evolution, after all, is the law of the land across the Pok?verse. When only the strong can survive to be taught the power that's inside, sadly, the following Pok?mon are fainters.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/03/...ly_survive.php

[Chevron]

Would still love it if pokemon were real.

[Paradox]

Would still love it if pokemon were real.

I'd personally prefer to live in the Pokeverse than pokemon to live here :p

[James Donaldson]

I was either expecting a funny joke article or a serious one that looks at the Pokemons' fictional life-style in regards to real-life survival, but that article failed at being funny and/or serious. :S

I too would prefer to live in the happy "you're ten years old now, get out and make a living with non-violent ****-fighting" as opposed to what would happen if Pokemon lived here:

Pokemonbeastiality.com
Next on Jerry Springer - "I married my Vulpix!"?
Obama in his state address, shared his views on the Poke-battle on Terror.

[Q-Man]

I have pok?battles all the time. I've yet to beat my greatest adversity: electric fence. My pet bird (Birdy as I called him) was no match for his electric shock attack.

DAMN YOU ELECTRIC FENCE!!!!!

Granted, I probably shouldn't have kept birdy in his 'pok?ball' for so long. That put him at a disadvantage.

[Ajust]

I was either expecting a funny joke article or a serious one that looks at the Pokemons' fictional life-style in regards to real-life survival, but that article failed at being funny and/or serious. :S

I concur. That, and they misspelt "Miltank."
*complains on hello peter*