22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM

Nandrew · 02-06-2009 **Nandrew** wrote:

Just a quickie to kick off the Comp 22 entries ...

... and I'm mildly disturbed by myself. :(

THE AVP DATE SIMULATOR!

It's rather basic, but in all due honesty I was planning to do, like, nine unique interactions based on the Marine-Alien-Predator combo. Unfortunately, my fingers fully realised my crime against nature after only the third story, and refused to continue typing.

Here, then, is the download:

http://www.qcfdesign.com/Files/Nandrew/AVPdate.zip

Disclaimer: possibly the most screwed-up thing you'll ever see coming out of Game.Dev. And that's including all the stuff featuring dislekcia's head.

DukeOFprunes · 02-06-2009 **DukeOFprunes** wrote:

Oh my god. Finally I have a clean vent for my xenophilia.

*lights a few candles*

FuzzYspo0N · 02-06-2009 **FuzzYspo0N** wrote:

lol, this was from that one episode of robot chicken which was awesome. awesome!

Nandrew · 02-06-2009 **Nandrew** wrote:

Originally Posted by FuzzYspo0N

lol, this was from that one episode of robot chicken which was awesome. awesome!

... holy crap, you're right!

Totally didn't think about that. Would've been good inspiration, fo' sho'.

Kensei · 02-06-2009 **Kensei** wrote:

Fuzzyspoon beat me to the punch, but yes, that episode was excellent :P

And I can't stop. Laughing. Dislekcia, you can close the competition, I think Nandrew just won. Nice try everyone else but, I am sorry, you will have to enter when Nandrew is not looking or something

Aval4nche · 02-06-2009 **Aval4nche** wrote:

Ya know, this was scarier than all the Alien movies put together. It was even worse than Dead Space!!!

Fruzz · 02-06-2009 **Fruzz** wrote:

Haahaa! This is comedic gold! :D

Fengol · 02-06-2009 **Fengol** wrote:

Have you taken anything from http://alienlovespredator.com/ ?

Nandrew · 02-06-2009 **Nandrew** wrote:

Nawww, I left that alone.

vii · 03-06-2009 **vii** wrote:

I tried all the conversation patterns 'till I found the ones that are what would usually be called the "happy" ending... I feel so dirty.
I'm scared for life...

sambarino · 08-06-2009 **sambarino** wrote:

i'm scared to download... but it is an incredibly awesome idea

Gazza_N · 08-06-2009 **Gazza_N** wrote:

Download it NOW. Humour > squick.

sambarino · 08-06-2009 **sambarino** wrote:

why can't i make love to the alien???
i mean.. hypothetically speaking, if i were to download the game... oh screw it, yes i downloaded it

02-06-2009 Nandrew wrote:	#1
22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Just a quickie to kick off the Comp 22 entries ... ... and I'm mildly disturbed by myself. :( THE AVP DATE SIMULATOR! It's rather basic, but in all due honesty I was planning to do, like, nine unique interactions based on the Marine-Alien-Predator combo. Unfortunately, my fingers fully realised my crime against nature after only the third story, and refused to continue typing. Here, then, is the download: http://www.qcfdesign.com/Files/Nandrew/AVPdate.zip Disclaimer: possibly the most screwed-up thing you'll ever see coming out of Game.Dev. And that's including all the stuff featuring dislekcia's head. Last edited by Nandrew; 28-06-2010 at 08:18 PM.	Nandrew • Beat It: rAge 2008 • Distraction Hero • GameDev Hero • Sanitary Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 DukeOFprunes wrote:	#2
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Oh my god. Finally I have a clean vent for my xenophilia. lights a few candles	DukeOFprunes has fabulous hair. even as Poe. Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 FuzzYspo0N wrote:	#3
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM lol, this was from that one episode of robot chicken which was awesome. awesome!	FuzzYspo0N Master Of Avatars Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 Kensei wrote:	#5
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Fuzzyspoon beat me to the punch, but yes, that episode was excellent :P And I can't stop. Laughing. Dislekcia, you can close the competition, I think Nandrew just won. Nice try everyone else but, I am sorry, you will have to enter when Nandrew is not looking or something	Kensei The Flame Of Youth AND PASSION Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 Aval4nche wrote:	#6
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Ya know, this was scarier than all the Alien movies put together. It was even worse than Dead Space!!!	Aval4nche Member Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 Fruzz wrote:	#7
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Haahaa! This is comedic gold! :D	Fruzz Formally known as G@m3R_G33K Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 Fengol wrote:	#8
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Have you taken anything from http://alienlovespredator.com/ ?	Fengol Member Ignore this user
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02-06-2009 Nandrew wrote:	#9
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Nawww, I left that alone.	Nandrew • Beat It: rAge 2008 • Distraction Hero • GameDev Hero • Sanitary Ignore this user
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03-06-2009 vii wrote:	#10
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM I tried all the conversation patterns 'till I found the ones that are what would usually be called the "happy" ending... I feel so dirty. I'm scared for life...	vii is just so gosh-darn cute Ignore this user
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08-06-2009 sambarino wrote:	#11
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM i'm scared to download... but it is an incredibly awesome idea	sambarino "i dont think this better that guitar hero is than?!" Ignore this user
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08-06-2009 Gazza_N wrote:	#12
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM Download it NOW. Humour > squick.	Gazza_N s gonna find ya, he's gonna getcha getcha getcha Ignore this user
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08-06-2009 sambarino wrote:	#13
Re: 22: AVP ... as A DATING SIM why can't i make love to the alien??? i mean.. hypothetically speaking, if i were to download the game... oh screw it, yes i downloaded it	sambarino "i dont think this better that guitar hero is than?!" Ignore this user
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