Vernon Koekemoer - Page 4

wrathex · 16-04-2008 **wrathex** wrote:

Chuck Norris got a Vernon Koekemoer tattoo, thinking of getting one myself.. ;)

Shadow Elf · 16-04-2008 **Shadow Elf** wrote:

I just remembered the name recently, looked it up, and didn't find it too funny. OK I 'spose, but I didn't crap myself like I expected to.

NightTimeHornet · 17-04-2008 **NightTimeHornet** wrote:

jeez, i received the first picture in my e-mail a looooong time ago... titled "Rambo spotted at H2O." Now this guy has suddenly assploded all over the internet. Somebody should conduct research!

Cloud_Ratha · 17-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

What research? Vernon has already been on sky news... He is a miracle, he was born at level 100. I want his haircut

Cleric · 17-04-2008 **Cleric** wrote:

Originally Posted by Cloud_Ratha

What research? Vernon has already been on sky news...

I missed that. Do you have a link?

Cloud_Ratha · 17-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

Youtube Video

Im not too sure where I found it out... try google it!

Toi · 17-04-2008 **Toi** wrote:

Originally Posted by Cloud_Ratha

What research? Vernon has already been on sky news... He is a miracle, he was born at level 100. I want his haircut

Screw the haircut, I need those shoes.

Cloud_Ratha · 17-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

Originally Posted by Leon S Kennedy

Screw the haircut, I need those shoes.

I think he owns the only pair in existance... I would definately kill for that blue and white checked top he has! It raaaaaaooooorrrrrsssss with flavour!

wrathex · 17-04-2008 **wrathex** wrote:

------text cartoon------

Vernon The Great Koekemoer came just in time to save South Africa
from the evil crimelords that have turned the once friendly playgrounds,
parks and neighbourhoods into an urban wasteland and crime infested
cesspit of rape, murder and hijackings.

With his hammerfist and powerful knockdown, he will smash down upon
the crimelords, blue and white chequered armour flashes, bullets are dodged
and the crook is instantly in his moer.

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broken t-shirt wants the Koekemoer V1 upgrade

Chainsaw · 17-04-2008 **Chainsaw** wrote:

Anyone seen the new Vodacom advert with him in?

Cleric · 18-04-2008 **Cleric** wrote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw Dude

Anyone seen the new Vodacom advert with him in?

No way! Awesome!

Cloud_Ratha · 18-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

Im youtubing it right now!

Toi · 21-04-2008 **Toi** wrote:

Yeah I saw it. He looks a lot bigger than in the fotos I must admit.

Say, would you take all the slack that he is taking for the money that he's starting to make. I read an interview with him in the Beeld. While the interview was on, some drunk guy came up to him and told him that he should allow people to mock him so much. He said that he doesn't care, Petricia Lewis gets the same slack and she has a good career. According to him this whole "Vernon Koekemoer" thing is apparently he's ticket out of here.

Cloud_Ratha · 21-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

Id take that ticket... I wonder who took the first ever photos? She/he must be quite amazed about how far this has gone!

Toi · 21-04-2008 **Toi** wrote:

Appartly it was just some random photo by a guy who partied at H2O. They did mention his name but I forgot what it is. Wonder if he gets a piece of the koek?

Cloud_Ratha · 21-04-2008 **Cloud_Ratha** wrote:

Yeah i got the original email. I was so close to going to H20. I would have died laughing if i saw him in real life... And then worshiped him till my eyes bleed...

Manic790 · 21-04-2008 **Manic790** wrote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw Dude

Anyone seen the new Vodacom advert with him in?

Yeah I saw it a few days ago... Did they actually hire the guy? he moved so I think they must have used a stunt double or something...

no_fear · 21-04-2008 **no_fear** wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWCCgiKe4zc

No.. They hired the guy.

Toi · 22-04-2008 **Toi** wrote:

Originally Posted by Cloud_Ratha

Yeah i got the original email. I was so close to going to H20. I would have died laughing if i saw him in real life... And then worshiped him till my eyes bleed...

Well thank goodness you didn't go. Imagine being surrounded by thousands of pill-chowing ravers. I'll rather have a beer with Vernon.

vii · 22-04-2008 **vii** wrote:

WTH, he just stands there in the add! Nothing funny about it... that was FAIL!

16-04-2008 wrathex wrote:	#61
Chuck Norris got a Vernon Koekemoer tattoo, thinking of getting one myself.. ;)	wrathex Member Ignore this user
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16-04-2008 Shadow Elf wrote:	#62
I just remembered the name recently, looked it up, and didn't find it too funny. OK I 'spose, but I didn't crap myself like I expected to.	Shadow Elf Member Ignore this user
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17-04-2008 NightTimeHornet wrote:	#63
jeez, i received the first picture in my e-mail a looooong time ago... titled "Rambo spotted at H2O." Now this guy has suddenly assploded all over the internet. Somebody should conduct research!	NightTimeHornet Metaphysical Afterlife Rulesets: 3rd Edition; with all new infinity sided dice system Ignore this user
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17-04-2008 Cloud_Ratha wrote:	#64
What research? Vernon has already been on sky news... He is a miracle, he was born at level 100. I want his haircut	Cloud_Ratha Member Ignore this user
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17-04-2008 Cloud_Ratha wrote:	#66
Youtube Video Im not too sure where I found it out... try google it!	Cloud_Ratha Member Ignore this user
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17-04-2008 wrathex wrote:	#69
------text cartoon------ Vernon The Great Koekemoer came just in time to save South Africa from the evil crimelords that have turned the once friendly playgrounds, parks and neighbourhoods into an urban wasteland and crime infested cesspit of rape, murder and hijackings. With his hammerfist and powerful knockdown, he will smash down upon the crimelords, blue and white chequered armour flashes, bullets are dodged and the crook is instantly in his moer. ----------------------------------------------------------------- broken t-shirt wants the Koekemoer V1 upgrade	wrathex Member Ignore this user
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17-04-2008 Chainsaw wrote:	#70
Anyone seen the new Vodacom advert with him in?	Chainsaw Promoted to Apprentice Cool Ignore this user
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18-04-2008 Cloud_Ratha wrote:	#72
Im youtubing it right now!	Cloud_Ratha Member Ignore this user
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21-04-2008 Toi wrote:	#73
Yeah I saw it. He looks a lot bigger than in the fotos I must admit. Say, would you take all the slack that he is taking for the money that he's starting to make. I read an interview with him in the Beeld. While the interview was on, some drunk guy came up to him and told him that he should allow people to mock him so much. He said that he doesn't care, Petricia Lewis gets the same slack and she has a good career. According to him this whole "Vernon Koekemoer" thing is apparently he's ticket out of here.	Toi So problem solved then. Lets dance!!! Ignore this user
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21-04-2008 Cloud_Ratha wrote:	#74
Id take that ticket... I wonder who took the first ever photos? She/he must be quite amazed about how far this has gone!	Cloud_Ratha Member Ignore this user
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21-04-2008 no_fear wrote:	#78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWCCgiKe4zc No.. They hired the guy.	no_fear Mental Age: 15 Ignore this user
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22-04-2008 vii wrote:	#80
WTH, he just stands there in the add! Nothing funny about it... that was FAIL!	vii is just so gosh-darn cute Ignore this user
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